George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Well, that's partially true too. Though he did say, "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's".  He wasn't a danger to the Romans but he was a danger to the Sanhedrin and the Pharisees because he claimed to be the Son Of God.  That would certainly put those people in danger of losing their authority.  Probably their jobs too.

And that "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's," comment was a highly sarcastic rebuke -- essentially making what was Caesar's worthless when compared to what was being given to the other deity.

[21st Century Man]

"Jesus was honest while Hill was not and therein lies the difference."

How is electing not to defend yourself dishonest? 

How honest was Jesus to claim he was the son of God?  Nobody's ever proven that one way or the other.  Juries don't look at faith in a court of law.  They look at proof and evidence.

Also, I don't remember Joe Hill ever infesting a herd of innocent pigs with demons and then running them off a cliff.  Or causing a beautiful tree to wither and die for no good reason.

Well of course, one has to have faith to believe that Jesus claimed to be the son of God.  You either have it or you don't and I'm not here to convince others one way or the other.  The thing is and I'm going by what I've read of Hill. He knew he didn't kill those people but he chose to let people believe otherwise. If he had appealed his case, he probably would have been pardoned.

I don't have the answer regarding the tree and the pigs.  It's something I wonder about too.  I wish I could ask Christ about that.  There's a lot I question in the Bible. It drives my wife up the wall.

I'm done.

Captain, if you still want to chat, I'll be here later during the show and we can engage each other through pm's or on another thread.  I really enjoy our back and forth but I'm guessing we're wearing out our welcome here and I can't blame the others for getting irritated.

[cowtown]

Is there a hole in the wall for you to suck everybody's dick?

You ought to know where the hole is located.

[Major Ed Damien]

You ought to know where the hole is located.

Yeah, it's the one with your mouth over it.

No thanks.

[Major Ed Damien]

Well of course, one has to have faith to believe that Jesus claimed to be the son of God.  You either have it or you don't and I'm not here to convince others one way or the other.  The thing is and I'm going by what I've read of Hill. He knew he didn't kill those people but he chose to let people believe otherwise. If he had appealed his case, he probably would have been pardoned.

I don't have the answer regarding the tree and the pigs.  It's something I wonder about too.  I wish I could ask Christ about that.  There's a lot I question in the Bible. It drives my wife up the wall.

I'm done.

Captain if you still want  to chat I'll be here later during the show and we can engage each other through pm's or on another thread.  I really enjoy our back and forth but I'm guessing we're wearing out our welcome here and I can't blame the others for getting irritated.

"If he had appealed his case, he probably would have been pardoned."

Not in early 20th Century Utah, he wouldn't have.

[cowtown]

Yeah, it's the one with your mouth over it.

No thanks.

Once again, the vitriolic poster "Major Ed Damian", who finds fault in George Noory's every utterance, and who resides permanently on this forum and who apparently has no life outside of this forum, reveals to all his pathetic little self. Ah, the imaginary sense of power some derive hiding behind fake names while sitting at their computer.

[Major Ed Damien]

Once again, the vitriolic poster "Major Ed Damian", who finds fault in George Noory's every utterance, and who resides permanently on this forum and who apparently has no life outside of this forum, reveals to all his pathetic little self.

Awwww . . . you sound jealous.  Does your pussy hurt?

Hell, you sound like George Noory.

[onan]

Fuck, I skipped Sunday school as a kid, I really don't care to revisit.

[21st Century Man]

Fuck, I skipped Sunday school as a kid, I really don't care to revisit.

I'm sorry, Onan. You too, cowtown.  I promise I'll zip my mouth on the topic until the next time it comes up on Coast.

[Major Ed Damien]

I'm sorry, Onan. You too, cowtown.  I promise I'll zip my mouth on the topic until the next time it comes up on Coast.

Just don't zip cowtown's mouth.  He'll miss breakfast, lunch and dinner semen.

[cowtown]

Awww . . . you sound jealous.  Does your pussy hurt?

Hell, you sound like George Noory.

Hell, "Major Ed Damian" sounds like Two Ton Tommy. "Major Ed Damian" probably weighs 300 pounds and is actually envious of Tommy's position, hence the daily, constant pathological animosity and anal fixation on Noory's verbiage.  The closest this "Major Ed's" come to a "pussy" was the last cat he set on fire.

[NoMoreNoory]

Here you go. I was listening through TuneIn, so luckily I was able to go back a minute when I heard “gabber”.

