Joe Biden 2020

[analog kid]

[Stellar]

Look, I do not wish to be unclear on this at all. I certainly have my share of problems, and my mental complexes that I am forced to compensate for by eating the flesh of immature animals ceaselessly, frenetically, & spectacularly masturbating with reckless abandon whilst driving are actually quite far from the least amongst them--however, I have not been ignoring my lover's actual begging in my specific direction to simply take the first step towards getting some real help, which in this case would be: just get a psychological evaluation. That's it. That's all. I've only been quasi-insisting for a few weeks now, and before that it was simply... "strongly suggested."

Before that, "suggested."
Before that, "encouraged."
Before that, "part of an ongoing series of bioweapon weather alerts."
Before that, "commitment fucked off."
Before that, it was, "Baby, based on what you've finally just told me, and my experiences with you for the last couple years, I think it is absolutely certain that you are not going to be even capable of even having the kind of long-term, healthy, and sustainable adult relationship that you have stated numerous times is your actual desire (at this time she had -never- mentioned a desire for marriage, and in fact, had mentioned a desire to not become married. My hand to God. "Why haven't you asked me to marry? There's only a limited window of time for that, and if it's missed..." and then she literally mimes drawing a finger across her throat. Like a Colombian necktie. She even mimes the tongue-pulling. Who does this? Serious brides, that's who.), you're going to have a lot easier of a time if you get some psychotherapy, and I mean, seriously. Do the serious work, and from what little I know--I am not a medical doctor or even a doctor of any kind (a true statement at that time)--you'll likely see a lot of improvement after a month or two. I do think we can stick together and work things out between us and be able to succeed--I've seen this kind of thing before, and I happen to be absolutely certain that I truly, deeply, madly love you, and not just because I want to have sex with you literally all the time--okay, mostly, but even so, more than any other woman I've ever had actual sex with (still a true statement today, of all my lovers, she's #1, can't imagine anyone I've never had could be any better... unless, perhaps, they started spontaneously miming cocksucking as an unstoppable compulsion every time they told me a lie, I think that would perhaps make sex better, I can't imagine anything else or anyone else being a better match for me, but I suppose one never knows, right? Point is, she's a total pain in the ass, but, was and is so worth nearly all kinds of trouble, and that's just ME, with her it's actual BETTER, although--her actual perceived experience may in fact be quite different) and the only women I've ever met that are even in your ballpark have all had years of time to realize how amazing I am, and I wasn't like I am now until they fixed my nose, right? So if they didn't come running with running come and aren't already beating down the door, it's unlikely any of them ever will. So, I'm happy to work through this experience with you, especially now that you've told me that story about (REDACTED) on your (CENSORED), that's brutal, I've never thought to imagine that anyone could be so cruel, and it makes me wonder just how annoying that person must have found you, because that seems like a lot of trouble to go to for vengeance want to call for help, I'm not gonna lie. What I am saying is that I'm going to have a fun time either way--as an astrotheologian, birthdays are kinda my thing, Baby, I can handle this with a smile and minimal tears, certainly easier than you, I am sure. But this is serious. You have got some damage, and most of it looks largely manageable with some TLC and some ambition. Do you concur? Do you agree? Do you consent?"

Her: "Yes. Yes. Yes." Actual transcription verbiage may vary, and I cannot post that here anyway, because, when F. U. Clergy, Esq. commands, Jackstar fucking listens and obeys, and that has been the case since the late 90's in general, and since 9/11, that has been my ACTIVATED DAILY DISCIPLINE, my little bitches. Believe it. NEVER FORGET.


I told you, I'm a big deal around here. Don't make a big deal about it, all the higher-ups know me. Of course they do. Have you looked at me lately? Jesus, is practically over the moon about me, and I was woke before "woke" was a thing, as I was born on The Day of (REDACTED) Awakening. 1973. I'm a professional. I know what I'm doing. Looking like an idiot to you is absolutely intentional, and those of you working ceaselessly to imply that I am dangerous, threatening, scary, et cetera, ad nauseum, ad hominem... yeah, it's a (CLASSIFIED). At least they're not as bad as the groupies.

Because the (CLASSIFIED) kill all the nice groupies, and leave me with the worst. At least, they used to: I think someone finally noticed that my magickal seaman really are quite effective at fixing the unfixable, as well as *ahem* screwing the inscrutable. That's my actual favorite way to go, TBQH--other than fucking my brains out on drugs while blasting rock'n'roll. Fuck! I wanna do that IMMEDIATELY.

