George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

... It is like he skipped out of class early when they were talking about cliff-hangers and keeping an audience's attention.

One thing he does which used to bug me - but not anymore since now I'm above all that lol - is he doesn't get how to pace an interview, so it slowly builds towards an intriguing direction.  Unlike Art or Knapp, who are masters at this, George will blurt out within the first 5 mins. of an interview the obvious "big question" which shouldn't happen till we've built some suspenseful context. 

Like the other night with Graham Hancock, he asks right off the bat "Do you think E.T.'s have something to do with all these amazing civilizations?"  I mean we all know eventually it's going there, but how about a little background story first?

[JesusJuice]

First hour tonight is "Lunatics & Werewolves".

[zeebo]

Damn, that lineup is worse than daytime TV.  Oprah, The Pseudo Doctors... gag.

What? That is daytime tv.  (Minus the one good part which is staring aghast at the audience members).

[Here We Go Again]

Jorch and son.  Too bad his poor son's mother or grandma wasn't available to play ball.

Jorch looks like a lame Super Mario.

I recall that photo when Coast put it on Twitter a while back. I think I recall -- although I admit I could be wrong -- it shows George Noory having a "left-handed batter" helmet. With the protective ear piece on his right side. Meaning his stance is right of the plate. I think switch hitters carry two protective ear pieces on both sides of the helmet.

Does that mean George Noory is left handed? I also noted that he bats without gloves -- something few experienced players would do. I look over at his son, who seems to wearing a right-handed batter's helmet and appears to be using proper batting gloves.

But the telling bit, from what I recall, is how George Noory failed get even a piece of the throws. None. He whiffed on every pitch. Even though he's in his mid sixties, any guy who was once proficient as he claims he was in youth would have enough "instinct" to at least make up for older age by getting some pitches, for sure. Like reading the ball and making the swing before it's right over the plate. By then, it's too late. Didn't he remember that? After all, he was self-professed as "Sooooooo good," in his own words.

I mean, look at that age 60s-something NFL coach Pete Carroll, who appeared to be some quarterback in his younger days. I think was shown on YouTube at a Seattle Seahawks practice being able to make a three-step drop and throw a regulation NFL football spiral from maybe 30 to 40 years way directly into a basketball net. Looks like he never forget, even being older and slower, no doubt.

I was just surprised, hearing Noory brag all about his great prowess in his youth, seem to forget batting fundamentals. Maybe that's just me -- but things didn't seem to "add up" to support his claims.     

[starrmtn001]

First hour tonight is "Lunatics & Werewolves".

Is that a pseudonym for "BellGab & 4chan?"   Do I have it bass-ackwards? :

[Zetaspeak]

First hour tonight is "Lunatics & Werewolves".

That's an odd mix. While reading it at first I thought  it said  Lunatics  & Weirdos. Which would fit together  more 

[starrmtn001]

Jorch and son.  Too bad his poor son's mother or grandma wasn't available to play ball.

Jorch looks like a lame Super Mario.

OMG!  You're right!

[Here We Go Again]

I got a kick out of that "Lunch With George" bit. First, the "Coast" website gets the actual name of the Sherman Oaks restaurant wrong, From what I know, it's called "The Great Greek," with the "The" as part of the name that should be uppercase. Instead, the brilliance of "Coast" names it the "Great Greek." With the "the" lowercase. Nice "work" [in quotes].

Further, listeners have to chuckle at the concept. Foolish listeners will no doubt have to "foot the bill" to allow George Noory, his producer and "special guests" to get a free lunch at the foolish fans' expense. I don't know the details -- nor would any sane person -- but even after getting the name of the restaurant wrong in all references, it appears to be another bit to separate "loyal fans" of the show from their money.

From those who said they were setting up some "charities to assist listeners" -- and have failed to provide any information to back those claims -- now comes the "free lunch at your sorry expense bit," I suspect.

[albrecht]

That's an odd mix. While reading it at first I thought  it said  Lunatics  & Weirdos. Which would fit together  more 

Well, both are controlled by the moon so make actual sense, if you believe in the moon controlling human behavior and in lycanthropy*- how a hollow, artificially built satellite that we never visited but had Kubrick fake can control both is a bit beyond believably by me.

* I hope Kevin will call in.

[albrecht]

I got a kick out of that "Lunch With George" bit. First, the "Coast" website gets the actual name of the Sherman Oaks restaurant wrong, From what I know, it's called "The Great Greek," with the "The" as part of the name that should be uppercase. Instead, the brilliance of "Coast" names it the "Great Greek." With the "the" lowercase. Nice "work" [in quotes].

