Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[guildnavigator]

But what about Scott Motherfuckin' Weiland? You wouldn't see his ass in nail-polish or eye-liner. I guaranfuckintee you that.

Bonk



Will you still love him?

[Falkie2013]

How can you pass that up? Imagine the self control you'd need though to contain your excitement at all that attention?

You have NO idea how much self control I have. I used date strippers ( other than my gf during the periodic times we'd break up & weren't talking to each other ) and wound up having to wait in dressing rooms waiting for them to get off work to escort them home.

It was like being locked in a candy shop overnight and all the candy had been locked up for the night and you could smell the fragrance of the candy but couldn't have any.

The fragrances of the perumes on the women and watching them change in front of me drove me almost insane. Like the old vegetable seller used to say :

" Hey, you. You no toucha da fruit ! "

[mikuthing01]

Bonk



Will you still love him?

That guy was always a twink

[Queen]

Shhhhhhhhhh I thought we'd keep it quiet.

LMFAO!!

[pepsiguy]

I once worked at a call center and I was the only guy in my row, surrounded on all sides by cat ladies or women on the way to becoming cat ladies.

During a lull in the usual banter, on a slow day, I wondered outloud if cats were cannibals because both cats and mice were rodents.

"Cats aren't rodents!" They all replied in unison. "Sure they're rodents," I said, "They're fuzzy. They stink. They climb into the cupboard and leave little shit-missiles everywhere. If they're not rodents, what are they?"

None of them knew what they were, but they knew they weren't rodents.

The same thing happens here, sometimes --- and everywhere. You can literally say the stupidest shit which you'd think anyone would realize was a joke, but if you say it without adding a j/k or "NOT!", they'll take your insincere, irreverent post and reply to it with sincerity and earnestness.

That's part of the magic, though.

This whole forum is a wonderful irony/sit com/soap opera.
It's good for at least one good belly laugh per day. That in itself
Makes it worth the money.
By the way, if you're still in contact with those ladies, my big yellow
Tom has been scouring the Craigslist personals to no avail

[Jocko Johnson]

I like to think I am generally a kind hearted soul that doesn't readily bash anyone.  But the starfire doggy girl is just annoying, she might want to keep her day job.  We all can't do just anything we want to do for a living.  She does this thing with her voice, it's horrible.  I listend to the entire show, it's just bad, and no amount of sound improvement will change the annoying inflection in her voice and her choice of words which are bad.  She's just not professional.  And this whole dog star fire naming thing is just hokum, she must sell beads for a living or soap or something.  She thinks she's slick, that is evident, but she's not, she's more comical in my opinion.  I give her credit for trying, but her presumptuousness (dropping names of would be guests like she's a goddess and talking judgementally about the media) when she's a nobody yet, and the tone that she's gonna set us all straight is just obnoxious.  I daresay I know more about the truth in my pinky than she does in her entire little head, and I'm just a, yes, you guessed it, just a stupid LASER jocky (for real)...

Boy for a guy who claims to be such a sweetheart and all around just great regular guy...you sure do judge a lot. I haven't heard this pod cast but you know it's just people getting a forum and doing their thing. Not like jorch who gets paid and claims to be a professional.  You pop in here to always dump on people if they somehow don't agree with you or your ideals...standards or whatever. I have come to learn in my lifetime that guys like you that let things like this and the other things that people say which seem to be bothersome or annoying to you need a self check every once and a while...so look in the mirror Mr.  Wonderful...and what is a laserjock anyway? You tell us you do this in almost every post. They have race tracks that lasers run around and you like ride one?

[Falkie2013]

TI has used these services for years.



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[maren]

If anyone's curious to hear it, here's the new-er intro for Dark Weekend. My imaging guy has to adjust the levels a little bit, but here's the gist of it.

https://soundcloud.com/dark-weekend/newer-intro-dark-weekend

(Yes, that is Ross Mitchell.)

That sounds great!  And, I know it's whack, but hearing Ross Mitchell (I heard Art call him The Voice of God once) makes me feel a little closer to Art.   

[tertiaryimam]

TI has used these services for years.

Et tu, Falkie?

[IcicleTrepan]

really enjoying dark weekend   anyone know of a good player for the dark matter radio stream for android?  Winamp works fine on desktop but not on android for some reason.

[Danger!UFO]

You have NO idea how much self control I have. I used date strippers ( other than my gf during the periodic times we'd break up & weren't talking to each other ) and wound up having to wait in dressing rooms waiting for them to get off work to escort them home.

