Coronavirus 2020

[Walks_At_Night]

Gee, at this rate, everybody in the U.S. will be infected in approximately 14 and a half years.

Now that is what I call Herd Immunity!

[Walks_At_Night]

WTF?

Cardboard cutouts of fans fill Dodger Stadium seats on opening day
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/cardboard-cut-outs-of-fans-fill-dodger-stadium-seats-on-opening-day/

[ItsOver]

WTF?

Cardboard cutouts of fans fill Dodger Stadium seats on opening day
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/cardboard-cut-outs-of-fans-fill-dodger-stadium-seats-on-opening-day/

Ha!  And you actually have to pay for the privilege.  The World gone mad.

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, did it die from Covid-19?"

[Walks_At_Night]

Ha!  And you actually have to pay for the privilege.  The World gone mad.

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, did it die from Covid-19?"

I swear each morning I wake up and think to myself "Well at least it can't get any weirder" 
I am wrong.  Each and every damn day.

[ItsOver]

Oh, and multiple months into this circus and the CDC finally figures out how to stop the pandemic.

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/widespread-wearing-of-masks-could-get-covid-19-under-control-within-4-8-weeks-cdc-director-says

Eh, gee, maybe that's why everbody in Corona Chan wards is masked to the hilt. 

[pate]

I swear each morning I wake up and think to myself "Well at least it can't get any weirder" 
I am wrong.  Each and every damn day.

It is exactly this kind of shit that I and K_Dubb are battling valiantly to fix.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

[WOTR]

Gee, at this rate, everybody in the U.S. will be infected in approximately 14 and a half years.

Everybody... But me! I will continue my Covid crusade fully protected by extreme PPE. I will not be brought down by a virus when avoiding it is a simple matter of complete social isolation, wearing a full face mask, hazmat suit duct taped to triple gloved hands and rubber boots (and shooting anybody who comes near my property.)

I assure you that the sacrifice that I make to remain free from the risk of contracting the virus will prove to be worth it.

[ItsOver]

Everybody... But me! I will continue my Covid crusade fully protected by extreme PPE. I will not be brought down by a virus when avoiding it is a simple matter of complete social isolation, wearing a full face mask, hazmat suit duct taped to triple gloved hands and rubber boots (and shooting anybody who comes near my property.)

I assure you that the sacrifice that I make to remain free from the risk of contracting the virus will prove to be worth it.

Hey, what's 14 and a half years?  It's not like it's 20 to life.  Thanks, ChiComs!

[Kidnostad3]

Everybody... But me! I will continue my Covid crusade fully protected by extreme PPE. I will not be brought down by a virus when avoiding it is a simple matter of complete social isolation, wearing a full face mask, hazmat suit duct taped to triple gloved hands and rubber boots (and shooting anybody who comes near my property.)

I assure you that the sacrifice that I make to remain free from the risk of contracting the virus will prove to be worth it.

And after you do all that you might get run over by a beer truck or be struck by lightening.  Fuck it!

[Dr. MD MD]

Duty, for The Future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsXcmkVUMDM&list=PLqty-aJrGk1ZVkEHx0HweGkX_zNZEZCFf

[Walks_At_Night]

Remember when dudes were getting kicked off aircraft *for* wearing a mask?   Oh baby. Those were the days!

https://twitter.com/ThePlatypusesTX/status/1223087744358002688

[whoozit]

Remember when dudes were getting kicked off aircraft *for* wearing a mask?   Oh baby. Those were the days!

https://twitter.com/ThePlatypusesTX/status/1223087744358002688

I’m so confused.

[GravitySucks]

Remember when dudes were getting kicked off aircraft *for* wearing a mask?   Oh baby. Those were the days!

https://twitter.com/ThePlatypusesTX/status/1223087744358002688

I’m old enough to remember when goalies didn’t wear a mask.

[Ciardelo]

[Kidnostad3]

Remember the mask shortage?

[paladin1991]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsXcmkVUMDM&list=PLqty-aJrGk1ZVkEHx0HweGkX_zNZEZCFf

Ahhhh, yessssss.  The 'Fanfare for the Uncommon Man.'

[Kidnostad3]

Damn, ball wasn’t even in the neighborhood of the plate kinda like his epidemiological forecasts.

[Kidnostad3]

I’m old enough to remember when goalies didn’t wear a mask.

Me too.  This dude should have taken up badminton. 

[Ciardelo]

Damn, ball wasn’t even in the neighborhood of the plate kinda like his epidemiological forecasts.

Yep. Won't hear that in the MSM.

[Walks_At_Night]

Study finds disturbing signs of the infection's cardiac effects in more than 75% of survivors

Just great.  Catch Corona-Chan and you have a 75% chance of your heart not working right anymore.   
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8565201/Coronavirus-inflict-damage-heart-attacks-study-suggests.html

[Jackstar]

Just great.  Catch Corona-Chan and you have a 75% chance of your heart not working right anymore.   

Meantime visit BellGab just once, and have 100% chance of one's heart not working at all ever again.

[Kidnostad3]

OMG, I want her.  ❤️❤️❤️


https://youtu.be/1pQVLKWdiO4

[ItsOver]

Study finds disturbing signs of the infection's cardiac effects in more than 75% of survivors

Just great.  Catch Corona-Chan and you have a 75% chance of your heart not working right anymore.   
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8565201/Coronavirus-inflict-damage-heart-attacks-study-suggests.html

Wonderful.   Corona Chan seems awfully sinister for a "product of nature" corona virus.   Thanks ChiComs.

[Jackstar]

OMG, I want her.  ❤️❤️❤️

This is just a small example of what 5 minutes with Jackstar can do for a person.

[paladin1991]

OMG, I want her.  ❤️❤️❤️


https://youtu.be/1pQVLKWdiO4

Please tell me you will share.

[paladin1991]

This is just a small example of what 5 minutes with Jackstar can do for a person.

As long as it's not 5 minutes with Jackoff in the closet.

[WOTR]

Study finds disturbing signs of the infection's cardiac effects in more than 75% of survivors

Just great.  Catch Corona-Chan and you have a 75% chance of your heart not working right anymore.   
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8565201/Coronavirus-inflict-damage-heart-attacks-study-suggests.html

The good news is that enough people may drop dead from this side effect before they can collect their pension and social security that it may save the western world from bankruptcy.

Bring on the Corona-Chan!

[Walks_At_Night]

The good news is that enough people may drop dead from this side effect before they can collect their pension and social security that it may save the western world from bankruptcy.

Bring on the Corona-Chan!

Sounds like the Texan maybe an extinct species by Christmas.

COVID-19 is killing a Texan every 6 minutes, 16 seconds

That translates into a Texan dying every 6 minutes, 16 seconds, and no sign of any relief. Texas' weekly death toll is more than seven times its worst week through April.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2020/07/28/covid-19-deaths-william-barr-miami-marlins-emmy-awards-tuesdays-news/5516607002/

[ItsOver]

Sounds like the Texan maybe an extinct species by Christmas.

COVID-19 is killing a Texan every 6 minutes, 16 seconds

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2020/07/28/covid-19-deaths-william-barr-miami-marlins-emmy-awards-tuesdays-news/5516607002/

It's really bad in the valley area, Harlingen, etc. now, which is heavily Hispanic, and in the metros (Dallas, Houston, etc.) it's lessened some but is mainly hitting minorities and younguns.  Corona Chan no longer abides.

[Tootsie]