George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[goldendeal]

I always get these two guys mixed up....only way I can tell them apart is one of them is slowly morphing in to Iggy Pop....

[nextgen.fm]

This is what I can't understand. The last time Richard Belzer was on Coast, it was a great show. Of course, he more or less took forcible control of the microphone and ignored all of Jorch's stupid questions after a while.

Richard Belzer is a fairly intelligent human being. Why the hell did he write a book with Jorch? Surely, he knows of Jorch's terminal doofishness.

Maybe George gave him a free gaiam TV subscription

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Jorch Noory VS  Herve Villechaize  (comparisons)

1.   Both have short man syndrome
2.   Both use key "go to" phrases   Herve…”da plane dal pane!!”   Jorch “Unbeeleeabul”!!!!!!
3.   Both had/have bad wigs
4.   Both use/used overly black hair dye
5.   Both played second fiddle to the master
6.   Both were/are known poon hounds
7.   Both love doo wop oldies of yesteryear
8.   Both loved Elvis
9.   Both considered singing as a career
10.   Both at one time owned a failing restaurant.
11.   Both flirted with being a dentist
12.   Both have no clue what paranormal is actually about.
13.   Both think the big bang is a premature ejaculation
14.   Both are/were unqualified for their perspective jobs
15.   One had an untimely death….we are still waiting on the hair dye to seep into the brain of the other.

16. Both were/are *allegedly drunk while working.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch Noory VS  Herve Villechaize  (comparisons)

1.   Both have short man syndrome
2.   Both use key "go to" phrases   Herve…”da plane dal pane!!”   Jorch “Unbeeleeabul”!!!!!!
3.   Both had/have bad wigs
4.   Both use/used overly black hair dye
5.   Both played second fiddle to the master
6.   Both were/are known poon hounds
7.   Both love doo wop oldies of yesteryear
8.   Both loved Elvis
9.   Both considered singing as a career
10.   Both at one time owned a failing restaurant.
11.   Both flirted with being a dentist
12.   Both have no clue what paranormal is actually about.
13.   Both think the big bang is a premature ejaculation
14.   Both are/were unqualified for their perspective jobs
15.   One had an untimely death….we are still waiting on the hair dye to seep into the brain of the other.

Herve was also set to play the roll of the sidekick to Space Ghost on a little show called Space Ghost Coast to Coast at the time of his death. Now much like Art's that version of Coast to Coast didn't suck... but Jorch's sure does.

[Bleefy]

Herve was also set to play the roll of the sidekick to Space Ghost on a little show called Space Ghost Coast to Coast at the time of his death. Now much like Art's that version of Coast to Coast didn't suck... but Jorch's sure does.

Best show ever made.

Also, can you imagine the hilarity that would have been Jorch being interviewed by Space Ghost?

[Major Ed Damien]

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3.0;attach=27387;image



"The state of my wig is the state of the state."

-- Louis IVX




"It's not a wig.  I'm Benjamin Button."

-- George Noory

[goldendeal]

16. Both were/are *allegedly drunk while working.

17. Both were/are reportedly hung like a stud field mouse.
18. Both used a rubber band and a peanut shell for a jock strap in high school gym class.

[Falkie2013]

I sent Noory the news story about the attack and I do believe the tory said the ambassadors tie was splattered with blood.

Pictures in this story clearly show his tie and shirt & face to be definitely spattered.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/428955/US-ambassador-stabbed-FACE-screaming-knife-wielding-attacker

[Falkie2013]

Herve was also set to play the roll of the sidekick to Space Ghost on a little show called Space Ghost Coast to Coast at the time of his death. Now much like Art's that version of Coast to Coast didn't suck... but Jorch's sure does.

15.5 George's wig had untimely death. Not sure about Herve's.

[karios8]

The image C2C used to promote their next week of shits shows. It reminds me of a rotting asshole.

[goldendeal]

The image C2C used to promote their next week of shits shows. It reminds me of a rotting asshole.

