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Received an email from Coast this morning, below is the email and my reply. They have no shame try to drum up support for this carnival barker.

Dear Coast Insiders,
As you may have heard, George Noory has been nominated for induction into the National Radio Hall of Fame. As a Coast fan, we wanted to alert you to this exciting news with this one-time email, and ask you to consider casting a vote for the outstanding man who has kept Coast to Coast AM ticking for the last 16 years!

You can help George win this honor by VOTING NOW through June 18th for his induction into the National Radio Hall of Fame! Here's how:
VOTE BY TEXT AND WEBSITE:
Text 700 to 96000 to vote for George.
Visit www.radiovote.com to vote online.
*One vote for each email address AND cell phone number.
Thank you for your consideration!
Sincerely,

Paul Bell
General Manager



Dear Coast, I will not vote for Noory. He has single handily ruined Coast to Coast making it a mere shadow of what the show once was. It has departed so far from the original intent and purpose of the program I don’t even recognize it anymore.  It is now about Noory pushing his agenda and infomercials.  Whether that be a dating services or health products. This is not what Art Bell intended when the show was created. Noory has made a farce and mockery of Coast to Coast to serve himself, not the listeners and in my opinion does not deserve induction into the National Radio Hall of Fame.

Well, I have been sending emails to Jorch for a while now, first with the now defunct fast blast  and now through  email,  I have had only one response back  from Jorch which was literally a single word reply.. So I sent an email to not only Jorch but the producers of Coast. I finally got a response from someone named Josh. I am posting my email along with his response. I wanted to keep it civil as I wanted a response.

My Coast Insider subscription is due in two weeks. I have been a coast insider for the past 10 years, however, I am debating whether I want to continue. I see George has decided to change the direction of the program away from the original shows subject matter and topics  which was the paranormal. Week by week I wait for the guest and topic schedule to be released only to find subject matter does not include any paranormal subjects. I feel it would be the right thing to do for him to announce on the show that he has decided to take the program in a new direction. This is would be the right thing to do for all the long time listeners such myself that are holding out hope the program will return to what it once was. I feel the program has many long time listeners that are confused and disappointed in the new format and direction the program has taken.
I feel  an announcement from George stating the new direction would allow long time Coast subscribers such as myself that are on the fence on re-subscribing , make the decision to sign back up or move on. Coast listeners and fans of the program have always been faithful  despite how dreadful the current program is, and I just feel it’s the right thing to do at this point.


From Josh at Coast:
First, thank you for being such a loyal listener through the years. We greatly appreciate hearing from users such as yourself. We’ve been hearing feedback such as this from other users as well. We’ll gladly forward your message up to George and the producers so you’re being heard.

Thanks again and we hope you’ll remain a longtime listener!

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on June 08, 2017, 01:28:08 AM
I like when he takes credit for ideas/intelligence he has no rights to.

The year is 1916, Jorch Noory has somehow managed to get Albert Einstein on Coast2Coast

Jorch: Albert it's so nice to have you on our show. I hear you've been very busy and everybody is excited about your new theory.
Einstein: Thank you sir, pleasure to be here.
Jorch: Albert what do you mean by General Relativity? What is it?
Einstein: This is a new theory, a different and I believe a more correct understanding of gravity.
Jorch: What is gravity?
Einstein: According to the laws of Newton ......
Jorch: I grew up in Detroit Albert. I always loved science in school. We were taught about Newton's laws.
Einstein: Congratulations.  So what my new theory elucidates is that gravity is just a distortion in curvature of 4 dimensional space-time.
Jorch: That's what I thought too.
Einstein: What?
Jorch: It never made sense to me. I asked Tommy just the other day 'why are there only 3 dimensions? there must be more. It just doesn't make sense.' I'm glad we agree.

Jorch's first question to Albert Einstein  would be   "how did you get into physicist'?   

Jorch's  go to question, how did you get into? I'm waiting for the show to book a dominatrix; just to hear Jorch ask his question.

I haven't listen to the show in quite a while as I have no need for vitamins , time shares, Tupperware , dating services, escorts, herbal remedies, or vacuum cleaners.  However, I was looking forward to afterlife researcher Josie Varga, on 6/6, unfortunately it was a bust. I got none of it, just didn't relate well on radio. I am aware of she is a person with disabilities; however Jorch should have taken this under consideration before he booked her on the program, as after 20 minutes of getting absolutely  nothing  I turned it off.  One decent subject after months of compete crap and it didn't work out for whatever reason. Really a bad time for Coast to send me a recent unsolicited email on remaining a Coast subscriber.

Jorch to caller  “We don't discuss politics here on this program, there are plenty of other programs out there that do that if that's something you want to listen to"  (stunned caller silent )
Jorch "On tomorrow night’s program we will have analyst Craig B. Hulet which will delve into geopolitical politics, really looking forward to that"

I haven't been listening to the program lately as the  subjects and the guests have been really bad these past few week (unusually bad) not the common bad I can actually suffer through. However,  I had it on the other night and something Jorch said really stood out. We all know from time to time Jorch likes to bring up his Navy service and how he was an information officer. I don't dispute that at all, and thank him for his service,  however, you would think any intelligence officer in the Navy would know how to pronounce "Tomahawk cruise missiles"    The other night Jorch must have said  Tommy-Hawk 10 times...each time I thought wow, surely he will realize its "Tomahawk" and correct  it. But no, it was Tommy-Hawk for the entire program.

