The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[jazmunda]

We'll do it over PMs. It's time for a coup.

The tree of BellGab must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of posters and admins.

You do know that MV reads all our PMs.

Call The GabCast on Tuesday 8pm EST/5pm PST on 623-242-CAST(2278) to speak to him directly. He loves your feedback and constructive criticism. Listen and chat live at http://ufoship.com/chat

[Imconfused]

You do know that MV reads all our PMs.

Call The GabCast on Tuesday 8pm EST/5pm PST on 623-242-CAST(2278) to speak to him directly. He loves your feedback and constructive criticism. Listen and chat live at http://ufoship.com/chat

I ain't calling.  There's a woodpecker,  there. 

I don't like woodpeckers.

[bateman]

You do know that MV reads all our PMs.

After all the sexting, now you tell me.

[Imconfused]

After all the sexting, now you tell me.

what,  now horse porn is no good for yewww?

[bateman]

what,  now horse porn is no good for yewww?

More into the exotic zebra porn these days.

[littlechris]

Since Falkie has made it clear he wants to be a public figure and has gone to the trouble of making new videos in which he discusses this forum, I see no reason why he should be protected from the ridicule he seems to desire. That's why I've restored this thread to its original location.

To those of you who disapproved of my moderation of this subject in the past, you have my apologies. I don't always make the right call.

Schweeeeet!!! Now I can have a Falkie avatar!! Me and everyone else of course.

[Bart Ell]

And we are back, steepleblotters!!!!



After months of hackers trying to take me down and making me forget my password I finally got it all sorted. I was sipping on a gallon of whole milk when it hit me - 38ddmilkbags!1 is my password! So now I am back and ready to fill these pages with words that will somehow be put together to form sentences, paragraphs and much much more!


http://youtu.be/LEVoFRVB1Ns

Since I have been away for so long I thought I would fill you in on what has been up. As some of you may know, I had a horse who recently passed away. It was a great race horse that made a fortune in the rain. So my mudder died and left me quite a windfall! I spent weeks finding a farrier to remove the golden shoes off of my mudder. Boy was that a pain in the ass. Once I was able to free the golden shoes from my mudder I then sent them in to Cash For Gold. It took 17 days before the incompetents finally got off their asses and sent me my money.

https://www.cashforgold.com/

I was able to buy a bunch of new stuff! So many toys for my internet business! I could have paid off some debts but HAY, this was inheritance and should not be wasted like that. I spent the bulk of it on new t-shirts for my videos as well as buying every product Apple makes. Yay me!


http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17332204-george-noory-s-late-night-snacks

The money from my mudder did not go as far as I thought it would and I now find myself a little short this month. I would really like to have enough to buy some kiwis so I can continue on my diet but that will have to wait until next month. I am not going to beg for money like I have been accused of doing. I just will put a giant DONATE button up on my forum with zero active members and explain how the money will go toward the making of more quality programming. I think my internet work is very important.

http://www.ask.com/technology/internet-important-db9d1faab5337241

I break stories on many topics well before the mass media picks up on them. By "break stories" I mean I post links to stories written by others. I also do important work in the video field. Not only do I make videos to inform people of topics that interest me but I also post important links to YouTube videos. Why search YouTube for videos you might want to see when you can go to my site to click on a link to a YouTube video I think you should see? It is much easier to go to a third party site in order to find links to videos on YouTube, right?



And finally I would like to remind the hackers and haters that using my image is against ALL internet rules, laws and policies and I will make sure to go after each and every one of you that abuses my copyrights.

[eddie dean]

Ever see Flipper hop to an Outback Steakhouse to save the day?
Thought not.

Flipper is on the menu however. 

[pate]

I had a baby 8 weeks ago. Everyone that sees her says she's perfect. None of them are there at 4 am when she's screaming her lungs out, projectile vomiting whilst simultaneously leaking shit out of her diaper. That's BellGab.

Your baby might have Ebola, you should think about getting that checked...

[pate]

My bad, I found this 'fair dinkum' vid, might clear the airs?  Cheers, mate!


Fair Dinkum Sheds Construction Video

[pate]

When you've finished with all that, you might think about sprucing up the place, & if you do, this vid's for you:


D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial!

Cheers, mate!

[pate]

This question should really find itself in the Random Thread, but:

Jaz, do you find it funny that all us 'Yankees' find this time of year to be fearful (loss of time/sunlight) while you bask in Bizarro World happy?  (actually Gabor wanted to know, but looking back on that particular PM, I am curious too...)?

I don't believe that your toilet flushes any different than mine, you damn Auk!

[Imconfused]

And we are back, steepleblotters!!!!

heh.  not bad.  can't wait for volume 2.

[Yorkshire pud]

This question should really find itself in the Random Thread, but:

Jaz, do you find it funny that all us 'Yankees' find this time of year to be fearful (loss of time/sunlight) while you bask in Bizarro World happy?  (actually Gabor wanted to know, but looking back on that particular PM, I am curious too...)?

I don't believe that your toilet flushes any different than mine, you damn Auk!

I'm still freaked out that they walk and stand upside down and have no ill effects. Bloody marvelous. Captain Cook never thought of that when he left Whitby.

[pate]

I'm still freaked out that they walk and stand upside down and have no ill effects. Bloody marvelous. Captain Cook never thought of that when he left Whitby.

donna freak me oout so much as it leads me to wonder why?  Why? 

[Imconfused]

donna freak me oout so much as it leads me to wonder why?  Why?

me thinks they truly believe they are special.   :

with the vegemite and what not.   

