Caravan to Midnight

[Bomar]

Jack,

You are so Pedestrian...

You really need to become rural...

Bomar

[Kidnostad3]

Kid,...

One small bowl, I am now going on 3 hours,...

Tennessee Green, is not a myth...

Bomar

This back and forth is beginning to  sound a lot like dialogue from a Cheech and Chong movie.  Is senility catchy?

PEACE, OUT

[Bomar]

Is senility catchy?

Kid,...

And I don't have to work in a pool, wear a tutu, or travel to Holland...

Bomar

[Kidnostad3]

He's pulling your leg. It has to be cured to be any good.

That said, actually finding some plant in the wild and lighting it up without being shot by a fucking DEA hit team would be a high, in and of itself. I did this in Europe, eighteen years ago; it was totally worth the inevitable headache that smoking uncured weed brings.

Yeah I tried some in Europe one time but I didn't enhale....

[Kidnostad3]

Kid,...

And I don't have to work in a pool, wear a tutu, or travel to Holland...

Bomar

I see nothing wrong with wearing a tasteful tutu as long as one has the proper accessories.

[Bomar]

I see nothing wrong with wearing a tasteful tutu as long as one has the proper accessories.

Kid,...

But the mouse ears are too much...

Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJW67QN24SA

Bomar

[Kidnostad3]

Kid,...

But the mouse ears are too much...

Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJW67QN24SA

Bomar

Yeah, that's' a little over the top.  Should be wearing a pillbox with a veil.

[Bomar]

Should be wearing a pillbox with a veil.

Kid,...

You are so Jackie...

I was thinking June, with the Pearls...

Bomar

[Jackstar]

I see nothing wrong with wearing a tasteful tutu as long as one has the proper accessories.

[Jackstar]

You really need to become rural...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbk81X6WHA4

[Bomar]

Jack,...

That is a Hoyt-Clagwell Tractor, a collector's piece...

Can you find me one?...

Here is a better picture..

All I have is a 3000 Ford with a loader...

Bomar

[Jackstar]

Can you find me one?

...

Bomar

[Bomar]

Dude,...

Who gives a fuck about anything...

We have bikini volleyball...

Set, Match, Game...

Bomar

[Kidnostad3]

Jackstar you animal! I want to party with you!

[Kidnostad3]

Dude,...

Who gives a fuck about anything...

We have bikini volleyball...

Bomar

Yeah in the Olympics no less,  What's next, pole dancing?

[Kidnostad3]

Yeah, that would work.  Understated elegance kinda thing.

[Bomar]

Yeah, that would work.

Kid,...

Being a Ted, I could always identify with the Beav...

But then again June was the mom, you wish you had a friend who had a mom like her...

My mom is a mom, but June is a conquest, that I wish I had partaken in, the original cougar...

Bomar

[Kidnostad3]

Hey guys I need to sign off.  My wife just spotted me staring at my iPad and guffawing insanely.  She's threatening to call the folks at the "Home."  PEACE, OUT

[Bomar]

Kid,...

Have your wife sign a note to allow you back into the playground...

All kidding aside, I wish I had a wife, but no one want to be around me for more than a month...

I had a good friend back in 1990, but she died...

Bomar

[Bomar]

Dudes and Dudettes,....

Question: I need a job...

I have not worked for anyone in 30 years...

I do things correct, I am always honest, I do not take any shit...

Any suggestion... A forget it...

I scare the shit out of countries...  who wants to hire me...

Bomar

[Kidnostad3]

Kid,...

Have your wife sign a note to allow you back into the playground...

All kidding aside, I wish I had a wife, but no one want to be around me for more than a month...

I had a good friend back in 1990, but she died...

[/Bomar/]


Yeah BOMAR, I can sympathize.  I had a wife that died too.  It's a bitch, but it's never too late to start another great relationship.  PEACE, OUT

[Bomar]

Dudes,...

Who gives a shit about this Olympics..

I want bikini volleyball ...

Bomar

[Bomar]

Kid,...

I tried that about 20 years ago...

Didn't work...

So now I just work hard for free, get fucked up for free, and ignore the world...

Because if I actually paid attention, I would start making toys again...

Bomar

[Kidnostad3]

Jack,...

That is a Hoyt-Clagwell Tractor, a collector's piece...

Can you find me one?...

Here is a better picture..

All I have is a 3000 Ford with a loader...

Bomar

I had a great uncle who owned a farm up in New Hampshire who had a big old Allis Chalmers tractor.   That was when I was kid.  Haven't seen one since.

[Bomar]

Sure...

Fuck you all, I hope you all die....

Link: https://roxvolleyball.com/collections/new-bikinis-and-performance-gear-for-beach-volleyball

http://www.bustle.com/articles/171814-what-is-the-2016-olympic-beach-volleyball-dress-code-heres-how-the-rules-have-changed

But, I want bikini volleyball ...

Who gives a fuck about a tractor, when there is bikini volleyball ...

Bomar

[Bomar]

Dudes and Dudettes,....

Have you ever wanted to kill all humans...

I call that Tuesday...

Bomar

[Kidnostad3]

Dudes and Dudettes,....

Have you ever wanted to kill all humans...

I call that Tuesday...

Bomar

Wow BOMAR, you went from zero to asshole in the space of two posts.  That's impressive.

[Bart Ell]

[Lilith]

Priceless!!!   

[Lilith]

Wow BOMAR, you went from zero to asshole in the space of two posts.  That's impressive.

What's sad, is how Bomar will feel one day when he tries to post, and finds that he cannot, because the Great, and All Powerfull MV has gotten tired of all the "Reported Post" alerts in his inbox.