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Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 20, 2017, 11:03:34 PM
The local Martinez Police sent 2 officers out to locate Falkie's STOLEN IPad, however they could not hear the "ping" in the suspects (the BLACK MAN, that smokes Newport Menthol cigarettes) due to the WIND CHIMES...so they had NO choice but to tell the accompanying S.W.A.T. UNIT to go home, they told George....sorry, but we could not hear the pings due to the WIND CHIMES....

*dies laughing*

Oh, George! Sigh.

Quote from: CozyRozie on June 20, 2017, 09:47:08 PM
but regardless of my nostalgia for the sweet angelic purity, and to pizzd you-allOFF I'm going to pay for the IPAD and arrange with the Apple so his Higness Falkiness can pick it up at the store of his fat=ass convenience OR it wiil be senda (uew'RE bad brig) to his dump,via UPS so he can have full assurance that I was not collaborating with MV, (again).

Please please tell me you're really doing this, because I'm dying to see this social experiment in action. I'll pitch in $50.

Quote from: brig ☕ on June 20, 2017, 09:25:59 PM
All George needs to do to find his ipad, is go out on the porch, and look around and see who has a wind chime.  Easy Peasy!!

Silly Old George!!!!   :

Somehow I missed the whole wind chime thing. Was that in the video? I can't watch it again. What happened with wind chimes?

Quote from: brig ☕ on June 20, 2017, 08:07:47 PM
LOL's

I don't think any of us will be agitated.  We've all done it.  Some of us more than once.  He puts his paypal account under each and every video, for anyone to send him cash.

copy/paste

As my Ipad WAS stolen yesterday and may well be gone forever, Paypal donations would be appreciated to enable me to buy a replacement.

Please donate at :


https://www.paypal.me/georgesenda



I will look forward to seeing the video he does to thank you!!!

If you change your mind, we will all understand. 

I missed this request for donations in the video description. I think he's hoping his 700 other non-Bellgab subscribers will open their hearts and their wallets to his plight. He did have TWO DETECTIVES on the scene hunting down his iPad, after all. They have all the time in the world to march around apartment complexes with GPS trackers, looking for guilty neighbors.

If I hadn't just paid a small fortune in veterinarian bills, I'd be tempted to order him a "new" refurbished (so: affordable) iPad direct from the Apple Store. Just to see if he's truly happy to have a new, non-cracked one or if he complains that he wanted cash instead. That would be the definitive proof for any doubters that this is a cash-grab scheme.

Now he's going to read this and call me more names. 😑

I can't find The iPad Bandit in yesterday's police response log, but I might be missing it.

http://www.cityofmartinez.org/civicax/filebank/blobdload.aspx?BlobID=16053

I miss the days when we all listened to Art Bell together over here. Art could do so much to restore peace, harmony and goodwill if he would just come back.

Yesterday's Martinez Crime Log is up. I don't have time to read it right now.

http://www.cityofmartinez.org/civicax/filebank/blobdload.aspx?BlobID=16053

Quote from: Damon on June 20, 2017, 11:10:59 AM
this is what falkie wrote in the comments on his youtube video

just sent Errinn the Sewergab turncoat some of the numerous messages from Apple saying my Ipad made a sound that the Find Your Ipad app sent me throughout the day and also the name, phone # and email of the officer who came out with a second officer who walked around the complex with their phones trying to hear the ping coming off the Ipad but couldn't because the apartment their phones were showing on the map had loud wind chimes in front of it and they couldn't hear. They spent an hour in front of my building trying to find it. I called Apple 3 times trying to find out how to narrow down the search so I could locate where it was because the thief kept turning the Ipad on and off all day in an effort to get it to work. The last ping was at 6 PM and I have the email proof that it was still IN this apartment comolex somewhere. I have a pretty good idea where. It is locked up as Apple helped me lock it remotely so the thief cannot use it. I did the video on my broken screen Ipad and spent over $1,000 in monthly payments paying for the stolen Ipad. But like so many on Sewergab who have professed friendship, I, once again, get the knife in the back from Errin. I wonder how much Heather Wade or MV paid her to turn on me or did she do it just to call me a liar ? I hope its warm in the infernal regions when she dies and is punished for her treachery by a power higher than mine.

I can't find the message/email he mentions in the first sentence. I'm not calling him a liar, I'm just saying I checked my email and inboxes and don't see anything. Tired of talking about it though. Like, OK, that was exciting, next crisis please.