Who killed Bob Crane ?  Thank you Jorch, I can finally sleep at night...

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 07, 2017, 05:09:09 AM
How old ARE you?

exactly

Just wanted to get a call in and say penis and vagina as much I possible could to rattle Jorch a bit. Now, let me get this straight,  boys have a penis and girls a vigaina ??  Hmmm ok, Jorch, this is my question for your guest , what is the correct spelling for vigaina?

Quote from: loveslibraries on February 07, 2017, 04:31:08 AM
Utterly disturbing news.

Yes it's very disturbing.  Doesn't surprise me though, if Jorch is involved with it its sure to be some kind of scam. In fact, I wouldn't put it past him to be involved in a prostitution ring, simply called Paranormal Escorts by Jorch Noory   

All time low on Coast with  "differences between men and women"  This is just another vehicle for Jorch to hustle his dating service.

Quote from: zeebo on January 25, 2017, 03:42:58 AM
Ha I caught that.  First he says we need to just 'move on' since none of that conspiracy stuff matters.  Then whipsaws back saying actually we need more reporting on it all.  Then flips again saying c2c has already beaten those stories into the ground so many times so what's the point.  Then re-flips on his flip saying everyone there does a good job there so maybe there's still more to talk about.  George could've just let that guy continue having a conversation with himself and left early.

He leaves early on most nights anyway, right? Even when he is there....What's worse is when Linda Moulton Howe is on  I swear Jorch goes home for a nap, or at the very least goes to Ihop for coffee. Comes back to the studio after an hour and says "uh huh, what about those thunder birds Linda, I just love thunder birds"  and then goes back to Ihop for pancakes.

Quote from: Morgus on January 24, 2017, 05:57:01 PM
Noory used to keep such too frequent callers under control with a once a month maximum call in rule.
But he removed that rule recently and now these same guys are taking advantage of it calling almost every night... 

That's right he also said so many times “we do not discuss politics on this show"   taking many callers to task when they attempted to do so....
So now, every time he has a guest on discussing politics I fire off an email quoting his statement.
Out of all the emails I have sent I only received one reply, in which Jorch said, he is dedicated to the main subjects/guests in which Coast was originally based
It was a one line reply.
This is just Porch making up his own rules and regulations as he goes along, and as long as the money comes flowing in to  the powers that be they will  remain content with this dog and pony show. They want a carnival sideshow barker they got one.
I remember when John B. was a weekend host, Jorch would get on the next night basically apologizing for the politics discussed the night before , now look at him  doing the same thing John B. was fired for, what a jerk.

I want to hear the story of the man that drank Super Beets (black cherry flavor ) then turned into a zombie. 

OK, that's it. I am convinced the caller "Cornelius” calls using different names. I have heard him call more times than I care to admit and I can swear it’s the same voice. What baffles me is you will get a caller that says they have been trying for years to get through and then here comes Cornelius getting in on every show, possibly more operating under an alias. The bullets, bible and beans is just not funny anymore, in fact it never was, but par for some of Jorch's low brow friends he has planted to call into the show. 

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on January 19, 2017, 12:34:09 PM
I thought he said they used the existing pharmaceutical factories as concentration camps which is essentially true

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monowitz_concentration_camp
Built by    IG Farben
Operated by    Schutzstaffel
Original use    Factories for producing synthetic rubber
and chemicals including Zyklon B

I need to go back and listen(as difficult as that may be)  but i'm pretty sure he said that they ( pharmaceutical companies)  built them.

One of the problems with Jorch, among many, is the fact he only wants subjects he is interested in on the show, or  where he can get a kick back financially. To hell with the listeners, the program is for Jorch and Jorch alone.   This is the reason we have the same bullshit subjects beat into the ground. For Jorch, this is HIS personally program and no one will tell him this shit is getting old. .  How many times can you bring up alternative  health , DB Cooper , JFK, , Planet X ,alternative  medicine, , protecting the grid ,vaccines,,  he even has the same friggin callers call in every night, he can’t even have a variety of  callers. He is so predicable he is beyond stale. Fuchs is on at least 3 times a month maybe more, how much more does that shithead have to say that we haven’t already heard?  Same goes for that other quack Ty Bollinger who is now making shit up just to be on the program. Last time with Garr, he said the pharmaceutical companies created and built the gas chambers and concentration camps in Nazi Germany, something so  ridiculous and such an absurd claim that even  Garr called him on it when she said “where did you get this information”?  He was so surprised someone finally called him on his bullshit he responded with “ummm… from a very close friend , I don't think you know him Lisa" ”  With this cutting edge information, Coast has finally fallen to the depths of TMZ programing.

01/09 show with  Prof. Stephen F. Cohen, volatile US-Russia relations while discussing Afghanistan's  terrorist groups.

