George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Edit: George has no idea what his esophagus is. Remember he told us he burnt his 'little flapper thingy'.

Yeah, that was a really funny explanation of his stupid mishap.  He scorched that "little flapper thingy." 

His heart is his "big thumping thingy" and his anus is where he hides his lunch money.

[zeebo]

George wonders if structures of the universe always form according to plan, or if there's sometimes a mistake.  Dude, yes, lots of mistakes.

[narcissist noory]

T minus 30 minutes max till george runs out of questions..open lines to follow

[Major Ed Damien]

Uh oh.

I can smell the diesel fumes coming from at least one angry Shi'ite Baptist trucker's 6,000-year-old earth.

[Bellathor]

These questions are terrible. 

"How lonely do you think we'd be if there wasn't life out there?" 

Seriously, Snoorge?

[zeebo]

Here's a paradox for George.  Can God make a radio show so bad that He can't listen to it?

[nooryisawesome]

I am listening to the Dallas Thompson Art bell interview. Lisa Lyon did the pre-interview and Art is pissed that she didn't tell him about how kookie this guy was. She pretty much told Art he was just a guy who was going to the center of the earth. Tons of stuff she missed and as a result the website/ host was unprepared. Sort of sounds like issues modern day Coast to Coast has. I am shocked Lisa Lyon keeps getting a pass, she played a huge part in the plummeting listener numbers of C2C.

[Major Ed Damien]

Here's a paradox for George.  Can God make a radio show so bad that He can't listen to it?

And can God make a pizza roll so hot it would scorch even His "little flapper thingy?"

[narcissist noory]

Tomy/google to the rescue. George almost made it to first break with his own questions but came up one short

[norrykilledc2c]

George wonders if structures of the universe always form according to plan, or if there's sometimes a mistake.  Dude, yes, lots of mistakes.

God created man in his image <= plan
God created George <= mistake

[Major Ed Damien]

This is a conversation between a former NASA scientist and somebody who once huffed a lot of model airplane glue.

[norrykilledc2c]

This is a conversation between a former NASA scientist and somebody who once huffed a lot of model airplane glue.

And tied a pet gerbil to a model rocket before launching it.

[narcissist noory]

This is a conversation between a former NASA scientist and somebody who licked a lot of model airplane glue.

fixed

[narcissist noory]

GN-" I suspect if dolphins had thumbs they would be pretty remarkable creatures"

[Bellathor]

"I suspect if dolphins had thumbs, they'd be pretty remarkable creatures." - George Noory, 12/2/2014


EDIT:  Damnit, beat me to it!

[coaster]

They don't even have thumbs are are still far more remarkable than George.

[narcissist noory]

Like a boss! :-)

[Major Ed Damien]

When is George going to ask this scientist person about the psychic vampires?

[Major Ed Damien]

"You really seem to like what you do."

Oh, no.

It's really really early for George to be pulling that invariable turd out of his ass.

This guy will be lucky to last an hour.

[narcissist noory]

And tied a pet gerbil to a model rocket before launching it.

True Story

[zeebo]

Every friggin time he's got an astronomer on he says how he's confused by the big bang theory.  George, let it go, you're never going to get it at this point.  Maybe you should ask tamer questions like why is the moon shiny.

[zeebo]

Oh jeez he just pulled out this old chestnut "If you could get just one question answered ...." 

[Major Ed Damien]

Man's existence is "caused by science?"

George sure babbled the hell out of that one.

It's funny how he always needs to link science unnecessarily to religion in his cruddy interviews with scientists.

The scientists end up seeming to want to shout into their phones:

"Look, you idiot.  Science concerns itself with investigation, and religion is remarkably unconcerned with investigation."

"I don't know how else to get it through your dim bulb thingy."

[narcissist noory]

GN-"How do you accelerate into nothing?"

[zeebo]

God created man in his image <= plan
God created George <= mistake

I guess anyone can have an off-day.   

[zeebo]

GN-"How do you accelerate into nothing?"

Frig he does that every nite.

[zeebo]

Make it stop, he's really reaching now:  "What fascinates you the most about the universe?"

[Major Ed Damien]

This ex-NASA guy must feel as if he's being interviewed by a medieval villager with a serious case of third-stage syphilis.

[Major Ed Damien]

Man, nothing goes better with astrophysics than Kenny Rogers.

[zeebo]

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