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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 07:56:24 PM

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:34:02 AM
No that was a very fine recipe he posted, with nuts in the crust.  I wish I had a piece of the cake Michael Decon made!  I would probably not eat it, just put it in the freezer and take it out once in a while and smell it.

Supergay post.

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:30:46 AM
My opinions are all over the place, I'm quixotic to say the very least. I did try to express some more well-rounded centrist views, but it didn't go well, because it just sounded like orange man bad.

Haha this is what happens, everything becomes about politics because that is all fat men have left.  You can hold whatever views you want, I just want you to be thin and happy and wear your flat brims with pride!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:37:22 AM
Haha this is what happens, everything becomes about politics because that is all fat men have left.  You can hold whatever views you want, I just want you to be thin and happy and wear your flat brims with pride!

Don’t listen to him.  This is exactly how we got in the mess we’re in. Don’t talk about politics or religion, just be gay and happy while the loving communists take you over and then take away all your rights to choose those things freely.

pate

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:24:02 AM
Hey Pate! Have you ever been to a gay bar?

Yes, three ex-girlfriends have requested that I accompany them to a gay bar in the neighborhood.  I told each that I reluctantly would have a beer at the place with them but would leave as soon as I finished it.  It has been a few years, and anymore I just refuse such requests which generally ends the relationship.

It is a silly place...

-p

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 10:41:37 AM
Don’t listen to him.  This is exactly how we got in the mess we’re in. Don’t talk about politics or religion, just be gay and happy while the loving communists take you over and then take away all your rights to choose those things freely.

Bullshit if you were serious about fighting communists you'd put down the cheeseburgers and pick up dumbbells (45 lbs.!) you are just giving up and angry with yourselves for doing so.  If you want people to listen to you about politics or religion, try being thin and hot.  The world is full of fat men with opinions.

AZZERAE

Quote from: pate on December 04, 2020, 10:44:48 AM
Yes, three ex-girlfriends have requested that I accompany them to a gay bar in the neighborhood. I told each that I reluctantly would have a beer at the place with them but would leave as soon as I finished it.

I have a funny story. I went to a gay bar with some friends. My circle of friends were diverse before diversity became a thing. Anyway, so this chick says she needs to go to the restroom. Everyone else too. Except for me. So she hands me her handbag and runs off to the restroom. And there I am, standing at the bar, with a handbag over my shoulder alone, while everyone else was probably doing lines.

K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on December 04, 2020, 10:44:48 AM
Yes, three ex-girlfriends have requested that I accompany them to a gay bar in the neighborhood.  I told each that I reluctantly would have a beer at the place with them but would leave as soon as I finished it.  It has been a few years, and anymore I just refuse such requests which generally ends the relationship.

It is a silly place...

-p

Women like gay bars because they think they can get hot guys to pay attention to them in a safe way.  That is why every drunken bachelorette party ends up there.  In reality they are super annoying, we are just being nice, and say evil things when they leave.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:47:50 AM
Bullshit if you were serious about fighting communists you'd put down the cheeseburgers and pick up dumbbells (45 lbs.!) you are just giving up and angry with yourselves for doing so.  If you want people to listen to you about politics or religion, try being thin and hot.  The world is full of fat men with opinions.

I am thin and hot. You’re just angry that people do listen to me and heed what I say. This is why you have to try to throw your pee and poo at me like the gay globalist monkey you are. You literally got nowhere else to go. ::) ;D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T575Pbo4eWM


AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:52:46 AM
Women like gay bars because they think they can get hot guys to pay attention to them in a safe way. That is why every drunken bachelorette party ends up there.  In reality they are super annoying, we are just being nice, and say evil things when they leave.

Gay men are sexually aggressive and very rapey. Just look at Kevin Spacey. Sus.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 10:53:09 AM
I am thin and hot.

Yeah you also said you had pierced ears gran paw.



Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:56:08 AM
Yeah you also said you had pierced ears gran paw.

No I didn’t. You assumed that because you’re, apparently, too stupid to understand jokes and wordplay. I sort of get why you like myke now.

AZZERAE

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 10:53:09 AM
I am thin and hot. You’re just angry that people do listen to me and heed what I say.

Catsmile's bipartisan screed almost had me until you black pilled me, by reminding us all to get the fuck off the fence and pick a side.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 10:59:13 AM
No I didn’t. You assumed that because you’re, apparently, too stupid to understand jokes and wordplay. I sort of get why you like myke now.

No I caught you red-handed in a fib.

AZZERAE

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 10:59:13 AM
you’re, apparently, too stupid to understand jokes and wordplay. I sort of get why you like myke now.

Sad, isn't it.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:59:17 AM
Catsmile's bipartisan screed almost had me until you black pilled me, by reminding us all to get the fuck off the fence and pick a side.

And that side is reason. Don’t ever let them fool you with their feelz BS again. Also, Catsmile’s screeds are hardly “bipartisan” Her criticism is all one way, despite her claims of “independence” like myke. It’s bullshit. They’re Dems who are just to ashamed to admit it now.

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 11:00:12 AM
No I caught you red-handed in a fib.

Lies and deceit are the way of the gay, bro. Don't stand in judgement of a person who isn't afraid to get up in peoples chests and tell them the truth!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 11:00:12 AM
No I caught you red-handed in a fib.

No you didn’t. It’s just a cognitive impairment on your part.

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:59:17 AM
Catsmile's bipartisan screed almost had me until you black pilled me, by reminding us all to get the fuck off the fence and pick a side.

Don't pick the fat side, bunny.  They're trying to get their pudgy gross fingers in you, when you are still young and cute.

AZZERAE

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 11:00:54 AM
And that side is reason. Don’t ever let them fool you with their feelz BS again.

A vote for the left is no different than suicide.

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 11:01:25 AM
Lies and deceit are the way of the gay, bro. Don't stand in judgement of a person who isn't afraid to get up in peoples chests and tell them the truth!

This is MD here, he doesn't know whether his ears are pierced or not.

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 11:02:01 AM
Don't pick the fat side, bunny.

I'm not fat. I just used to be lighter. And frankly, I'm grateful to be alive. My medication keeps me heavy. And I'm not making excuses, but its the reason I'm still alive. So, its chubby bunny or dead bunny. Which do you prefer?


AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 11:05:54 AM
[MD] doesn't know whether his ears are pierced or not.

You and gay robot boy were too busy fucking one another in the ass to understand what was said.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 11:05:54 AM
This is MD here, he doesn't know whether his ears are pierced or not.

Ear piercing is the hill you want to die on?! Supergay! ::)

P.S. You’re the liar. You’re lying about this and the fact that you’re an Antifa supporting socialist. ::) ::)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 11:11:36 AM
I'm not fat. I just used to be lighter. And frankly, I'm grateful to be alive. My medication keeps me heavy. And I'm not making excuses, but its the reason I'm still alive. So, its chubby bunny or dead bunny. Which do you prefer?



See, ad hominem like fat is all faggots who can’t reason got. They literally got nowhere else to go.

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 11:11:36 AM
I'm not fat. I just used to be lighter. I'm just grateful to be alive. My medication keeps me heavy. And I'm not making excuses, but its the reason I'm still alive. So, its chubby bunny or dead bunny. Which do you prefer?



I love my chubby bunny!  But I am calling bullshit your medication doesn't make you chug red bulls and pepsi.

AZZERAE

Ignore them, Doc, they're trying to rope you in to their gay pyramid scheme of shame.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 11:16:29 AM
Ignore them, Doc, they're trying to rope you in to their gay pyramid scheme of shame.

They’re so much fun to fuck with though.

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