Jorch  "what a great group name... Mujahideen"


They are not the fucking Beatles Jorch.

Joch has always been one big infomercial. Listening on the nights he is host is like walking into a bazaar in Bangladesh, the unqualified carney is one endless sales pitch.

A few years ago (2013) Ian Punnett came out with a book called “How to Pray When you’re Pissed at God"
Douchebag Jorch refused to promote the book on Coast due to the title which Jorch felt was obscene, and indecent.
This upset Punnett a bit as he mentioned it a few times on the program to his dismay of Jorch’s resolve not to promote the  book.
Here we are 2017 and old Jorch has a new book titled "Mad as Hell"  thankfully the publisher Forge Books decided to change the title from " Pissed as hell"  to current title ,  concerned  Jorch wouldn't be able to promote his own book.

Quote from: zeebo on January 06, 2017, 03:37:54 AM
Rarely there are still some spooky moments, usually from some story told by a caller/guest, but the overall suspenseful atmosphere is long gone.  What used to be a strange nightclub filled with shadowy figures, compelling tales, and exotic drinks .. is now a brightly-lit convenience store with dreary daytime radio topics and turkee sammiches.

Exactly, a good way to put it. Oh how I miss those late night EVP's shows, those always made me keep the lights on.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 06, 2017, 03:17:38 AM
No doubt. He's the worst!

The second part of tonight show is a great subject but of course Jorch ruins it. He doesn't take it serious when a guest like Redfern is on. Play it back and listen, when Jorch announces the next guest,(Redfern)  you can hear the SOB chuckle before he brings him on.  Jorch’s idea of a great show is 4 straight hours of DB Cooper, the JFK assassination conspiracy, or alternative health,  which to Jorch is an edgy show.  He has super beat (“I prefer the black cherry”)  those subject into the ground.

Bottom line is this shit doesn't  belong on Coast …I can remember the days when I would get so creeped out listening to the show, I wouldn't be able to sleep, so I would get in the car and drive to an 24 hour  fast food place for a late night munchies  run and realize at 3AM  I’m the only car in the drive thru  and once again as I listen to Coast on the car's  radio , the hair on the back of my neck would stand up from the tales being told, now, it's stock tips, health guru's and politics, again this shit doesn't belong on the program, it’s not what’s it about , it never was, Jorch  has  totally ruined the show to the point its complete trash. Part political talk radio part continuous, constant, incessant  looping infomercial. I cant stand that son of a bitch.

Quote from: Morgus on January 06, 2017, 01:17:19 AM
The first caller calls all this "more left wing fear mongering" 

Jorch came very close to losing control of the show on that caller. 

  Jorch  "What about the super beet market, where do you see that going Harry? By the way, I prefer the black cherry"

Whatever happened to Jorch's famous comment told so many times  " we don't do politics  on this program , that's not what we do, there are plenty of other talk radio programs for that"

How can someone have the exact same reaction to a statement said 100 times over? I have heard Wallach mention the so called Crisco shocker on each show he is on but yet Jorch’s reaction is the same as if he has never heard it before in his life. At this point it like bad theater.

Wallach “George, did you where Crisco comes from?

Jorch "    ummm, it's for cooking isn’t it?  ( said as if reading a cue card)

Wallach   â€œNo George that's what the advertisers want you to think, it was originally used as a lubricant, a degreaser for the Navy on ships and submarines!!

Jorch  “My Gosh”!!!  That could harden your arties right there on the spot as soon as it cools after eating”

Wallach   â€œthat’s right George, that’s why we have celebrities dying in their 50s and 60s, Crisco.

Dr. Joel Wallach's answer for anything from hemorrhoids to Jorch's erectile-dysfunction is a gluten-free diet and one key essential nutrient which will remain nameless. The good doctor will not tell listeners, as it would crumble the pyramid scheme he and Jorch cooked up over cheap cocktails at a Reno motel 6. 
New TV series this fall, "The Con and and the Quack” Starring Jorch” low testosterone “Noory and   Joel” I never said it's a cure” Wallach.
From CBS promo " hilarity ensues as a burned out over the hill talk show host and a nutritional supplement guru dodges the Federal Trade Commission launch into an official investigation of their nutritional supplement fraud. The fraudsters behind a pyramid scheme go to great lengths to make the program look like a legitimate multi-level marketing program. Watch as these two semi-retired con artist ripped off callers of a late night talk radio program to their utter amusement, mirth, laughter, and merriment.

Jorch in rare form tonight.

Jorch   " so do you think the anti-Christ is here?
Guest                "No I don't"
Jorch "    uhhh, huhhh, so you don't think he is here?
Guest       Well, I don't think he is here and I don't believe in him"
Jorch       what??!!   you don't believe there is an anti Christ?
Guest      no, Im a Jew....
Jorch......   (slience).................
Jorch,        how about that Alan Thicke ? what in the world is going on?       

Way to prepare for the interview Jorch, what was it, a quick read before nodding off to Neil Sedaka's greatest  hits?

Jorch  "I'm not trying to be macabre"     What a ghoul.

The problem Jorch has here folks is , his constant over use of black hair dye will eventually lead to spontaneous combustion of his head....