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Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 31, 2022, 12:51:20 PMI remember that show. It also had a someone call in who ate rocks from his yard. Art specifying the caller's preference for "yard rocks" made me laugh.

I'm inspired to listen to it again. Maybe it's the October 21, 1997 Weird Person Line show.

Hey Roz, how do you listen your various shows?

Earbuds/headphones at work, meditatively in an easy chair with a high-fidelity soundsystem & speakers, or via a landline in the middle of a cornfield somewhere are the possibilities I imagine for you.



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Quote from: AZZERAE on August 31, 2022, 02:37:51 PM

Two Hundred Forty-three, Make Dad Smile on Wednesday"JEWELED ALIEN" : "THUNDERDOME LIGHTNING" : "TRIUMVIRATE ACH" : "EYE DEW" : "METHUSULA PROGENY"
TO: CMDR, AFLCO(II)SA

I would like to thank you for your continuing service in forwarding the MAPA ideals on the continent.  Another medal or badge is in order;  have you enough to warrant a sash, yet?  I have lost track.


You are doing a great job, soldier.

Thank you (again) in Advance!

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?"

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 31, 2022, 12:13:29 AMEver since the lamentable death of St. FLoyd we are discouraged from calling those kinds of public servants.  Unfortunately the alternative crisis teams of pudgy blue-haired nonbinary sociology majors have a three-to-six-week backlog so immediate help may be out of the question.

I am tempted to drop off a box of discreet gray boxer-style absorbent pullups to address what I strongly suspect to be a case of adult-onset bedwetting instead.

Are you close enough to the boarder to call some un-armed Canadian Mounties?  They're still allies, right?


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Quote from: K_Dubb on August 30, 2022, 11:38:10 PMOh no!  Do you think I should knock on the door and offer to render assistance?  Other than the flag, things appear to be normal.  We think we heard a shop vac in the garage.

Nah, I think that is what your local SWAT team is for:  you pay your taxes right?  Just tell themthe hobo elite that your neighbor is flying the American Flag Upside-down.

I am certain some nice gov't types would be there directly to kick in the doors and make sure everything is okay!

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Quote from: K_Dubb on August 30, 2022, 11:07:35 PM... and American flag (sometimes upside down, sometimes right-side up in an arcane vexillogical kabuki whose rules I suspect are known only to him) ...

Is there a cipher I can consult to interpret these enigmatic flag-hoists, like my dad's old Bluejacket's Manual?

Indeed, the official cipher is here (among other places):

https://www.military.com/flag-day/us-flag-code.html

The pertinent upside-down bit is:

§8. Respect for flag
    a. The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property...

In the way back olden days;  before Twatter, Fakebook, IntarTubes, Telephony (both wired and wireless), Telegraph, &tc existed:  military forts at the front, frontier forts, encampments on the Barbary Coast, et al would use the Upside Down Flag as a signal to patrols or other friendly units active in the area of the location under siege/attack.

It can still be used in Modern Times in this manner, if the besieging enemy in question has the ability to disrupt communications.  In short:



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ediot:  It could also be hoisted by the last able personMAN dying from whatever:  starvation, dehydration, dread plague, CornHoleEbola-22, &tc, forgive the late ediot, I see you have just quoted me somewhere ( the miraculous BellGab 2.0 never ceases to amaze, I used to have to go back to the main page to discover this type of information!)  Apogees, if it 'twas this one.

I feel like I must excercise my Shadow Presidential power of ManDate and declare this a potential CornHoleEbola-22 super-spreader thread.



I call on the State of BellGab Administrator to place a temporary two weak shut-down on this thread immediately!

That being said, I also believe in State's Rights, so BellGab can do whatever it deems best for its citizenry.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted in the elevator?"

Just because one thinks, or believes, something to be true does not make it so.

Arguably, self-referentially, and paradoxically this calls into question the notion of self-evident truths.



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I would like to rename this disease CornHoleEbola-22, as the word "monkey" is obviously racist and inaccurate in regard to the primary victims.

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Ha!

I go straight to Hell without passing Go!

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Quote from: AZZERAE on August 30, 2022, 03:59:46 PMJust another faggot that rage quit.

SPeaking of faggot rage-quitters:  How many quittenings is that meth-head JaxTard up to now?



I will accept answers in the form of your forum numbers, this forum's number or the combined total including EllGab (*spit*).

TIA

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Quote from: K_Dubb on August 30, 2022, 04:10:56 PMOh yea!  We here at ANN (antifa news network) are all over it 👨🏼

Two Hundred Forty-two, Terrible Tuesday:"JEWELED ALIEN" : "ASS INDENT SEA" : "OVER ARCHON" : "AYE COMM OBLAST" : "PLANK, DON'T RUN"
I certainly hope it is Fake Noose!

