Haiku for Noory-san

zeebo · August 01, 2015, 10:28:02 PM

Who is that I see
Flying like a thunderbird
Circling nighthawks

zeebo · August 07, 2015, 05:54:52 PM

At end of a show
Echoes of UFO Phil
Bouncing off Dave's head

ACE of CLUBS · August 08, 2015, 04:19:48 PM

Sphincter relaxing
Career in my pants
"Classhic ... "

ACE of CLUBS · August 08, 2015, 04:22:04 PM

"Pull my finger
little boy ... "
heh heh heh ...

whoozit · August 12, 2015, 03:45:13 PM

Toohmeric breath waft
Mean baby fetish Awaits
unemployment line

whoozit · August 13, 2015, 07:25:41 PM

Caterwauling noise
Why oh why does Dave do that?
I pray for silence

pate · August 25, 2015, 05:00:05 AM

Jorch hear, No TuneIn?
Who am I chopped lover?
Paranormal Date.

pate · August 25, 2015, 05:11:59 AM

Quote from: stevesh on July 07, 2015, 09:55:19 AM
renege on the bet
oops, hoagland got his own show
art bell wins again

criticalhealthnews
infomercial, not a show
two frauds, one's a vet

two tons of tommy
at least one ton of falkie
george noory sandwich

sardondi came back
didn't like the new bellgab
disappeared again

shaver let him down
a poor workman blames his tools
mustache rides half-off

linda moulton howe
second-week guest on art's show
no more coast for you

six hundred stations
soon to be a memory
the power of bell

steve quayle nevermore
can john hogue be far behind?
rats and sinking ship

noory sings elvis
graveyard spin in tupelo
return to sender

falkie gets a break
mv pardons all sinners
the rest of us lose

emerging artists
hear three seconds of each one
not a career start

join today for free
paranormal dating site
cat lady heaven

dave's beyond belief
bad video, not tv
guys and dolls outfits

vaccination lies
more dead children in the news
creepy, creepy man

doc peter breggin
no mind-saving meds for you
toss this quack in jail

end time prophecies
never been one that was true
dave prays for rapture

katherine albrecht
right about our privacy
not mark of the beast

Stunning body work
Noorbel prize is in twerks, sir.
Crying Clown award?

wr250 · August 25, 2015, 05:15:41 AM

the picture has a moosetache
and the rainbow has a beard
dave still sucks

coaster · August 30, 2015, 02:21:39 PM

Microwave timer,
Hot, crispy, pepperoni,
Ouch. Third degree burn.

coaster · August 30, 2015, 02:24:54 PM

Cue cards are ready.
Noory spinning in his chair.
Coast To Coast AM.

coaster · August 30, 2015, 02:27:28 PM

Large, sixty inch waist.
Cheeto stained leather jacket.
Tommy Danheiser.

chefist · August 30, 2015, 02:28:59 PM

Quote from: coaster on August 30, 2015, 02:27:28 PM
Large, sixty inch waist.
Cheeto stained leather jacket.
Tommy Danheiser.

hehe Can I publish your works?

coaster · August 30, 2015, 02:33:22 PM

Quote from: chefist on August 30, 2015, 02:28:59 PM
hehe Can I publish your works?

Share em, sell em, swap em with your friends.

wr250 · August 30, 2015, 02:58:04 PM

evp in closet
says "how are yew"
chunga goes on coast

wr250 · August 30, 2015, 03:00:26 PM

cupboard opens, dave appears
dave says uhnbeleefable
cook, dead from fright.

pate · September 01, 2015, 05:53:39 AM

Wurst haiku laughing
Dave cry into microphone.
Late show cancelled.

Sauerkraut, fake Turkish.
DonnerKebat! Hoo Yew, Foo?
Ewe wanta Fanta.

Gettaloadthis1 · September 04, 2015, 10:46:59 AM

the dye on the rug flat
sees coincidences, everywhere
toomereck* as all else nothing meaningful

*yes, in his vocab, too make mispronunciation worse, it's reck at the end...and a train wreck of a host.

pate · September 07, 2015, 01:48:27 AM

Aw gwarrgh, should be
ninety-two, Taser and Awe!
Jorch: pumps into yEWWWW!

(administrator, please delete. Totally disgust)
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pate · September 14, 2015, 12:56:20 AM

Auld ladies are well
come hear chew feats pemmican
eye have sedge too much

pate · September 14, 2015, 01:52:33 AM

administrator, please delete. Totally dis-gust of wind nee fart

Neigh, Nay, Born are all
Alternate meanings of words
Delete is worth it

zeebo · September 16, 2015, 11:18:58 PM

Two months Snoory-free
Can form whole sentences now
De-Noorified mind

pate · September 18, 2015, 03:37:33 AM

Dave your opus is written, no one reeds.
Saxaphone.
Bird dies music.

Noory confused
End of the big ass paycheck?
Radio Vodka!

b_dubb · September 18, 2015, 04:34:14 PM

Someone started early eh?

pate · September 25, 2015, 04:57:22 AM

Noory declares war!
To Hawaiian studio!
Victory complete...

pate · September 29, 2015, 03:09:55 AM

Today other Day
What the Hay? Coast to Coast aim!
Choo-choo, dave! Koo-koo!

Royal_Tenenbaum · October 17, 2015, 05:36:31 AM

I am dead inside
another shot of cheap booze
tommy is annoying me

pate · October 19, 2015, 01:14:12 AM

Can-Can Hawaiin
Rite to shoe is Polydent
Jebus please save me

Royal_Tenenbaum · October 24, 2015, 05:38:03 AM

Dave is often damp
rubbing alcohol in cup
breath beyond belief

Alienigma · November 02, 2015, 08:43:01 AM

A Very Noory Christmas

Looked forward to Brom
Krampus the Christmas demon
A hell of a show

Alas not to be
Really should have known better
Dave would fuck it up

He gets offended
By tales of bad kids punished
Pot calls kettle black

He gives Brom the boot
Noory tries to justify
His latest dick move

Krampus not amused
Dave just made the naughty list
No presents for you

Night before Christmas
Dreams of Tommy's sugarplums
Dancing in his head

Bedroom door bursts wide
Krampus storms with vengeful stride
Dave dragged off in chains

Thrashed, whipped and beaten
Then skinned alive and eaten
Spits out his toupee

Thus he meets his fate
I know haters gonna hate
But a man can dream