George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[aldousburbank]

Is the one dame holding a big bottle of hand sanitizer? Snoory's facial expression is odd. Looks like he just smoked a few bowls.

I don't know about smoking bowls, but it looks to me like he just crawled out of the toilet bowl, in a one piece body-suit, still soaked with sweat from a night at Charlie Sheen's.  He's clearly just dosed these poor fks with some bathroom lab concocted mixture of stupid juice and roofies.  The zoid look in his eyes indicates that he's thinking he will be able to maintain consciousness for enough time to slobber on the three passed out victims while they snooze, maybe he'll call Richard C. and narrate the festivities.  I don't know, there may be something wrong with my assesment here.  If he just crawled out of a toilet bowl, his hair wouyld probably be less greasy, cleaner.  Plus, I've got to admit that dude in the front is quite the hottie!

[aldousburbank]

ZZZZZ TOP (oops, a little small unless you click to larger view)

[MV/Liberace!]

I made myself listen to this.  If you want to know all you need to know about where Noory is coming from, I highly recommend listening.  George is in his element here, and you'll be left with no illusions that C2C is ever going to change on his watch.

Michael, I wish you would put this video on the GNS thread.  There are people there who may never come to this thread and see it otherwise. 

George Noory & Alex Jones: Egypt Conflict Could be "Shot Heard Around The World" to Start WW3 - 1/3

[guildnavigator]

That last picture with the dress is too much. Thank you.


This is a screenshot I took on 12/27/2010, while making what I still thought was a "bug report" to coasttocoast.com when I saw Art's name removed from the site.


I took it because I thought the google ad was too funny: "Looking for Art Bell?"


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[b_dubb]

Familiar...

martin sheen can't be too proud that his son is letting a porn star live with him. i wonder if she pays rent. and using what currency

[MV/Liberace!]

I took it because I thought the google ad was too funny: "Looking for Art Bell?"


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haha

[konradbeezo]

I've really enjoyed reading this thread; but I don't think I've seen my two favorite Noory lines. Both are from about three years ago.

(1) He was introducing Dr. Morgus (I think), and screwed it up so badly it came out as him introducing his "childhood boyfriend." To make it even better, he let out this really disgusted sigh before correcting himself.

(2) He was doing a commercial for something and fumbling the lines completely. In the midst of it, he said, "Come on George, spit it out!" It was so self-deprecating I had to laugh.

[MV/Liberace!]

holy shit... i just realized this situation (art bell quits) goes back to december of last year.  had no idea it had already been that long.  where in the HELL did that time go?

[Marc.Knight]

I've really enjoyed reading this thread; but I don't think I've seen my two favorite Noory lines. Both are from about three years ago.

(1) He was introducing Dr. Morgus (I think), and screwed it up so badly it came out as him introducing his "childhood boyfriend." To make it even better, he let out this really disgusted sigh before correcting himself.

(2) He was doing a commercial for something and fumbling the lines completely. In the midst of it, he said, "Come on George, spit it out!" It was so self-deprecating I had to laugh.

God, it is so painful to listen to.  Dr. Morgus would do a better job.

[Marc.Knight]

I am listening to a C2C replay http://www.970wfla.com/main.html

Noory name-dropped Alex Jones 3 times in less than 5 minutes.  WTF?

He is really into slur high gear... slurring any word he doesn't know.

It is amazing to hear him pronounce Egypt like E-JUPT five times in a row.  The other one is "PWOWERFLUL" instead of powerful.  geesh.

[Scully]

George Noory & Alex Jones: Egypt Conflict Could be "Shot Heard Around The World" to Start WW3 - 1/3

Thanks for reposting this, Michael. You're the best.

Could you also add the link that allows one to finish the whole Alex Jones show.  It was under the video link.  I'm not enough of a tekkie to know how to finagle these situations.

I really wish anyone who wants a snapshot of the real George Noory would check this out.  He presents himself so differently on C2C.

[misssirveaux]

Do George and Alex go to wild porn star parties at Charlie Sheen's house?  Do George and Alex also have Adonis DNA?