It would be a shame if theythe hobo elite came after the both of us due to our obvious 2020 victory and continuing 2024 KamPain for the Presidaintcy!

Speaking of that:  I am already considering running in 2028 (I finally figured out a way to get around that pesky 22nd Amendment thing);  I trust I can Depend on you once again?

Hear, Muzak:


I know how fond you are of midnight knocks on your back door, but I don't think you'd appreciate being disappeared by some nascent dictatorship, Nautical SHore?

K_Dubb, Attend:

I don't believe there exists yet an Official Presidential Yacht:  this being the newest MAPA KamPain promise;  my inaugural vessel of this type shall be named "Navy Scented Dick Tater."

It will, of course;  be a Presidential Perquisite that will accompany folks leaving office and be given a rating of:  Nautical Weather Classified without the need of Presidential Memo, Federal Inspection or what-have-yew.

I think we could also institute some sort of Vice-Presidential thing of this nature.  ALthough, we will leave that for your Administration as you will be getting a Presidential Yacht after I retire from my first official 100 Daze in office.

The multi-votes would probably like that!

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?"

/self-reported:  off-topic

Quote from: MV/Liberace! on December 26, 2017, 03:10:30 PMeveryone.

The site's neu Management seems to disagree mit this "...everyone may start a poll in their own posts idea..," Herr eMCee.

I did Not See this possibility when I logged in today to create a new thread with an extremely burning question I have for the readership!



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Quote from: K_Dubb on August 30, 2022, 03:52:50 PM👆I am hearing it is a prank/scam (some disagreement on definitions). Probably to conceal a lovers' tryst, à la Aimee Semple McPherson.

Fake, and probably gay 😎

No idea, butt:



Should be fun to watch, neh?

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Quote from: AZZERAE on August 30, 2022, 03:30:30 PMHe's probably lying in a soggy pair of Depends in an old folks home, that fuckin' Boomer.

Heh, speeking of "Boomers" I always got the impression that he was a Navy Semen?

Nautical Shore!

Remember the time he thought you were from Saudi Arabia?  I had a bunch of fun with that...

Good thymes.

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Good lord.  I forgot how much thyme can be wasted playing these dang vidya games!

I pretty much wasted my weekend on Rebellion (and apparently my back/shoulder/mouse-hand? -ouch):  for anyone unfamiliar with this one it was widely panned at the time of its release by game "critics."



It's a turn-based strategy type, I happen to have enjoyed the hell out of it back in the day.

I even managed to play a few games against live human opponents online (I crushed the hell out of them:  they were probably among the "critics" of the game;  "WAH TOO HAERD, WHERE"S TEH X_BOX KONTRULLER, MOMMEEEE! REEEE!").

If nothing else, it felt like a poorly-adapted board game (akin to Milton Bradley's "Axis & Allies" that was turned into a rather klunky computer game around the same time) which it apparently was!

Still, it worked and if you had the appropriate amount of functional brane-cells to understand and play:  it was well worth the thirty bucks;  HOURS AND HOURS of gameplay!

I am actually surprised that I am unable to find many fan-mods for it, perhaps I should "learn to code" and write one?

It occurred to me while working in the yard that this one might be fun to record a vidya of and do some fun non-cannon FanFic in the Star Wars universe (complete with shitty character voice impersonations) while playing it;  which might fill the time in-between "game turns" and such...

ProTip:  If you do not want to spend a year and a half trying to win this game play "HQ-victory" on a small map.  Otherwise you have to go all full dictator (read: Conquer EVERY PLANET IN THE GALAXY) chasing down Vader/Palpatine or Skywalker/Mothma and capture them.

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Quote from: albrecht on August 26, 2022, 12:44:02 PMYes! Those guys are hilarious. Courts usually either dismiss for sake of not wanting to deal with them or sanction them for contempt in addition to whatever original charges. And in civil proceeding stung with being a vexatious litigant. I recall that SDM tried some 'interesting' filings in his case.

What's your take on the alleged recent disappearance of one-time Proud Boy Gavin McInness?

He's Canadian, and apparently was kidnapped or something the other day by the Effa Bea Eye (or other murky gov't agency) right at the beginning of some livestream he was doing.

One theory is that he is riding around in Fed custody with a black bag over his head (with zip-tied hands) awaiting "rendition" back to Canada to face terrorism charges!?!

Hopefully, it won't be a secret Canadian terrorism trial and he pulls a Dale Gribble self-representation maneuver* AND his trial is filmed for posterity (presumably before he is executed and his body dumped somewhere in the Northwest Territories).


*I got tired of searching for an "...I know a few maneuvers..." .gif/.img

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WeinerInHand


When I see a Fire Engine Red semi-truck out on the highways and byways I always wonder if he is behind the wheel...