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

FalkieFunFacts TM

Fun Fact #13: Falkie doesn't know he's legally blind in one eye

This caught my attention in Flakie's most recent video rant:



What's that about, I wondered.  Why is his right eye closed?  So I started looking at other pictures, like this one:



Yep, definitely using the left eye only.  And this choice and revealing photo, which he uses in his Google+ profile:



My, he really does seem to be looking out of his right ear or something in that shot.  I guess that's why he closes the eye when he's looking at something: so he can see clearly.

This revelation could explain why he killed not one, but TWO of his cats.  He murdered the first one by sitting on it.  The second one was a kitten, and he stepped on that one.  The second one managed to live for a short time -- just long enough for him to create a hysterical post begging for $500 to take it to the vet.  He got the donations, and then the kitten croaked.  The money was not returned, of course.

I always figured that Falkie looked (using his good eye) at the pile of money sitting on the table and thought "Five hundred bucks is a LOT of money.  Enough to buy that Mac I've been coveting.  That kitten won't live very long anyway, and it looks delicious."  Five hundred bucks in his pocket and a full belly spells win-win for Falkie. 

What I couldn't figure out was how someone, even Flakie, could be so fucking retarded as to kill ANOTHER cat by crushing it to death.  I mean, after the first one, wouldn't YOU be more careful?  The blind eye explains everything, and I would recommend to the feral cats that he feeds at his present shithole apartment to stay on his LEFT side.

Oh, and the part about not knowing about it.  Well, Flakie wrings every bit of sympathy he can out of his (mostly imagined or exaggerated) maladies.  If he was aware of his blind eye, he'd have the begging bowl out by now, or at least used it to explain away some personal failing.  He can't possibly be aware of it.  But given that he scours Bellgab for posts about him, that should all change now.

[paladin1991]

FalkieFunFacts TM[/sup][/b]

Fun Fact #13: Falkie doesn't know he's legally blind in one eye

This caught my attention in Flakie's most recent video rant:



What's that about, I wondered.  Why is his right eye closed?  So I started looking at other pictures, like this one:



Yep, definitely using the left eye only.  And this choice and revealing photo, which he uses in his Google+ profile:



My, he really does seem to be looking out of his right ear or something in that shot.  I guess that's why he closes the eye when he's looking at something: so he can see clearly.

This revelation could explain why he killed not one, but TWO of his cats.  He murdered the first one by sitting on it.  The second one was a kitten, and he stepped on that one.  The second one managed to live for a short time -- just long enough for him to create a hysterical post begging for $500 to take it to the vet.  He got the donations, and then the kitten croaked.  The money was not returned, of course.

I always figured that Falkie looked (using his good eye) at the pile of money sitting on the table and thought "Five hundred bucks is a LOT of money.  Enough to buy that Mac I've been coveting.  That kitten won't live very long anyway, and it looks delicious."  Five hundred bucks in his pocket and a full belly spells win-win for Falkie. 

What I couldn't figure out was how someone, even Flakie, could be so fucking retarded as to kill ANOTHER cat by crushing it to death.  I mean, after the first one, wouldn't YOU be more careful?  The blind eye explains everything, and I would recommend to the feral cats that he feeds at his present shithole apartment to stay on his LEFT side.

Oh, and the part about not knowing about it.  Well, Flakie wrings every bit of sympathy he can out of his (mostly imagined or exaggerated) maladies.  If he was aware of his blind eye, he'd have the begging bowl out by now, or at least used it to explain away some personal failing.  He can't possibly be aware of it.  But given that he scours Bellgab for posts about him, that should all change now.

DeeeeeePeeeeeee!  You're killing me.  Absolutely killing me.  There is some great comedy here.  Dare I say fucking GOLD?

Ah, man....DP...it's not just a preference, it's definitely a style and way of life.

[b_dubb]

maybe Falkie has had some strokes.  and head trauma.  and aneurysms.  that would explain it.

[paladin1991]

aneurysms would splain his mannerisms

[Bart Ell]

[littlechris]

Im curious if there are any  XXX or nude photos or videos of falkie that are being held back from public view?  Im sure there would be a "BIG" market for them.

[jazmunda]

Oy vey!

I've said it before and I'll say it again ... Ay Caramba!. Falkie really needs to stay deathly still during his videos so not as to feel the Wrath of Bart.

[Bart Ell]

Fish in a barrel, Mr Dandy.
Luckily I don't even have to watch more than 45 seconds of his shit to get more material than... wait for it... it takes to cover his slovenly sloth body!



BANG BANG FISHIES, BANG BANG!

[jazmunda]

Holy shit. How long has Falkie been stuck on the desert Island and what the fuck did he do to Wilson?

[DanTSX]

maybe it's time to start acting like grownups and leave the autistic-ish man with a bunch of other medical problems alone...........




Why the continued ridicule and hate?  Did he register as a Republican or something?


I mean we are a pretty intelligent lot here and overall fairly progressive.   I think at least the worst of us here would stand up for someone who was randomly picking on someone like Falkie in the street.   I'd like to think that at least Jazmunda would and I would.


I don't really feel sorry for the guy.  I'm just thinking that this little thing is starting to reflect poorly upon us, and say more about us than him.  I know that he has been a problem child and personally fucked some of you guys over, but he's gone.  Let it go.

[Bart Ell]

Let it go.

Yeah.
No.
Any other bright ideas?

[Bart Ell]

I think at least the worst of us here would stand up for someone who was randomly picking on someone like Falkie in the street.   I'd like to think that at least Jazmunda would and I would.

Thanks for the support, Champion of the people!

[DanTSX]

Thanks for the support, Champion of the people!

Like all the toy boats in the bathtub, they all must rise when we add lukewarm water.

[WildCard]

I'm just thinking that this little thing is starting to reflect poorly upon us, and say more about us than him. 

Bart, remember saying illustrating this exact same thing when we were raggin on Fidget?

personally fucked some of you guys over

None that I know of.

What's the story, DPS? Seriously, I really want to know.