George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan]

I was amazed last night that George’s discussion of the coronavirus quickly turned to “The casinos in Macau are down 11%.”

What an odd thing to know.

[ItsOver]

I was amazed last night that George’s discussion of the coronavirus quickly turned to “The casinos in Macau are down 11%.”

What an odd thing to know.

"Jorch gets it."

[albrecht]

I see that tonight we're due to be told that "Mars and other planetoids have complex biology and dangerous creatures." I sure hope George remembers to ask Tim Cohen how he knows that.

The guest Tim Cohen was a hoot and because Norry likely imbibed, like many an American during the Superbowl he allowed guest to prattle on with this amazingly bizarre theories. Fun times: everything from Biblical prophecy, ancient dinosaur bones on Mars- and on comets-, Prince Charles is the Anti-Christ, age of the earth, man lived with dinosaurs, numerology/Kabbalah, and I forget what else.  Norry didn't ask many questions and, as normal, no intelligent ones or push-back on anything.

[Jojo]

I was amazed last night that George’s discussion of the coronavirus quickly turned to “The casinos in Macau are down 11%.”

What an odd thing to know.

I have long wondered if he is a closet gambling addict.

[Jojo]

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Wow.  A boatload of stuff!

[Jojo]

Another fine show.

....for falling asleep !  Zzzzz.  I woke up around 1AM, grateful for the soothing sleep.  They must have put the ads on a modulator for once.

Well, the guests that I did hear hour 1 and hour 4 were fine.  I didn't actually hear George misspeak tonight.  For real?

Although, there was that smug-sounding dangler about people who perished, but it was truncated.  Thank God.  How does he do that; how does he manage to make an ordinary comment sound so patronizingly dismissive?

He asked for prayers for someone.  Is it common to ask for prayers for a fellow star, without giving an accolade?  "I want you to say a prayer.  He has cancer".  Not, "Our super producer needs prayers or we all sink."  Or, "Wonderful so-and-so who has been a veteran supporter of many charities needs prayers now."  I'm just trying to figure out the delivery...

[albrecht]

I have long wondered if he is a closet gambling addict.

He owned a horse farm at some point and semi-frequently mentions horse racing and tracks when guests are from an area with a prominent facility. He's mentioned trips to Vegas and frequently brings up some guest who brings people who can "use power of intention" to win in Vegas.  So, maybe?

[ItsOver]

He owned a horse farm at some point and semi-frequently mentions horse racing and tracks when guests are from an area with a prominent facility. He's mentioned trips to Vegas and frequently brings up some guest who brings people who can "use power of intention" to win in Vegas.  So, maybe?

Here's a fun game.  What would Noory name a racing horse?  I can see him putting money down on Pizza Roll Panic.

[Dr. MD MD]

Here's a fun game.  What would Noory name a racing horse?  I can see him putting money down on Pizza Roll Panic.

Turkey Sam

Taa-Mee 

Hegetzit

[albrecht]

Here's a fun game.  What would Noory name a racing horse?  I can see him putting money down on Pizza Roll Panic.

Greasey

[Dateline]

Racehorse:  A claimer named "Spam".

[ItsOver]

Heh, heh.  All good.  "Oh, no!  In turn three, "That's True" has fallen asleep and fallen over the railing!"

[At the stroke of midnight]

I haven't been listening to George much lately, but I will tune in when the show is about an historic event, rather than the endless air-head con-artists selling readings or the boring mainstream scientists selling their books. I listened to the second guest because I find Buddy Holly interesting, but it's irritating that ghoulish George only seems to pay attention to his guests if the subject is about the death of a celebrity (the more violent, the better) or the death of JFK etc. It almost seems like George savors every gory detail. Lately he has been doing a Buddy Holly show every year on the anniversary of Holly's death.

[ItsOver]

Don't get ghoulish Jorch started on JonBenét.

[albrecht]

Don't get ghoulish Jorch started on JonBenét.

Once he had the "opportunity" to drive by her house and "ponder what happened there." Paraphrased but something creepy like that.

[ItsOver]

Once he had the "opportunity" to drive by her house and "ponder what happened there." Paraphrased but something creepy like that.

Yep.  I can just picture Jorch and Tommy doing numerous drive-bys.  Top down, of course.

[Jojo]

Once he had the "opportunity" to drive by her house and "ponder what happened there." Paraphrased but something creepy like that.

One source said there were 38 registered sex offenders within 2 miles of her home.  But now, the sex offender website shows none within 2 miles of her home.  Perhaps they scattered.  Or perhaps the original source was wrong.  Because there are about 38 within TEN miles.  Still quite a bit.

