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Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on June 14, 2008, 07:34:57 AM...I did find myself wondering what it would have been like to hear a full Shatner show with Art hosting.
QuoteWho's listening to this drivel?
Quote from: EvilKurisu on June 14, 2008, 11:14:41 PMGeorge...you suck and you are revelling in something that has not been your own doing, you are riding on the success of a great man yet act as if you built this shit yourself.
Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on June 14, 2008, 03:00:28 AM2. "Does Captain Kirk believe in extraterrestrials?"
Quote from: VictoriaPandora on June 17, 2008, 06:08:21 PMOh, I just went to that site...must be too many people waiting in line for it or something."http://www.abc.net.au/science/planetslayer/greenhouse_calc.htm." cannot be found. It might have been removed, had its name changed, or be temporarily unavailable.
Quote from: VictoriaPandora on June 17, 2008, 05:57:39 PMYeah, exactly... it is a fake McDonalds sign of a holographic mock-up on the moon...of the original show.Eat more toothpaste, you will learn to love it:)
Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on June 14, 2008, 03:00:28 AM...and he once auctioned a kidney stone for $75,000 and donated the money to Habitat For Humanity.
Quote from: Michael Vandeven on June 18, 2008, 01:37:16 AMcaller: my sister and i were molested by a shadow person when we were children.george: did he have a hat?
Quote from: Michael Vandeven on June 18, 2008, 02:27:53 AMheh i didn't hear the show. i just thought i'd take the hat question from the other shadow person caller and apply it to this one for comedic purposes.
Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on June 18, 2008, 03:13:25 PMI wasn't sure. It was funny but you must understand, I'm still confused as to the importance of THE HAT as it applies to Shadow People.If I was a Shadow Person, What kind of hat would I wear? Hmmmm...
Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on June 18, 2008, 11:55:14 PM...George starts off a quip with "I've watched the evolution of the car-phone, from the beginning, with the car actually attached to the interior dashboard....".
Quote from: Charles on April 14, 2008, 07:40:35 PMThey should put this in front of George everynight before the show begins ... with a big red flashing bulb above it ... just as a reminder.
Quote from: davboz on June 21, 2008, 06:02:51 AMI'm TELLING YOU! He HAS begun to think first! He said NOTHING. And now, more often, counts on the hope that the listeners just think they "missed it" ~ and didn't quite hear him. Don't miss these subtle features in the evolving performance of an idiot.
Quote from: EvB on June 21, 2008, 09:28:42 AMIn that "be careful what you wish for" way, the apparent lack of intelligence of the people who're allowed though his screening process says that either 1) George refuses to be challenged or - more likely - 2) fewer people with interesting things to say bother to call.
Quote from: Michael Vandeven on June 22, 2008, 04:21:32 PMyou've worked really hard and put a lot of time into these show rundowns. if ANYBODY deserves a break, it's you.
Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on June 22, 2008, 05:20:11 PM I might press the CEO (the wife) to okay an 11th hour streamlink expenditure, which would make it easier on my sleeping routine which unfortunately has to change for the next little while.
Quote from: davboz on June 21, 2008, 06:02:51 AMI'm TELLING YOU! He HAS begun to think first! And it does him no real good.Just new humor for me. This is the reason for the many beautifully yet dismayingly funny quotes (such as the above) lately evolving into what I'm calling Noory's Balls of Consonants. It must have come to his attention that people have actually noticed these fetid gems so he THINKS first now, (about everything but the guest, caller, and/or topic) and, launching into some desperate attempt at intelligent response, catches himself, letting his words descend into a 2 or 3 syllable non-word, fading as the guest speaks over him just in time. He said NOTHING. And now, more often, counts on the hope that the listeners just think they "missed it" ~ and didn't quite hear him. Don't miss these subtle features in the evolving performance of an idiot.