Alex Jones says in the above video clip that George Noory never censors his guests.  That's just because it's hard to censor someone when you're across the street at Walgreens, buying a Snickers and a Red Bull.  (I guess censoring callers doesn't count.)  These two guys need to get a room.

[Marc.Knight]

Do George and Alex go to wild porn star parties at Charlie Sheen's house?  Do George and Alex also have Adonis DNA?

Alex Jones says in the above video clip that George Noory never censors his guests.  That's just because it's hard to censor someone when you're across the street at Walgreens, buying a Snickers and a Red Bull.  (I guess censoring callers doesn't count.)  These two guys need to get a room.

I am afraid that Alex Jones' analysis of the evolution of the C2C show under the Nooron is spot on.  The innocent fun of the show is gone.  I think that is the elusive Holy Grail that now haunts all of us in our waking hours and dreams since the fading from stage of the Great Master, Art Bell.

[tmock00]

I really wish anyone who wants a snapshot of the real George Noory would check this out.  He presents himself so differently on C2C.

Thanks for sharing the video, Scully.  After watching it, I believe you're absolutely right.  For me, this takes away any lingering hope I had that even with Noory at the helm, eventually Coast to Coast would get back on the rails of original programming and format.  Sadly, now I believe that as long as Noory reigns supreme, this show has completely gone off course with absolutely no hope at all of finding its way back home. 

So sad. 

[anagrammy]

The juxtaposition of all this is so entertaining.  After hearing Alex grooming boyfriend George, "...needs no introduction, has millions of listeners...has taken show in a new direction mainstreaming it..yada yada", and then seeing the George video chat, I must snap Fort Rock to attention.  Mr. Rock, you are oh so right, things are desperate.  I saw that out of the millions of viewers, 531 stopped by to see the chat.  No doubt that number represents the total computer literate among the millions.  Twenty (20) left their opinions.  Exactly eight ( watched the replay.  And, in case you were wondering, he had nothing to say, except for how frequently he would be offering that nothing via live video.

Yawn.

Anagrammy

[valdez]

    Alex Jones talking about the present king of the known universe, Charlie Sheen.  Then he talked about the New World Order, and how he and George will do everything in their power to stop it.  That would have been a good time for George to tell him, as he told us last week, that the NWO is unstoppable.  But that would require a backbone.  Same old stuff from Dr. Harvey Bigelsen.  Big pharma bad.  Prune juice good. "How do you feel when someone walks into your office feeling bad, and then feeling better when they leave?"  That's a great question, George.  I would have never guessed the answer to that one.

[aldousburbank]

So apparently Limbaugh had to answer allegations he uses actors as scripted call-ins to his show, which he largely denied.

However, companies apparently can be paid to hire call-in actors to a show.

So the question...the praise for Noory...bought?

I'm not sure if this article has been brought up here before-
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/03/07/exclusive-limbaughs-parent-company-still-using-actors-to-fake-radio-call-ins-exec-tells-raw/It would explain some of the Noory gushing.

[rangers1919]

I hate to say it, but the show is no longer listenable in almost any form. Generally when I turn it on I turn it off within two minutes because the guests, host, and callers are so terrible. Only Ian is any good, and Knapp who is rarely on. G.N. has tried to follow Beck and Alex Jones too much, and he is too into debunking medicine. He cited the infamous study about vaccines causing autism for years, but wasn't embarrassed in the least when it was revealed that the evidence they based it on was faked. His last guest stating that women don't have breast cancer until the doctor cuts them would be laughable if people didn't actually fall for it.

[Scully]

Alex Jones says in the above video clip that George Noory never censors his guests.  That's just because it's hard to censor someone when you're across the street at Walgreens, buying a Snickers and a Red Bull.  (I guess censoring callers doesn't count.)  These two guys need to get a room.

LOL.  Truer words were never spoken, and my mother always told me I might as well laugh as cry when something drives me crazy.   

[Scully]

G.N. has tried to follow Beck and Alex Jones too much, and he is too into debunking medicine.

He's on a power trip that just won't quit, IMHO.  As GN makes all too clear on Alex Jones' program, he's been "tweaking" C2C for quite awhile.  The night I heard him say that if you can scare people, you have power over them, I saw the emporer without his clothes. 

