whites invented asian martial arts

[abbajc]

here proof 

when alexander the great army took over india they brought with them pankration
and many offshoots of it which spread though asia which gave birth to kung fu karate
muay thai among others

[West of the Rockies]

Here proofreading would be good....

[Eddie Coyle]

    White ninjas?

[Sardondi]

Here proofreading would be good....

I think we should invent our own malaprops and typos. How about...
"Whites Invented Asian Marital Acts" (and then watch the Battle of the Kama Sutra, although no one would believe it, of for no other reason than no one over 5' 2" can contort like that)
"White Invested Asian Maritime Arks"
"Whites Inverted Asian Marsupial Aards"
"Whites Invented Amish Marital Arts" (this is news?)
and so on

[West of the Rockies]

I like those, Sardondi... Unfortunately, due to circumcisions beyond my control, I don't think I can top your offerings.  However, I can say without fear of contraception that malapropisms are pretty funny.   

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

here proof 

when alexander the great army took over india they brought with them pankration
and many offshoots of it which spread though asia which gave birth to kung fu karate
muay thai among others

I hear that son.





Wasn't Alex after the 3 Kingdoms period?

[West of the Rockies]

I miss Chris Farley....

Regarding my above comment, I want to point out that I did NOT pen those malapropisms.  I think maybe Norm Crosby spoke them...  I just plagiarized them, unintentionally, of course -- here is my mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

[Yorkshire pud]

here proof 

when alexander the great army took over india they brought with them pankration
and many offshoots of it which spread though asia which gave birth to kung fu karate
muay thai among others

Unless; What was intended was thus:




Here you heretics is the proof.


When Alexander with his great army took over India, they brought with them Panktation and many offshoots of it which spread through Asia which gave birth with no punctuation whatsoever too kung fu karate muay thai (a hybrid marital aid, I mean martial art), among others who don't have such vision and I'm quickly getting to the stage of going too far without punctuation, syntax or and en. d.

[West of the Rockies]

I always enjoy your comments, Yorkshire...  Keep up the good work.  Hey, if you are a Star Trek fan, there is a very funny commercial featuring Leonard Nimoy & Quinto (the new guy playing Spock).  I found it today over on another blog -- I hope I'm not breaking any rules here -- named Balloon Juice.

[MV/Liberace!]

I found it today over on another blog -- I hope I'm not breaking any rules here -- named Balloon Juice.

if you or anyone else mention a blog on this forum ever again, i swear by god and sonny jesus you will all visit the infirmary. every last motherfucker in here.



only kidding.

[MV/Liberace!]

when alexander the great army took over india they brought with them pankration
and many offshoots of it which spread though asia which gave birth to kung fu karate
muay thai among others

well... i'm sold.

[Yorkshire pud]

It's plankton... That's what's been throwing us..Plankton...


Okay..nothing to see now, it makes perfect sense.

[West of the Rockies]

Wait... I thought plankton was invented in China!  Okay, well, I see I need to take a basic math class again.  I are so dumb....

[Yorkshire pud]

Wait... I thought plankton was invented in China!  Okay, well, I see I need to take a basic math class again.  I are so dumb....

Sure are!! Plankton comes under biiiloogyyy ..or sumfink. Cyence. Yeah, Cyence

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Rickson by armbar.

[Sardondi]

...When Alexander with his great army took over India, they brought with them Panktation and many offshoots of it which spread through Asia which gave birth with no punctuation whatsoever too kung fu karate muay thai (a hybrid marital aid, I mean martial art), among others who don't have such vision and I'm quickly getting to the stage of going too far without punctuation, syntax or and en. d.

I think you meant to say that this is where the Shrove Tuesday Pancake Races in England came from. Right? Hello?

[West of the Rockies]

Oh, dear... we've really rather jumped on poor aabajc, haven't we?  Poor chap won't risk posting here again anytime soon.  He/She could be a well-intentioned person who just needs to sharpen the old composition skills.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I bet Aristotle had a hand in this too. It was probably his idea.

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh, dear... we've really rather jumped on poor aabajc, haven't we?  Poor chap won't risk posting here again anytime soon.  He/She could be a well-intentioned person who just needs to sharpen the old composition skills.

that's true, and on one level it kinda sucks that this was our reaction, but you also have to consider the fact that the only method of communication we have here is the written word.  it would be no different than if someone were a guest on a radio show, where the only method of communication is speech, and the guest spoke with a profound speech impediment.  people would notice it, and it definitely would interfere with the guest's message, whatever that might be.

[abbajc]

i believe whites invented asian martial arts

[onan]

i believe whites invented asian martial arts

I believe whites invented pancakes.

[abbajc]

serious answers please

[onan]

Who the fuck cares who invented/discovered any form of martial arts? Taking credit for anything due to one's ethnicity is worthless. Go do something worth doing and make your life better.

[Yorkshire pud]

serious answers please

(Clears throat)...ahem... Answers to what? You made a statement based on your presumably well researched and verified investigations. That data has been peer reviewed and reproduced by independent fellow researchers..thus (and this is the kicker) confirming your original hypothesis.


So...what answer is it you seek?


Do I break out my chemistry set and start heating up liquids and material in test tubes over a Bunsen burner?


C'mon man, help us here.

[abbajc]

(Clears throat)...ahem... Answers to what? You made a statement based on your presumably well researched and verified investigations. That data has been peer reviewed and reproduced by independent fellow researchers..thus (and this is the kicker) confirming your original hypothesis.


So...what answer is it you seek?


Do I break out my chemistry set and start heating up liquids and material in test tubes over a Bunsen burner?


C'mon man, help us here.

i care  do belive that whites invented asian martial arts

[Yorkshire pud]

i care  do belive that whites invented asian martial arts

There are roughly 6500 languages in the world..Are you familiar with any of them? Is it Klingon?

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

i care  do belive that whites invented asian martial arts

I repeat - Wasn't Alexander the Great AFTER the 3 Kingdoms period?

Don't little children without any formal training whatsoever wrestle each other?

Don't most animals wrestle and fight in nature, naturally? (Or is only because they all became wrestling fans in the 50's?)

[Sardondi]

I see this thread has yet to develop a point.

[Eddie Coyle]

        Who invented marital aids? That's much more better than karate.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

        Who invented marital aids? That's much more better than karate.