Thanks! You wonder what those not in the know made of it all. Dave bitching at a caller for talking to much when he had actually managed to keep his story pretty short.

[Major Ed Damien]

Hell, "Major Ed Damian" sounds like Two Ton Tommy. "Major Ed Damian" probably weighs 300 pounds and is actually envious of Tommy's position, hence the daily, constant pathological animosity and anal fixation on Noory's verbiage.  The closest this "Major Ed's" come to a "pussy" was the last cat he set on fire.

Hey, Noory, it's about time you got back on here.  You gave yourself away with the low-IQ "pussy" joke.  Start another thread -- not the gooey one dangling from your mouth -- and let everybody interview your dumb ass.

[cowtown]

Just don't zip cowtown's mouth.  He'll miss breakfast, lunch and dinner semen.

"Major Ed Damian" seems to be fixated on gay male sex. Oh, to be a fly on the wall when he phones in to talk to Tommy.

[Heather Wade]

Just wanted to drop in on this fine day and ask if The Nooron still sucks?

[Major Ed Damien]

"Major Ed Damian" seems to be fixated on gay male sex. Oh, to be a fly on the wall when he phones in to talk to Tommy.

Hey, cowtown, tell us another lame pussy joke.  Nobody wants to hear about your shit-eating fantasies as a fly.

[21st Century Man]

C'mon guys.  Let's knock off the insults.  I love Don Rickles and both of you make him sound like a piker.  Even he doesn't go that far.

[21st Century Man]

Just wanted to drop in on this fine day and ask if The Nooron still sucks?

The answer is yes though he showed a bit of backbone last night.

[cowtown]

Hey, Noory, it's about time you got back on here.  You gave yourself away with the low-IQ "pussy" joke.  Start another thread -- not the gooey one dangling from your mouth -- and let everybody interview your dumb ass.

A duel of wits with this "Major Ed Damian" poster is obviously a case of facing an unarmed opponent. His resorting to "You Must Be Noory" is even more pathetic than using the Hitler card.

[Major Ed Damien]

A duel of wits with this "Major Ed Damian" poster is obviously a case of facing an unarmed opponent. His resorting to "You Must Be Noory" is even more pathetic than using the Hitler card.

Actually, that was a horrible insult to Noory -- because you're not nearly as bright as he is.

Sorry, Jorch.

[21st Century Man]

Au revoir folks.  Be back later to focus on the suckage.

[cowtown]

Hey, cowtown, tell us another lame pussy joke.  Nobody wants to hear about your shit-eating fantasies as a fly.

Q: Why does "Major Ed Damian" have a vagina?

A: So men will speak to him.

[cowtown]

Hey, cowtown, tell us another lame pussy joke.  Nobody wants to hear about your shit-eating fantasies as a fly.

Q: What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina?

A: "Major Ed Damian".

[Major Ed Damien]

Q: Why does "Major Ed Damian" have a vagina?

A: So men will speak to him.

How the fuck would you know?  You're not a man.  You're a shit-eating fly on the wall.

And if you had an original idea for a joke, it would die of the syphilis your mother gave you.

[Major Ed Damien]

Q: What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina?

A: "Major Ed Damian".

You can't even spell "Damien" correctly, you shit-eating fly.

[cowtown]

Actually, that was a horrible insult to Noory -- because you're not nearly as bright as he is.

Sorry, Jorch.

"Major Ed Damian" listens to, hangs on and critiques every word that comes from the mouth of George Noory, whom he apparently despises.  How "bright" is that?

[cowtown]

How the fuck would you know?  You're not a man.  You're a shit-eating fly on the wall.

And if you had an original idea for a joke, it would die of the syphilis your mother gave you.

Looking forward to Junior High next year?

[Major Ed Damien]

"Major Ed Damian" listens to, hangs on and critiques every word that comes from the mouth of George Noory, whom he apparently despises.  How "bright" is that?

It's a lot of fun.

How much fan mail do you get? 

None.

So crawl back into your bottle, you sad, drunken faggot.

You've got to be at work in the morning at your rest-stop glory hole. 

[Major Ed Damien]

Looking forward to Junior High next year?

Why?  You cruising past the school again with your drool on the windshield?

LOL

[bateman]

Just don't zip cowtown's mouth.  He'll miss breakfast, lunch and dinner semen.

I laughed harder than I should have at this.