[b_dubb]

makes me think of his E-Foods direct pitch: "i'm trying to save your future ... your life ... go now to ... ".  what an asshole

[valdez]

     Didn't he do a night terrors show about a month ago?  Did we need another one?  George said he doesn't talk to guest before the show so that he could maintain a sense of "spontaneity".  I think it would also help him a lot if he didn't bother to read the books, and prepared no questions.  Just learn about the quest as he goes along, asking questions that he doesn't know the answers to, as oppose to this question for paranormal investigator, David Rountree: "a lot of people are afraid of ghost, how come?"
    Trying anything different might lead to improvement.  Hang him upside down.  Underwater.  In a snake pit.  Whatever.  Try it.

[haloedorchid]

I hate to say it, but the show is no longer listenable in almost any form. Generally when I turn it on I turn it off within two minutes because the guests, host, and callers are so terrible. Only Ian is any good, and Knapp who is rarely on. G.N. has tried to follow Beck and Alex Jones too much, and he is too into debunking medicine. He cited the infamous study about vaccines causing autism for years, but wasn't embarrassed in the least when it was revealed that the evidence they based it on was faked. His last guest stating that women don't have breast cancer until the doctor cuts them would be laughable if people didn't actually fall for it.

He should be thrown off the air for that.

[Marc.Knight]

[robey1129]

I listened to as much as I could stand of that Jones thread. All I can say is....all those dummies who cannot comprehend how to work a computer finally caught up with the 1960's and bought themselves a radio to listen to. That can be the only explanation for his numbers going up. If I thought some people would follow suit....I would organize a "Dump the Nooron" strike for people to stop listening to the show altogether. Little chance of that happening. The only reason why I listen is I think I enjoy gettin' pissed off at the little bastard for fuckin' up when he does. I know when I tune in, it will be only minutes....sometimes seconds before he makes a gaff.

[Scully]

Can I ask a dumb question?  How do they know how many people are listening on any one night?  Is there a simple "For Dummies" answer to this?

[Digitech]

Hello, Scully!

There's no way to determine *exactly* how many people are listening ,but there are several ways of getting a good estimate.

I'm sure you've heard of Nielson ratings for television. They have these for radio, as well. The company is called  Arbitron. I believe the way these work is, listeners are asked to log their radio time for a week and write down which stations they listened to. Then, they submit the journal back to Arbitron, who compiles the data. This is performed in a way to try to get a accurate indication of demographics, etc.

The next way which they measure the number of people listening is unique to radio, I think. They look at how many people call the program and on which station. This is why whenever you call nationally syndicated show, they will ask the call letters of the station you hear the show on. By matching with the Arbitron ratings mentioned about, they can estimate that one caller is equivalent to 100 or 5000 or 100,000 or however many listeners.


Finally, there are newer ways to measure -- A lot of people listen over the internet. It's very easy to count how many people are listening to a internet stream. Also, Arbitron has made a special device which will automatically record the station a listener is tuned to.

[b_dubb]

my Grandmother used to work for Arbitron and - coincidentally - was a huge fan of Art Bell.  something of a family tradition as my Mom also is an AB fan.  i only learned of this recently as i am a latecomer to C2C (last summer)

[robey1129]

The Nooron says it is a horse race and he and Limbaugh are coming into the stretch for first place. Well, in my mind the reprobate is not accounting for the huge number of listeners that tune in every night hoping that the show will once again have meaning, that listen just to hear him say something stupid or the ones that have faith that one day he will be replaced by someone with a eighth grade or higher intelligence. 

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Ha Ha!  The Nooron stated on Thursday night that he is now on the mailing list of the group that says the world will end on May 21, 2011.  He wanted them to come on the show March 23, 2011 but they refused saying they would no longer be here.  Georgie did get a brochure from them though via the postal service requesting a donation from him if he wants to join "the family."  I hope Mr. Doom & Gloom gets caught in his own web this time.  Hopefully that group will send various members to knock on his door and try to convert him to their view of things.  That would be justice served IMO.