The Coast promo dept.  is a little short  on funds  these days due to the  mass exodus of Insider subscriptions    They simply used a recent  MRI of Jorch's inflamed hemorrhoids due to sitting on his fat lazy ass all day.... 
Jorch  “did they really use my MRI? That's unbeeleaveabull!!!

[goldendeal]

You know, tonight show will suck more than usual( if thats even possible) I can’t stand the way Jorch pronounces Richard Belzer name... it’s as if he is choking on a Turkeee Samich....

[nextgen.fm]

You know, tonight show will suck more than usual( if thats even possible) I can’t stand the way Jorch pronounces Richard Belzer name... it’s as if he is choking on a Turkeee Samich....

"Tonight, we'll have on Richard BELCHER" - TurkeyMan

[paladin1991]

The image C2C used to promote their next week of shits shows. It reminds me of a rotting asshole.

but what happened to Jorchie boys mustache?

[Major Ed Damien]

Hey, Tommy:

Get your fat ass in here, and let's debate whether your wig-wearing boss can even be considered a broadcaster or not.

You kiss his ass. Get in here and defend it, you fat tub of guts.

Let's talk about what you two do for show preparation besides buttering each other's assholes with Crisco.

You get in here, you sycophantic slob.


Major Ed Damien

[nextgen.fm]

JOrch!!! If you screw this up with Belzer, I will be very upset with u!

[Jorch Einstein]

"It's not a wig.  I'm Benjamin Button."

-- George Noory

I thought he was Benjamin Butthole. Oh...that's Tommy's pet-name for him.

[the_peeve]

Belzer show is moved up to Tuesday March 10, 2015

I am really glad tonight we can find out if Elvis is dead or not. That question has been burning a hole in my living room for a very long time.

[nextgen.fm]

Belzer show is moved up to Tuesday March 10, 2015

I am really glad tonight we can find out if Elvis is dead or not. That question has been burning a hole in my living room for a very long time.

[Bleefy]

Belzer show is moved up to Tuesday March 10, 2015

I am really glad tonight we can find out if Elvis is dead or not. That question has been burning a hole in my living room for a very long time.

Godammit. Jorch ruins everything. With all the talk of Art's new theme song going on in the other thread, I'd like to propose a change for Noory's crappy show:


www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ9H-uT64Wo

[Major Ed Damien]

From the "Coast-to-Coast AM" twitter page:





Coast to Coast AM        ✔  @coasttocoastam 

Our new week of shows have just been posted!







Did you write this, Tommy?


"Our new week of shows have (sic) just been posted!"


And good grammar has just went!

You fat fucking illiterate.

That's right.  Take a fat, flying smooch at Jorch's asshole instead of learning to write a sentence capable of being composed correctly by a fourth-grader.

You fucking human turnip.

[Nick el Ass]

Let the suck begin again.

[Nick el Ass]

From the "Coast-to-Coast AM" twitter page:





Coast to Coast AM        ✔  @coasttocoastam 

Our new week of shows have just been posted!







Did you write this, Tommy?


"Our new week of shows have (sic) just been posted!"


And good grammar has went!

You fat fucking illiterate.

That's right.  Take a fat, flying smooch at Jorch's asshole instead of learning to write a sentence capable of being composed correctly by a fourth-grader.

You fucking human turnip.

Writing like that means Jorch probably wrote it.

[paladin1991]

and the suckage begins.

[Nick el Ass]

Elvis stories with R. Gary Patterson means we will probably have to suffer through stories of Jorch's rousing performances of the kings work.

[Dateline]

Elvis is not dead, he lives as Norry's flappy thingee in his throat.

[NoMoreNoory]

What did Harrison Ford star in now, Joorch? Blockbaxters? Bleckbusters? Black Bastards? Run that by us again.

[Nick el Ass]

What did Harrison Ford star in now, Joorch? Blockbaxters? Bleckbusters? Black Bastards? Run that by us again.

Hahahaha.

[Dateline]

Where's that damned studio webcam when you want it.  Norry has his Elvis wig on and this white jumpsuit with the fringe!

[Bleefy]

The first few times I heard this commercial, I swore up and down that Jorch was saying "dee-erps". Which is, you know, fitting.