Things That Annoy You

[Camazotz Automat]

I swear to God I'm tempted to get a small cattle prod and start poking these bitches in the ass the next time I run into a group like them.

This sounds like something to pitch at Shark Tank. A miniature consumer prod that gives far less of a jolt than a stun gun, but at least twice the strength of shocking novelty items like pens, cigarette lighters, and books.

Next up, an LCD digital clock that runs off of a couch potato.

[bateman]

Cold butter. How am I supposed to spread this? What am I, an animal?

[bateman]

Brooklyn. I have no desire to drink my cocktails out of mason jars, and no, I do not want to hear the gluten free specials, Caleb. I'm done with the hipster phase of my life.

[Juan]

Whinging Florida Gator fans after a loss.

[area51drone]

Cold butter. How am I supposed to spread this? What am I, an animal?

Yes.

[Camazotz Automat]

Being corrected by people because I don't include the one cent sucker discount when talking about the price of something:

"Thirty bucks is a good deal."

"No, it's twenty-nine ninety-nine."

I'm not trying to balance my Excel oil royalties spread sheet so I can be sure to accurately pay that thirty-two cents state tax to the State of New Mexico.

I'm trying to have a human conversation. And you're making it difficult.

[jazmunda]

Taking out a subscription for pay radio based on one particular broadcaster only for him to quit leaving you holding the baby.

Too soon?

[b_dubb]

Taking out a subscription for pay radio based on one particular broadcaster only for him to quit leaving you holding the baby.

Too soon?

Right there with you. I don't blame Sirius XM. Adding enough server capacity to stream ONE show would've been a costly pain in the ass. 

Art belongs on radio. Belonged. Idk

[Spooky Matter]

Art Bell at the moment.

[MrMajestik]

People who are too stupid to understand what a non-compete clause is.

[Sardondi]

People who are too stupid to understand what a non-compete clause is.

You mean Art?

[SaucyRossy]

Brooklyn. I have no desire to drink my cocktails out of mason jars, and no, I do not want to hear the gluten free specials, Caleb. I'm done with the hipster phase of my life.

Yeah it's nice getting over the hipster phase.

[SaucyRossy]

This whole fucking scenario pisses me off.

I'm trying my best to not be emotional but WTF. this all seems surreal.

[Chine]

Yeah it's nice getting over the hipster phase.

Haha. Getting over hipster phase? At what age?  I eat gluten free and was never hipster, even while a New Yorker. I eat gluten free for health and not be bloated like a Macy's balloon and cranky from gmo crap. But, yeah it's a fad for many.

[UrbanFool]

Cold butter. How am I supposed to spread this? What am I, an animal?

One of those "life hacks" was to grate the butter with a cheese grater. This does not work --it still sucks.

[UrbanFool]

You mean Art?

I don't know for a fact, but I'd guess everyone who thinks Art is going to just pop back up on the air.

[UrbanFool]

I actually came here to complain about that precise moment when not one more thing can be crammed under your bathroom sink.

[Usagi]

and cranky from gmo crap.

I'm here to complain that Initiative 522, GMO labelling, failed in Washington yesterday. 

[UrbanFool]

Y'know, I was rabidly for GMO labeling here in CA and it failed too.

But in retrospect, the way the government is creeping into every miniscule aspect of our lives, I'm thinking now that another level of government BS on our food is probably not a great idea. Support your local farmers!

[eddie dean]

I am here to complain about all the new complainers.
Where did they all come from?
Get off my lawn you damn whippersnappers! (recycled jokes are also something to complain about)

[Sardondi]

I am here to complain about all the new complainers.
Where did they all come from?
Get off my lawn you damn whippersnappers! (recycled jokes are also something to complain about)

See? It happens to everybody. Heh.

[UrbanFool]

When I was squatting in your country I was guilty of that mainly because I didn't know that you could. Sorry. Whoopsies.

Is it still illegal in Oregon to make a right on red? If it is... my brother ignores it regularly.

[Chine]

I am here to complain about all the new complainers.
Where did they all come from?
Get off my lawn you damn whippersnappers! (recycled jokes are also something to complain about)

Love that you used the word 'whippersnapper'. Heh. Remember Cheri Oteri's (sp...gah) SNL character of the cranky porch lady yelling at kids? Just reminded of her reading your post.

[Eddie Coyle]

         A lot of sheltered sissies seem to cover the NFL.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

         A lot of sheltered sissies seem to cover the NFL.

My uncle is an NFL scout and he says the same thing all the time. The media has put much more emphasis into draft coverage and many of these sheltered sissies are also instant "scouting and player development experts".

[Eddie Coyle]

My uncle is an NFL scout and he says the same thing all the time. The media has put much more emphasis into draft coverage and many of these sheltered sissies are also instant "scouting and player development experts".

       Will McDonough grew up with my older uncles, and he'd be horrified by what ESPN has wrought. Adam Schefter would make him puke.

[jazmunda]

Big bowls of disappointment that could be dished up at any moment.

[Eddie Coyle]

Big bowls of disappointment that could be dished up at any moment.

       An all you can eat feast!

[Camazotz Automat]

1) How quickly things break or wear out.

2) If I say something about it, some wise ass always says, "Just buy a new one. It's only money."

I'm all out of free love, so I'm certainly all out of free money. 

3) If it's a cheap thing, I'm still out of patience from having to hunt something down to repurchase because a damn plastic pressure clip or nub snapped off of some kind of battery cover or case etc.

[Unquenchable Angst]

People around here in SC don't seem to know they can turn right on red and when they do make a turn they turn into the left side of the lane or turn from inside to outside on a double turn lane.