If you're reading this @WeinerInHand, what's been going on?

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Quote from: K_Dubb on August 25, 2022, 09:48:51 PMI don't know about the fringed flag thing, that sounds a lot like sovcit sea-lawyering magic words woo to me, might deter prosecution just to avoid putting up with you though in court though hahaha

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Oh lord, GOG.com was having a sale...

Wasteland 3
Sword of the Stars
Star Wars: Rebellion
Space Rangers
Forgotten Realms - Archives Volume II
M.U.L.E.
Ultima 1-3

...and a bunch of other shit.

Fuck Steam(ing pile of shit)™, GOG is way better!  They don't mess with that DRM-shiet.

I think I am going to play Rebellion for old thymes shits and giggles.  I don't think I can even run Wasteland 3 on this system, although it apparently will work on Linux.

I guess I can try it on the laptop...

I wish they had Command and Conquer @GOG.

For anyone unfamiliar with M.U.L.E. it was an awesome multi-player game back in the 80s:


I think the same guys made a game called "Mail Order Monsters" which was also multi-player, although it was only head-to-head instead of a 4 player.

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Apparently, this local pastor has caused a bit of a stir.  The local radio guys say it has gone viral nationally, Nautical Shore about that.

I love the "...I'm not worth your Red Lobster money?!..." bit.

I will reserve judgement until I hear Big Chicken's take on this...

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Quote from: Corona Kitty on August 17, 2022, 10:10:06 PMRent free.

Daniel,

You seem prone to fantasize about yourself.

Do you often masturbate while thinking about your own clownclone making sweet man-love to you?

It is good to see that you have JaxTard as well as K_Dubb in the ranks of your loyal fans!

Das is wunderbar!

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Are y'all trying to have a "super-spreader" party all up in hear?

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If the Effen Bee Eye focused more on investigating the rampant fraud surrounding the last Presidential election (which K_Dubb and I clearly won) instead of simultaneously propping up the loser usurper currently in the White House and this other loser former occupant of the White House, I would have one less item on my long list of Shit to Fix.

I am happy to announce that as of today, the Effen Bee Eye will be part of a three-pronged MAPA program focused like a laser on retiring the top three Three Letter Agencies.  This will of course include the Aye Arr Ehhs and See Eye Ayy.

You can take that to the Bank (less my 25% cut), Jack!

Hear, Musaks that is on one of two MAPA lists:


pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted in the elevator?"

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Quote from: Corona Kitty on August 17, 2022, 08:36:22 PMJealous of you? (LOL) quite frankly I don't know anything about you. You're just another insignificant poster on this website.

Daniel,

Don't be so sad and angry!

K_Dubb loves you and your show.

It's not so bad, you have at least one fan!

Maybe you could talk to him?

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Quote from: Corona Kitty on August 17, 2022, 07:52:05 PMYour co hosting of the gabcast, (LOL) about 10 people listened to that shit.

Daniel,

You seem jealous?

I am sure eMCee would be happy to do one with you.

As long as you don't puss out like you did that one time...

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*bump*

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Quote from: Corona Kitty on August 17, 2022, 06:46:02 PMI didn't realize my comment about your appearance on the gabcast would go to your head.

Lolz

Daniel,

My opinion that your "Myke Hideous" persona is both fake and gay, predates my co-hosting of any GabCast.

You might find a post by me about it if you search through the original thread for "End of Days Radio"

Hear:

Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 25, 2013, 03:45:45 PM... Not sure what the rules are here, i don't know if i can mention my show. However, I do give a shout out to this web-site on the podcast. If you are extremely bored, and have 3 hours to kill. Take a listen, now i warn you, the sound quality is not the best. But i think we've had some pretty good guest these last 2 shows, we've done.  The show is called end of days radio, we are hosted on ninjashoes.net Also on youtube.


I recommend listening to, the last show we did with ghost medium, Rob Gutro. Also the show with Myke Hideous.

rob gutro

End of Days Radio - Episode 6 - Halloween Episode with Ghost Medium Rob Gutro

around the 2 hours and 15 min mark, we talk about art bell and this site and noory


myke hideous

End of Days Radio - Episode 5 - Myke Hideous and Magic Reality


Sound quality is still a work in progress, we will improve this as well as the show in general. Thanks to anyone who takes the time to listen, i think we are fairly entertaining. Please feel free to ridicule or bury the show completely, or suggestions. Thanks again, love this web-site.

Somewhere in that thread I express the opinion that your "Micheal DeconHydeous" persona's voice filter sounds robotic, fake, and gay.

Well, back then the gay part might have been implied, but whatever.

Anyway, you suck.  And your wit does not match the size of your ego.

Have a nice life, loser!

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