Sadly, Grapefruit is busy. Sigh. I'll just wait. I can read a book on Chess or something. I'll see her later, and once I push her kid off a cliff, we can have all the sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll we want! Just kidding. Of course I am kidding. You people need to understand--I've been on The Watch List since before 9/11, and now--oh boy, I am on it, you betcha. And I'm fine. If I weren't, I would be handled. I'm really a big soft-hearted nymphomaniac, you know. Oh, really? "Nymphomania" does not appear on my stolen health care and stolen police records and anyone who can check the legit Akashic Records could easily see that I am the biggest turboslut that has ever lived? Huh. Maybe they didn't have room on any of the pages. You know, "nymphomania" is a really long word. Did they abbrieviate it? Well, whatever, trust me, I like to fuck, and my name is not Buck. It's Michael, like the Commander Of All Angels. No, I don't want to fuck an angel--I'm a nymphomaniac, not fucking crazy, lol. And I'm human. Mostly. I do fuck like a tiny deity, though. With a human-sized penis. It's a nice combo, I've been told. Not trying to boast, just sayin'. Grapefruit puts up with me for some reason, obviously, and it's not for the money, heh. Sometimes I wonder if she's a sex addict too. And sometimes... yeah, sometimes, I don't have to wonder at all.




Honestly. So lonely. But she's quite nice though, the effort is certainly worth it even if it were just a payoff in awesome sex, but even when that isn't part of the deal, I do love her enough anyway. Okay, where were we on this? I kinda blanked out while writing this, all I could think about is sex sex sex. I'm gonna skip the proofreading, I don't wanna spend all day geeking out over what a huge sluthrillfestival I am, I have things to do today--I have an actual life, People. I gotta get going.

An insistence on healthy priorities and a strong, disciplined, interior moral compass makes my lifestyle not only possible, but spectacular, Kids. I did it, you can too... but probably not the way I did it, unless you really like to get high and have lots of sex and you aren't any kind of pervert, then you can. I think. Does having sex with the mother and then playing Chess with her child sound okay to you? Okay, now how about... same thing, but, simultaneously?

Right there, right there: if you didn't just now get WHOLLY NAUSEATED, trust me, get a psych eval, you might really need one. I know I'm neither a pedo, ephebe, or an exhibitionist, because it is only because Chess even exists as an actual game can I even handle being around children at all. I didn't like kids even when I was one, especially myself, and as I have matured to a healthy life... that hasn't changed. Get off my lawn, Kids, and leave the plants here, your mother will be by shortly to show me what the difference between a "cocksucker" and "porn" is.

I'll be honest, I don't know what the difference is either, but that makes me a word scientist, not a pervert. You people. You and your conspiracy theories. You know I'm just one guy, right? So I can't have any conspiracies. It's more two or more people by definition. Am I conspiring with Jesus, is that it? Sure, yah, okay, right.

https://media.tenor.com/images/bbfe6e60959697b4ce3aa51d9a6a9f62/tenor.gif

Look, look, holy shit, okay, basically this: if I'm hanging out with a girl of that phenotype... if she (or any other healthy and available member of any compatible phenotype) would like to conspire with me about anything (while emphasizing sex, of course--no sex, orders from Hell--I AM OUT), I am essentially powerless to resist. BECAUSE I AM A SLAVE TO MY NYMPHOMANIACAL TENDENCIES. There, I said it. Trust me, all women know. They can smell it on me. Because they're women, and women are not the creatures that you think they are.

They clearly know a lot more about phenotypes than any man does. And I certainly know a lot more about Grapefruit than Jennifer Lawrence, but I'll tell you this, if J-Law ever even came close to hitting on me, I would immediately goose step it over to Grapefruit's field of vision, and say, "Hey, uh... can I kiss that, or will you hit me?" I have no idea what would happen, but I'd be getting laid out that night, one way or another, that's for sure, and being married wouldn't matter at all, because I'm legit ordained Clergy (lost a bar bet once) and if it came down to that ("No! We're married!" "Hang on."), I could go plus or minus one, either way, because at that point, having sex is all I could think about I am sure.

Now I gotta take a cold shower until thoughts of J-Law + G-Fruit + J-Star stop crowding my visual cortex. Nymphomania is pretty wild, eh? Yeah... I can see why it's not talked about much. And I bet the movie sucked, no way it could be any better than IRL, because in real life... I might get to have sex at any moment, at any time, at any place, just maybe... as long as I don't have herpes.

And, I don't. /flex. Alright, someone go check on Grapefruit, I hope this post didn't trigger her... but if it did, I guess I might as well hope that it triggers Jennifer. No, not that Jennifer (sup.), Jennifer "Fuck Me, Jackstar!" Lawrence. Remember... The Fappening?