[CronkitesGhost]

He's pushing his traveling paranormal gong show 9 months ahead of time. Him and Tommy are Barnum & Bailey. Same cities as always Asheville NC and Everett WA - must be something in the water in those two towns or maybe just a higher than average population of old gullible lonely people.

Tommy books a local jazz band for these stops, guarantee you they get paid ZERO - Tommy tells them how much the exposure is worth and they should be paying him and George but they're nice guys and that won't be necessary.

[pate]

[CronkitesGhost]

Love this guest the dude from SETI, Jorch is disseminating his usual idiocy and SETI guy is telling Jorch politely he's full of shit. Jorch claims that the old astronaut Edgar Mitchell heard from high ranking government people that ET's had visited Earth, Jorch tells the guest that's great evidence. SETI guy tells him it's terrible evidence, it's hearsay and  the guy being an astronaut isn't really important. Jorch counters this with 'why would somebody try to trick him by giving him false information?' Then Jorch says the best evidence for extra terrestrials is that we as a species, our greatest scientists, don't know how we got here. SETI guy laughs and tells Jorch there is a ton of evidence everywhere on the planet that records the evolution of life. True we don't know for certain how the the first building blocks of life started but the prevailing idea of life beginning in some warm pond teeming with chemicals is supported by scientists everywhere.

And a moron in a radio studio in Los Angeles believes life began by little green men who landed here billions of years ago and still visit every now and then.

[CronkitesGhost]

LOL he's such a fucking clown, the same stories, the same bullshit over and over. He just told his guest about the mass consciousness intention experiments he conducts live on Coast when there are hurricanes or other natural disasters. Jorch lol taking credit for pushing hurricanes away from land and without any shame whatsoever proclaims 'we're successful 9 times out 10, it works'

could he be that simple that he truly believes he and his sad sack listeners are controlling the weather? I don't believe he does, I believe bullshit just pours out him without any thought about anything - he's basically a robot, a robot of very low intelligence.

[CronkitesGhost]

he begins his little newscast 'As I predicted President Donald Trump was acquitted on charges of impeachment'

now he's Nostradamus, or in his case Nostradumbass - like there was anybody on the planet who thought Trump was going to be found guilty by 2/3 of the Republican controlled Senate.

[ItsOver]

The Great Thinker, George Noory

[Dr. MD MD]

he begins his little newscast 'As I predicted President Donald Trump was acquitted on charges of impeachment'

now he's Nostradamus, or in his case Nostradumbass - like there was anybody on the planet who thought Trump was going to be found guilty by 2/3 of the Republican controlled Senate.

Democrats, the entire MSM, snowflakes, etc.

[CronkitesGhost]

nah, the Democrats aren't that delusional, they impeached Trump as a political strategy, just to drag him and the country through the mud and they're so stupid they thought some of it would stick to Trump and  of course predictably the mud ended up all over them and Trump ends up with his highest approval rating since winning the election. they're done, independent voters won't support them after this dumb charade. Only a serious economic downturn could hurt Trump now, or some idiot move by him.  He needs to use some common sense.

[Dr. MD MD]

nah, the Democrats aren't that delusional, they impeached Trump as a political strategy, just to drag him and the country through the mud and they're so stupid they thought some of it would stick to Trump and  of course predictably the mud ended up all over them and Trump ends up with his highest approval rating since winning the election. they're done, independent voters won't support them after this dumb charade. Only a serious economic downturn could hurt Trump now, or some idiot move by him.  He needs to use some common sense.

That’s what he has been using and it’s driving the left insane. I noticed that when they first voted to impeach him in the house the liberals at work really seemed to believe that he was going down like Nixon. Make of that what you will but many seem to believe the bullshit narratives churned out by the MSM. Of course, that makes them idiots but they still don’t think so.

[albrecht]

I think Norry's problem happens when he is reading more than when he is just talking. I'm not sure but he seems to have "interesting" pronunciations when he reads the 3x5 cards during the "news" segment of the show. Example from last night was after saying "retailers" correctly he resorted to "retoilers" in the next sentence. I guess that he doesn't read the cards Tommee gives him and it is a first read on air, which messes him up.

[Gyoza Girl]

I heard him say "retoilers," too!

On another note, George said he would have an episode that would serve as a fundraiser for SETI. I hope he follows through on that.

[albrecht]

I heard him say "retoilers," too!

On another note, George said he would have an episode that would serve as a fundraiser for SETI. I hope he follows through on that.

I wouldn't hold your breath. Remember many years ago he said that he was going to set up some kind of "Foundation" and "healthcare plan" for listeners down on their luck, poor, or in need.

[expat]

God save us, tonight it's another female "intuition expert".