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Ill call my local stations 1st thing in the morning Art!

Quote from: Seraphim27 on July 20, 2015, 11:23:57 PM
Oh whoops, my chat is lagging about as much as my TuneIn app. Didn't mean to repeat Jaz.

Mine too Seraphim but as long as Im hearing Art I dont care.

Oh that old Dreamland music. I got chills....

Quote from: TigerLily on July 20, 2015, 10:49:27 PM
I had a horrible nightmare last .night that I turned on the radio as usual and instead of Art Bell, there was this awful idiot named, I think, Dave Norrie?  And in this nightmare this guy was on for two years!  Shaking in my pj's when I woke up.  But tonite when I turned on my radio, there was Art live.  Whew what a relief!  Thank goodness that nightmare is over!

Amen. The end is near for Dave.
GNS!

Yippy-ki-YAY MFS!

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on June 24, 2015, 12:01:47 AM
Dave just re-defined making a bad joke that nobody responds to as 'making a rhetorical'.

Dave; king of the faux pas.

Quote from: Juan Cena on June 23, 2015, 11:29:34 PM
Dave can't understand why our ancestors would want to bang Neanderthals.

He probably doesn't get interracial relationships, either.

And yet, if a Neanderthal signed up for his premium Paranormal dating service, he'd be glad to take their money.
Dave: Anti-neanderthal racist.

Connie Willis sounded stoned out of her mind last night and we kept hearing the click-click of a lighter...

Just turned my radio on and Snorge is hosting...》click《 I turned it right back off. Ill just listen to some of last weeks Darkness Radio podcast.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 14, 2015, 01:13:40 AM
I bet, in her youth, Connie was a groupie.  I can see her standing outside Motley Crue's room hoping to get laid.  However, she had to settle for some freckle-faced roadie.

I bet shes one of those chicks that giggles the whole time she has sex. Annoying.

Quote from: trostol on June 14, 2015, 12:14:38 AM
i think she mentioned the first guests name like 50 times while he was on and he literally told us nothing during that interview

Jar Jar Binks would be a better host.

I just sent her an email. It says-
" HEY QUIT SOUNDING SO DANG HAPPY! ITS ANNOYING! THIS IS PARANORMAL RADIO, NOT GOOD MORNING AMERICA!"

Quote from: zeebo on June 13, 2015, 06:37:37 PM
Tonite's Connie-rama actually sounds promising: Montauk Project & Strange Entities.   Question is, will we get the calm, clear-headed Connie, or the loopy, giggly, nacho-craving Connie?

We got the latter. Shes like the overenthusiastic kid sister who wants to be a part of everything and is annoying as hell. Late at night I dont want to hear a spastic happy-happy bubble brain. I want to hear a creepy morbid brainy host. Like Art.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 29, 2015, 12:31:37 AM
B is clearly a hater, and there are wose places I could have sent him/her.

All haters welcome!

Quote from: zeebo on May 29, 2015, 12:17:18 AM
from the sublime ...

to the ridiculous.

Amen brother.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 29, 2015, 12:00:25 AM
Art will be back soon.

Here's to Art calling in to C2C and telling Noory to 'suck it Turkey-boy'!

Two old paranoid delusional farts talkin' about crap in the middle of the night.  That's what's we are listening to right now.  Damn depressing.

WTF? How the hell did they go from Giants and wee ppl to chemtrails and California's drought? Add some LSD, Meth and Ritalin to what Quayle's throwin back!

Quote from: Nick el Ass on April 08, 2015, 01:17:04 AM

That shouldn't last long because Dave knows very little.

Damn, Quayle thinks its 1984.

Oh lord, they just started talking about the Twilight zone series.... :

Yeah, he snorts the Jack then swallows the coke.

EDIT: oh wait, he don't know Jack....

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Jorch is the lord of the suck.
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He sucks more than a horny black hole.

Did the guest just say " the vagina case in Brazil"?

I can't listen to Noory's retarded ass anymore tonight.  I've been flipping through the 24 hour news channels (CNN Fox HLN) and their riot coverage is much more entertaining. 'Night folks.

Anything that makes him deviate from his index cards(including open lines) makes him sound EVEN MORE like the retard he is, than usual.  :

"I'm sure when Michael Brown woke up that morning he had no idea he would be dead."
Damn Nooron, that's some damn fine reportin' right there!

Damn.  All this old fart lovey Dovey bumper music.  Why doesn't Snorge just openly proposition LMH on air.  I'd love to hear her shoot his retard ass down.  "Conversations With Linda" phtt  :
I'll bet Snooron came up with that lame s#%*.  I'll bet he thinks he's clever.
He has to stand in front of a mirror every night and reassure himself;
" you is a intelligent people. People luvs u. Yu is a funny man and hansome too. All wimmins wants you. 'coast needs you!  No one suspects you has a toupe"
Fucking jerk.

Quote from: PurpleChirple on October 25, 2014, 01:04:13 AM
Here's the deal.  I've currently got a wooden "Wish" box with nine (9) knobs for you to fondle.  "Blue" liquid, as you describe it, I'm all out of at the present moment.     I CAN'T assure that purchasing my nine knob box will make your C2C listening experience "better", however it will help to celebrate my birthday.  If you'll contact me with your credit card info, I'll be sure to see it's sent out first thing tomorrow morning, including tracking info.  I'm currently charging only $379.99/box when you mention "Jorge" [be sure to type it in all CAPS] so please order early.  I'm currently limited in my inventory.   

$379.99? What a deal!  9 knobs to fondle?  I need more hands!

JPW found a sample of Ebola and rubbed it all over those "Lucky charms" he's giving out..

Quote from: PurpleChirple on October 25, 2014, 12:41:39 AM
I swear I can't believe I'm up this late listening to this garbage....JPW is some organic chemist!  How many shows are we going to have involving 'Robert' the haunted doll and how much can we milk from it?  I'm thinking about constructing some wooden 'Wish' boxes myself (knobs and all) and blast You-Tube with videos for extra income.  I suppose I'm in the wrong business like 95.7% of the rest of the population. 

I'll buy some of that blue liquid in your avatar. I bet alot of people would buy it if it would make C2C easier to listen to.  You could be the next Walter White!