Yeah, POUND me too. POUND. IN CONTROL. (And no, thanks though, Grapey--it's not 25 lbs., but it is above average and she's got a kuni even tighter than her ass, which is obviously pretty tight, based on her whiney little complaints. Which really aren't too bad.)

#UntilThen
#TrueConfessionsOfBellgab
#IAMQ

One's a decoy. Relax. I know what I'm doing. I'm not doing Q shit right now, I need to rub somebody one out. (oops. I don't even know where to begin the strikethrough there. Oh well, fuck it. NOW GIMME.)

@Jackstar

I would like to know, do you use some sort of automated text generator which you feed some words into? If so can you turn us all on to it.  I just don't believe this is your writing and if I'm wrong excuse me, however I think this is some sort of python code which generates random text.

[aldousburbank]

I don't believe in censorship.  I like the 1st Amendment.  However, does anyone have any ideas on how to stop disinformation/mendacity which foments destruction?

1- Appoint Stellar as Truth Czar
2-Exterminate dissenters

[Dr. MD MD]

@Jackstar

I would like to know, do you use some sort of automated text generator which you feed some word into? If so can you turn us all on to it.  I just don't believe this is your writing and if I'm wrong excuse me, however I think this is some sort of python code which generates random text.

Sometimes crack can make you randomly generate text too.

[Dr. MD MD]

1- Appoint Stellar as Truth Czar
2-Exterminate dissenters

2-That would be everyone including himself because he’s both for free speech and against it.

[Stellar]

1- Appoint Stellar as Truth Czar
2-Exterminate dissenters

Thats a bit extreme you guys can do better.

[analog kid]

I don't believe in censorship.  I like the 1st Amendment.  However, does anyone have any ideas on how to stop disinformation/mendacity which foments destruction?

Remember when Trump said he wanted to change the 1st amendment to make it easier to sue his detractors in the media? Dear lord, the red flags where everywhere you looked.

https://imgur.com/a/o621k#d5wjdzA

[Dr. MD MD]

Nice Nazi dogs. Sieg heil!

[Dr. MD MD]

Remember when Trump said he wanted to change the 1st amendment to make it easier to sue his detractors in the media? Dear lord, the red flags where everywhere you looked.

https://imgur.com/account/favorites/o621k

LOL! A list of suspicions and allegedlys.

[Ciardelo]

@Jackstar

I would like to know, do you use some sort of automated text generator which you feed some words into? If so can you turn us all on to it.  I just don't believe this is your writing and if I'm wrong excuse me, however I think this is some sort of python code which generates random text.

Meth is a helluva drug, Stellar.

[analog kid]

LOL! A list of suspicions and allegedlys.

lol citations. That aren't Alex Jones.

[Dr. MD MD]

lol citations. That aren't Alex Jones.

Enjoy your “victory,” comrade.

[analog kid]

Enjoy your “victory,” comrade.

I like how you dingleberries ignore all of Trump and Ivanka’s financial ties to the Chinese government.

[Dr. MD MD]

I like how you dingleberries ignore all of Trump and Ivanka’s financial ties to the Chinese government.

Why don’t you list them. You seem to like doing that sort of thing.

[albrecht]

Nice Nazi dogs. Sieg heil!

Obamas had that dog that only bit white people (including a white girl who supported them and so isn't much of a threat) but it is not usual for dogs to take after their owner's racial views. Didn't the Biden's GSD trip up the elderly and fragile Biden and so "Uncle Joe" ended having to go to the hospital? I guess there was dog-memory of Uncle Joe's motives and he read "Icebreaker" by Suvorov who claims it was the Russian Commies, not the Germans, who started WWII.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icebreaker_(Suvorov)   

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/president-obama-dog-sunny-bites-white-house-visitor-face-article-1.2945245

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/300170889/joe-biden-likely-to-wear-moon-boot-after-breaking-a-foot-while-playing-with-his-dog

[Nyewalker]

Literally Hitler

[Juan]

Pseudodent Xiden just said that he has ordered 600-million vaccines which is enough to “fully vaccinate 300-Americans.”  Get you arms in shape for 2-million shots apiece.

[Jackstar]

Meth is a helluva drug, Stellar.

If you actually believe for a New York Minute that Stellar doesn't know that, and that you needed to be the one that tells him... Look, look, I'm not going to pull any punches here. I'm just going to lay it out for you. I'm going to have a real hard time giving your opinion any credibility on anything, forever.

I'm just sayin', Mango. Oh yeah, you're Crisco. Ooops. Anyway, Stellar has never touched the stuff, huh? AND, you know that? Well, I've heard it said that extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence, and I've always thought that was bullshit, but how about, let's give it a shot, with your... ignorance theory.