Further, listeners have to chuckle at the concept. Foolish listeners will no doubt have to "foot the bill" to allow George Noory, his producer and "special guests" to get a free lunch at the foolish fans' expense. I don't know the details -- nor would any sane person -- but even after getting the name of the restaurant wrong in all references, it appears to be another bit to separate "loyal fans" of the show from their money.

From those who said they were setting up some "charities to assist listeners" -- and have failed to provide any information to back those claims -- now comes the "free lunch at your sorry expense bit," I suspect.

I'm guessing it will another "and tap water for my guests" while he swills wine.

[albrecht]

Talking to animals is fine. Animals talking to you is not.

One of my favorite sort of recent guests was an ex-cop from Spokane who became a animal psychic. She "discovered" her powers at a party at a neighbor's house, as I recall, when a bird was dying. She also mentioned that she has lost friends and some relationships when she decided to "go with" her new career as a modern day Dr. Dolittle.

[Here We Go Again]

I'm guessing it will another "and tap water for my guests" while he swills wine.

Further, as much as we see George Noory with tall glasses of wine, ponder whether he is operating a motor vehicle afterwards. Odd how even the official "Coast" twitter feed posts those photos -- and in the made-up novel "Night Talk" the main character admits to drinking wine after the show.

Unless he has a driver, that well may be Driving While Intoxicated or Driving While Impaired and people have to question that for real. But we all know George Noory would never do that? As much as he claims to support law enforcement?

[ItsOver]

Words to live by.  Are you listening Kevin?

He's too busy shape-shifting into some kind of Philipino mammal.

[ItsOver]

One thing he does which used to bug me - but not anymore since now I'm above all that lol - is he doesn't get how to pace an interview, so it slowly builds towards an intriguing direction.  Unlike Art or Knapp, who are masters at this, George will blurt out within the first 5 mins. of an interview the obvious "big question" which shouldn't happen till we've built some suspenseful context. 

Like the other night with Graham Hancock, he asks right off the bat "Do you think E.T.'s have something to do with all these amazing civilizations?"  I mean we all know eventually it's going there, but how about a little background story first?

Imagine what Jorch must be like having sex.  Sorry for that image.

[zeebo]

Imagine what Jorch must be like having sex.  Sorry for that image.

And I was trying so hard not to use that analogy.   (for public safety reasons)

[Dateline]

Imagine what Jorch must be like having sex.  Sorry for that image.

He is probably like his batting average.  A swing over the plate and a miss.

[ItsOver]

I'm guessing it will another "and tap water for my guests" while he swills wine.

Jorch's wine selection, behind his head.

[akwilly]

He is probably like his batting average.  A swing over the plate and a miss.

Or like the great movie, Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[albrecht]

He is probably like his batting average.

Especially since his smooth-talking, bolo-wearing, with the well coiffed silver locks wing-man RCH has split over Norry welshing on a bet.

[21st Century Man]

Jorch's wine selection, behind his head.

Is that how many bottles he goes through during a night?  It is no wonder the show sucks!

[ItsOver]

And I was trying so hard not to use that analogy.   (for public safety reasons)

I appreciate that, Zeeb.  I still have Starmtn's squirrel porn imbedded in my brain. 

[ItsOver]

Is that how many bottles he goes through during a night?  It is no wonder the show sucks!

Night?  Hell, that's probably just the dinner ration.

[albrecht]

Jorch's wine selection, behind his head.

[Dateline]

Jorch's wine selection, behind his head.

I find it particularly telling that  you have a half dozen bottles of wine behind Norry, and none behind the other gent who must be a tea tottler or a water and lemon drinker.  That half dozen is just gearing up for the appetizer course.

[Zetaspeak]

Imagine what Jorch must be like having sex.  Sorry for that image.

/ Reported

[zeebo]

Lol "Water for my friends".  And maybe a little something from the dinner mint bowl.

[starrmtn001]

"Water for my friends". 

And beer for my horses!

[starrmtn001]

/ Reported

+1 TO INFINITY!!!

[Here We Go Again]

Yes, like the photo "Coast" felt compelled to post. Showing George Noory perhaps ingesting alcohol. Then, do we know whether he is operating a motor vehicle afterwards on city, state or county highways and streets?

All we know is that "Coast" posted this on their official Twitter feed, with no clarification of whether George Noory drove away from that meeting behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. Maybe sunglasses to attempt to hide bloodshot eyes?

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3.0;attach=83609;image
     

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Hey, where's Venus ?  The Snooron just played her theme song.