Quote from: Damon on June 20, 2017, 11:16:19 AM
Falkie said that you got money from Heather Wade and/or MV. Falkie is crazy.

I missed that part. In his long comment? I skimmed over it, much like everyone in this thread understandably does with mine.

But yeah, ok - I WANT MY CUT NOW, MV/Heather!

Quote from: Damon on June 20, 2017, 11:13:57 AM
more info from george
IF I can figure out how to track it down with my Android phone I might be able to find it but by now the power may be out on it. If they try to sell it, the police have the serial number of the Ipad and the glass has a small crack on it and is easily identifiable and only I have the code to unlock it. I will just save up for another Ipad and will never leave my screen door open again while I sleep. In 11 years and 9 months, no one ever came into my apartment before that did not belong here. I even cleaned off most of my Imac desk while I was on hold. That's how long I was sitting in this chair roasting my body in the heat even with the fan on.

and more
As Marlon Brando :

" If I were a PAID  working actor would I make up a story of being out of cat food and ask for shekels to feed a clowder of poor orphan cats ?
Guido, show her what the Godfather does to those who disrespects his cats and don't be gentle about it. "
TheErinnF
TheErinnF9 hours ago
George Senda OKAYYYYY. I can only say I'm sorry so many times! Goodnight, George. LOCK YOUR DOOR!!!!!

Yeah, that's me. I'm a turncoat traitor, a PILGRIM and some other stuff, which made me laugh. (That's a compliment to George.) I want to either shake him or help him help himself, depending on my mood. Little common sense things like telling him to secure his pricey possessions if he's going to sleep with his door open.

Hell, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I want everyone to be happy.

My boss is going to kill me if I don't get some work done. Then I'LL be the one making YouTube videos.

As Falkie's primary fan base, we need to support him with warm words of encouragement to set up a Patreon account. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him ... whenever he is motivated enough to go fishing. 

Quote from: effluenza on June 20, 2017, 04:50:38 AM
How can a guy who claims to be destitute own not one but two iPads? I work full time and can't even afford one.

Yeah, I can swing a Kindle, which is the poor (wo)man's iPad.

I woke up and told myself I'm not getting sucked into Falkie drama today.

Then I somehow ended up in this thread again.

Martinez must be like Mayberry. I live in the very violent city of Memphis. If you slept with your door open here, you'd get your throat slit. I can't fathom it.

Quote from: Inside Man on June 20, 2017, 06:05:21 AM
The Rhombus of Rust has received a communique that includes a tiny detail left out of the official narrative. Can you spot it?

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From: George Senda <falkie2013@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Jun 19, 2017 at 10:00 AM
Subject: My ipad was stolen while I was sleeping
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It was 95 in my living room & I have to keep my front door open because if I don't the living room where I sleep is unlivable.
I went to sleep about 430 am and had my Ipad next to me on the bed attached to the charging cable.
The garbage trucks woke me up about 15 minutes ago and I put my shorts on to put out the dry cat food and throw something down the chute.
I came back in and stepped on a menthol cigarette and went " what the hell ? ".
I've never touched a cigarette in my life since I tried one of my Mothers Kents in 1962 when I was 10 and promptly threw up.
I went to make coffee and looked at my bed and found my Ipad gone.
Whoever it was did not take my broken one.
I just called the police and through Apples track my ipad they have apparently found it and are headed to that location.
I hope they recover it and whomever stole it does not wipe out my data.
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I've already been chewed out John Wayne-style, so I'm not going to say that I hate it when someone stands over me and smokes and steals things while I sleep.

MISS SCARLET! IN THE KITCHEN! WITH A BIC LIGHTER!

Quote from: Northern Lights on June 20, 2017, 01:47:53 AM
Haha this is great. I have a 2000 RAV4 and other than some brake wear it's hardly ever needed repairs. And it's never broken down either. The early RAV's are known to be targeted by thieves and I find myself worrying sometimes if mine will still be sitting wherever it's parked. It would be heartbreaking to lose it that way. Maybe not Senda level stolen iPad level heartbreaking though. 

They're suddenly stealing them here too. I would scream with anguish if that happened to me. Worse, they're robbing banks and people in them. I'm always half-expecting the cops to show up in my driveway. Suddenly I'm rolling in a gangster car. I blame Kanye West.

Sheeezus, when somebody calls you "Pilgrim," it's time to call it a night.

I cracked my back molar into 4 pieces over the weekend. I'm feeling high on Vicodin and weepy at the same time. I feel so sorry for myself all of a sudden, with people calling me a turncoat pilgrim and telling me, in so many words, to burn in hell -- and all the while to the beat of a throbbing tooth.

*sniff*

I feel like we need a relationship counselor now. Somebody send him a new iPad.

This whole day has been weird. My mouth hurts, my cat got diagnosed with asthma, my Sherlock Holmes hat is too big, people are kinda yelling at me and I'm tired and confused. None of us are safe in our beds. None of us.

*wanders off to find a sleeping pill*

Well ... damn. 😩😩😩 Do I at least get a "Sewergab Turncoat" T-shirt? 😩

Quote from: brig ☕ on June 20, 2017, 12:57:21 AM
I also saved this screenshot of George mourning and crying over his stolen ipad, just for the record. I know he was trying to pretend he was just yawning, but we all know ...

LOL -- awwww!

Quote from: brig ☕ on June 20, 2017, 12:50:45 AM
It was probably you I learned about Dan Bell from then instead of Rally.  My bad. 

I think a lot of people love Dan Bell! If not, they should! His earliest stuff is the best. I also like his Film It channel over there.

My brother and I got inspired by him and tried to film a video of an abandoned church out here. We lasted about 4 minutes before a homeless guy sat up in a pew and scared the bejeezus out of us. It didn't even make for good footage -- just cheap shoes running in grass as two grown-ass adults sprint across a field.

So many words, so much drama. I'm going to bed. Goodnight, Brig. Goodnight, Sewergabbers. Goodnight, George Senda. Goodnight, George Noory. Goodnight, moon.

Quote from: brig ☕ on June 20, 2017, 12:28:32 AM
I plan to watch the videos of that YouTube channel reviewer that Rally posted. Who knows what treasures might be discovered there.

There's also the abandoned buildings guy, Dan Bell.  I love his videos too.  I think Rally found him also, I could be wrong...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjU-Cwjfqbo2hMRItlXwnnQ

I LOVE DAN BELL!

I support him financially on Patreon. He sends his patrons signed prints from his videos as a thank-you each month. He recently came here to Memphis to do a dead-mall video (Hickory Ridge). I got giddy -- back in the day, I worked there as a teen. I won an award for selling the most telescopes in a telescope store. It was like winning an Oscar, but in a mall. I kicked some serious telescope-selling ass, if I do say so myself.

If only Falkie realized that just a few small patrons add up to monthly BANK on Patreon, he could buy a gold-plated $1K iPad every MONTH. He wouldn't have to churn out epically detailed stories about early(ish)-morning masked iPad bandits.

Quote from: brig ☕ on June 20, 2017, 12:11:38 AM
I found your comment, and gave it a like. I also took a screenshot of the comment George made about the stolen $4 just for the record.

That $4 comment kind of broke my heart. But then I slapped myself hard, told myself to QUIT IT and quickly switched over to a cougar-bait, green-haired dude playing video games before I could be hypnotized.

If that doesn't work, I'll watch Callan's Calorie Porn for a while. He recently reviewed a meatloaf wrapped in bacon. I love him so much.


https://youtu.be/iOh6fF-1nTY

I left him a caring and honest comment on that video in an attempt to stick to my values and not smack-talk. I will probably be blocked and deleted, but at least I spoke my truth. I did it for the Toyota Tribe. He's not a current member, but he is in spirit.

Quote from: Chefist on June 19, 2017, 09:57:21 PM
Hmmm...let's see what others say,. bro! because I know who Venix is! And most will be surprised! As I have apologies to give!

And only this thread would have this drama! hahahah 

Please tell me it's Kathy.

Quote from: 初音ミク 追加する on June 19, 2017, 11:12:29 PM
First gen RAV4's were good cars the Second gen RAV4's had the best body styling but the engine and trannys sucked. I really wish Toyota would have used the Tacoma drivetrain in the second gen RAV4 instead of the fucking Camry drivetrain. The 1AZ-FE is a head bolt stripping turd and the transmissions were fucked.

Toyota, Y U NO PUT Tacoma 2RZ-FE in RAV4?

The most kick-ass comment I've read in months. FOOK FALKIE -- let's talk about old Toyotas.

Quote from: brig ☕ on June 19, 2017, 11:07:44 PM
I just woke up, it's 1AM.  I am reviewing all the posts, and will watch the video as soon as I catch up on the posts, with my coffee.  I can't believe all this happened while I was sleeping.

It's been a red-letter day in Falkie FunLand. We have come to a new and tantalizing milestone. One for the books. Right up there with That One Time at Walmart.

Quote from: Damon on June 19, 2017, 10:58:13 PM
Toyota does makes good cars and trucks. My toyota tacoma had over 250,000 miles on it. I made sure that I got the preventive maintenance on it.

SEE! Those were the good old days, before Something Happened to Toyotas. The newer RAV4 models look like they should be named Douche4. I weep with longing for the past.

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on June 19, 2017, 11:00:28 PM
Maybe the I-pad theif is Arts stalker? Make sense.

There is a anti-bellgabber criminal out there. 1st he went after Art Now Senda. Hell bent on destroying our beloved entertainers.

So George Noory is safe, bless his heart. 😉

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on June 19, 2017, 07:36:58 PM
Falkie's last post here.

Even back then, he's talking about a Prius. Jesus Christ and Mary, Mother of Toyota. I never thought a Prius would permeate so many corners of my brain, but GAWD DAMN if he doesn't say it about 5,000 times a week. Just shoot me. The next time I see a Prius, I'll probably be triggered to the point of irrational and unholy rage.

I have a '99 RAV4. It is awesome. It has NEVER broken down (knock on wood) and I even lived in it for a while. It has 208,146 miles on it. Everyone calls it a hoopty, but I call it a temple. Someday I'll get it bronzed, like a baby's shoe, and then they can bury me in it. They don't make cars like mine anymore. Everyone bow the hell down before it.

So yeah, if he were striving for a hoopty RAV4, I would high-five him. But a Prius? Car for little California bitches.

Something bad is happening to me, like the essence of "vaguely lovable Bellgab" is finally infecting me with troll juice. I blame the Masked Morning-Stalker iPad Bandit of Martinez. That was a traumatic story. I expect to have nightmares.

Quote from: Damon on June 19, 2017, 09:05:37 PM
if falkie can get an IPAD that cost over a $1000 bucks, he is a scammer. fuck him. He will not be getting a penny from me.

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT! EXCELLENT POINT!

An iPad costs about $400 bucks. Where did he get his? From a NIGERIAN BARRISTER? (Was that offensive? Do we have any Nigerians in this thread? If so, sorry. Here's a flag: 🇳🇬)

I was feeling somewhat numb with depression today, so I guess I can at least thank Falkie for waking me up with his Most Ridiculous Story I Have Ever Heard In My Life Ever and Ever and Ever and Ever and Ever Times Infinity. I can still feel some feelings!

He yawns in the middle of this horrible story about a stranger who broke into his place and took stuff on his bed while he was sleeping.

"If I find them, I told the police that I WILL prosecute them."

NEWSFLASH: If someone breaks into your apartment and robs you while you sleep, the DISTRICT ATTORNEY does that for you.

I guess I'm just mad as hell because he thinks we're all idiots. I keep trying to find the reason for my visceral reaction to this video. Let's chalk it up to hormones and the position of the planets. Possibly the date. Must check with The Numbers Lady.

Didn't we go through this already with "the black guy" at Walmart? He, what, came up and snatched money out of Kathy's hand and sprinted off like Usain Bolt?

Quote from: Meatie Pie on June 19, 2017, 08:19:36 PM
This is part of the long game to get the resources for his 'land' somewhere out there.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 19, 2017, 08:07:43 PM
Exactly.  1AM  Ding - notification received.  2AM Ding - notification received.    3:30AM Ding -  notification received.     5:00AM Ding - notification received.

He's doomed.   It's Kinks time for him.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_57hFyRY8E

How does he know that "someone here in the building stole it"? If he does have Find My iPad turned on and it's showing his building address on the map, he probably lost it in his own damn apartment.

He broke it himself. I just watched that video again in morbid fascination and I've never heard so many ridiculous little details in a "hey, a stranger came in my apartment while I was asleep (and stole my MOST PRECIOUS POSSESSION OFF MY PILLOW)" story in my life.