This is a great time to start defending your life choices. What are you--busy? I find it hard to convince myself of that, simply by reading your own words, that I'm going to assume, for the sake of reason argument, that you posted yourself--as we know David Rubini claimed that his account was hacked several months ago and, boy, sure, that definitely got a lot of posts made from those hackers.

Hey, maybe that's happening to you. Have you had any luck ruling that out as a possibility? I'm just asking as a friend; I don't need your attention, nor am I interested in any attentions from your hypothetical hackers.

I guess unless one of them is a (REDACTED) Girl, I guess. I don't know, let me ask Grapey--I'm somewhat unclear on whether or not she has an opinion on whether or not that's my area or not. (I know it sure used to be, but I sure am getting old: maybe it's time to hang it up.)

[Jackstar]

Get you arms in shape for 2-million shots apiece.

Well, it's not my area: but my body is ready. /cheer



Disclaimer: note that the above Post relies heavily on verbal irony, and if gravy tries to message me and say something like, "you posted on Belgium do you want to shoot needles into your arms 2 million times!" I want to get my response out ahead of that.

Did I just write "post gravy?" Yeah, sure did. Cool. Art imitating Life again. Adorable. Oh now he's sad, I get the feeling hardly anybody adores him, compared to how many he had before, and it would seem that my refusal to respect his branding by shutting up politely instead of what I choose to do every time I hear him... Oh okay now he's actually crying I got to stop this.

Have you ever heard a spirit cry? It is breathtaking I can assure you. now I know if no idea why I would have hallucinated that kind of detail in this imaginary fantasy, so now I got to go find a shower and make sure it's not happening for real. Free eel.

Yeah, see now Bell is coming to tell me to post this and then to quote it and then post it in the art bell thread and then change the title there too. and I'm not going to lie this sounds a lot more like David Rubini with a voice to skull microphone than it does ghost of art bell. and obviously those two can't be the same guy, right?

well one of them says yes one of them says no so I think I'm onto something here. More after the break, and I f****** need one. This is all so tiresome. I wish I could just go to a Phish concert or something. I bet I'm not the only one.

Yeah this started out as a vaccine post and a one-line joke. Just look at me now! Don't think this is insanity, kind of honestly, this is just the kind of a scientific endeavor I'm known for, before persuasive women started taking up more and more of my time and reporting instances of alleged drug use on Bellgab and other public places. Kind of makes one wonder, huh?

[Hard Case]

@Jackstar

I would like to know, do you use some sort of automated text generator which you feed some words into? If so can you turn us all on to it.  I just don't believe this is your writing and if I'm wrong excuse me, however I think this is some sort of python code which generates random text.

Nothing so clever: her hyper-loquacity is the product of irrelevance and unemployment.  Jacqueline Star is too preoccupied with incorrect italicization to surrender its use entirely to algorithms.

[Nyewalker]

Jackstar do you use some sort of automated text generator

For obvious reasons he enables all the Accessibility Features

[Ciardelo]

I don't need your attention

MASSIVE EYE ROLL :

[pate]

So why does Biden have little Cobra snakes up his sleeve?  BTW - the narration is better than the video itself.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/WxyUP4ECbklH/

Huh, maybe he wasn't just hiding in the basement:



Some of Biden's goofy schemes are very Cobra Commanderesque in their silly-ness.

I wonder when Biden will start raiding the tombs of Stalin, Ghengis Khan and all the others in search of DNA to splice together to create a new clone-able Cobra Super Soldier?  Will GI Joe be able to stop him?  Wait a second, GI Joe?  Joe Biden = Cobra Commander, nah...  but it is just crazy enough to work if the damn meddlin' kids let him get away with it...

-p

    ! Allegations that Joe Biden is Cobra Commander's seekrut identity are unsubstantiated;  Joe is The Real Deal:  C'mon, man!  You can take that to the Bank!

ediot:  I would make this post with my Birdwatch account but I have mysteriously been suspended from Twitter, wierd...

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sKX2Gk7eFY

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik1-gYEH-ys
America into a 'police state'

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_HzLiYWCeE

[Stellar]

President Joe Biden

Post needs to be renamed now!

[Stellar]

@Dr. MD MD

Is Tucker Carlson the gospel of Truth for you?

[Dr. MD MD]

@Dr. MD MD

Is Tucker Carlson the gospel of Truth for you?

No, this is:



You better get right, sinner.

[Dr. MD MD]

President Joe Biden

Post needs to be renamed now!

Oh yeah, and go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw!