20131015 - Jim Sparks - Alien Encounters

[steelbot]

Producer-Paul - what does Art think, about the hookers.com Advert?

[Lioness]

Ruh roh.

Looks like the lines are f'ed up.

[Ward]

wow sounds like the phones are down

[Twotrips]

   Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me Jim.  Blazing Saddles

[Cynnie]

Hes not in australia. he's on a phone in a motel lobby in Bakersfield.

Crystal palace

[WhiteCrow]

Maybe the Greys have a good tip on how THE JIM help to clean up these phone connection problems

[steelbot]

damn...I've often wondered why Sirius is in charge of the phones...anyways...

[TumbleWeed]

Art, Go to the Skype lines!

[Ward]

oh great the first caller is quoting William Milton Copper seriously the biggest loud mouth and fraud ever!

worse then Sean David Morton and Sylvia Brown....combined

[The General]

What's up with Sirius' dixie cups and string for a phone system?
Art never had this problem when he did it all from his bunker.

[popple]

How can a grey get any thinner?

[steelbot]

Art can have ads for a kicking baby seals service and i'd be okay

Get Ross on it LOL - "Gotttaaaa Baaaaaby Seaaal Problem....Kick em TODAY!"

[WhiteCrow]

Maybe the Greys have a good tip on how THE JIM help to clean up these phone connection problems

Oh Gary finally a real caller! ... No doubt THE JIM super powers fixed the phone lines

[zeebo]

Hes not in australia. he's on a phone in a motel lobby in Bakersfield.

I thought that guy looked kinda shady!

[Ward]

Oh Gary finally a real caller! ... No doubt THE JIM super powers fixed the phone lines

hehe the caller sounds like David Icke!

[Cynnie]

This is about the third person who was abducted by Greys with an eco-sensitive message.

Has anyone here ever seen a ufo?

[Twotrips]

Yep He's tweeking

[steelbot]

But i've seen my share of breasts on board when they let me grope women as I was walking around herding people

[WhiteCrow]

No Grey nookie holes... That's kind of creepy

[WildCard]

We all pay for it in some way.
Some folks just pay cash to be left alone after they are done with the dirty deed.

“I don’t pay them for sex. I pay them to leave.”
-Charlie Sheen

[lonevoice]

This is about the third person who was abducted by Greys with an eco-sensitive message.

Proof that Al Gore is a reptilian.

[casioson]

Has anyone here ever seen a ufo?

yes

[Ward]

I am SO SICK of Disclosure talk. The ball is in the "visitors" hands if they really exist, they could end the deception in an instant.

[Heather Wade]

Has anyone here ever seen a ufo?

I have.  I am sure more BellGabbers have too.

[Ward]

ART GET HIM GET HIM Lie detector!  please pardon the caps my friends

[WildCard]

Has anyone here ever seen a ufo?

I have, but of course everyone here knows I'm lying. I'm not really even in America.

[CRM 114]

what? I could make up a way better an d more detailed story. pffft. Like the time a ufo crashed on my Brazilian rubber plantation and I forced the Greys to work the rubber treest and fed them only plantains.

[WhiteCrow]

THE JIM is so humble, don't  be confused with THE JIM's Clark Kent humbleness, THE JIM will save our worthless butts.

Art stop insulting THE JIM with questions about lie detector tests... Would you ask Superman to take a lie detector test?

[Ward]

wow The Jim is breaking down, he really had a hard time answering Arts lie detector questions and Art is pushing him, excellent. The Jim is HANGING himself with the rope provided by Art.

[jazmunda]

Guests are scared to plug their books.