It was like being locked in a candy shop overnight and all the candy had been locked up for the night and you could smell the fragrance of the candy but couldn't have any.

The fragrances of the perumes on the women and watching them change in front of me drove me almost insane. Like the old vegetable seller used to say :

" Hey, you. You no toucha da fruit ! "

I ran around the town in the 1980's. Damn. What was that place on Baum that had the pizza? Pizza and Go-Go Girls. That was on the sign. Good times.

Chez Kimberly. Edison.

Steely Dan
Rikki Don't Lose That Number:

We hear you're leaving, that's ok
I thought our little wild time had just begun
I guess you kind of scared yourself, you turn and run
But if you have a change of heart

Rikki, don't lose that number
You don't wanna call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki, don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

I have a friend in town, he's heard your name
We can go out driving on Slow Hand Row
We could stay inside and play games, I don't know
And you could have a change of heart

Rikki, don't lose that number
You don't wanna call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki, don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

[break]

You tell yourself you're not my kind
But you don't even know your mind
And you could have a change of heart

Rikki, don't lose that number
You don't wanna call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki, don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

Rikki, don't lose that number
(Rikki, don't lose that number)
Rikki, don't lose that number

Ricky/Rikki. I really miss that girl. She never called. I hope all is well. 

[starrmtn001]

TI has used these services for years.

But did you know about these?

[starrmtn001]

But did you know about these?

Or these?

[starrmtn001]

Or these?

I bet no one knows about this . . . till now.

[ziznak]

That guy was always a twink

yeah last interview I heard him in he let fly that he had been raped by some dude... so... i dunnnnoooo

[Marc.Knight]

The Malliard Report.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSucks.  Sorry for being so judgmental.

[IcicleTrepan]

The Malliard Report.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSucks.  Sorry for being so judgmental.

Kinda agree with you.  I'll reserve judgment for a few more episodes, however this one is a repeat of what was on earlier in the week.

[Falkie2013]

As an offtopic post but because we've been discussing movies of late.

We lost another one today. May he rest in peace and may his family and friends eventually heal from their loss.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/30/showbiz/actor-paul-walker-dies/

RIP.

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[littlechris]

As an offtopic post but because we've been discussing movies of late.

We lost another one today. May he rest in peace and may his family and friends eventually heal from their loss.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/30/showbiz/actor-paul-walker-dies/

RIP.

WOW!! Just saw this too. Fricken SAD! Dude was a good actor and all around good person.

[DanTSX]

As an offtopic post but because we've been discussing movies of late.

We lost another one today. May he rest in peace and may his family and friends eventually heal from their loss.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/30/showbiz/actor-paul-walker-dies/

RIP.

No shit 2jz!

Dude still owes me a 10 second car.

Falkie can your Lexus do anything in 10 seconds besides smoke the cat converter?

[Falkie2013]

WOW!! Just saw this too. Fricken SAD! Dude was a good actor and all around good person.

Like far too many things put on the back burner, I have never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies.
It took me years to finally see 20th Century with John Barrymore and Carole Lombard which I saw about a week ago.

I guess I will have to get one and see what its all about other than really fast cars.

[Falkie2013]

No shit 2jz!

Dude still owes me a 10 second car.

Falkie can your Lexus do anything in 10 seconds besides smoke the cat converter?

I never had a Lexus, damnit ! I had a Prius.
And only played a very early version of GTA a couple of times.
The catalytic converter was bad when we got the car.
We didn't fry it.

If I knew how to do videos as well as some in here, I'd do a tribute to the actor once I saw his movie.

And would it have an all cat cast and call it the Fast and the Furryiest.

[DanTSX]

Like far too many things put on the back burner, I have never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies.
It took me years to finally see 20th Century with John Barrymore and Carole Lombard which I saw about a week ago.

I guess I will have to get one and see what its all about other than really fast cars.

It's kind of pointless to watch them now.

You had to have been there.  Meaning, to be into the whole tuner / motorsports subculture of the very late 90's through early 2000's.

It would be like watching Saturday Night Live now for the first time and trying to get Disco.  You were not there, you will not get it.

F&F was cool because I was there.  We were building all sorts of stupid fast shitboxes and a few nice cars too.  We did a lot of stupid stuff.  It was fucking cool.  We raced shit.  Got into fights.  People stole our cars, and we went back with bats to get them.  We burned out, crashed, picked up bitches, and just wasted time and gas at taco bell.

[Falkie2013]

I'm into cars. Always have been. My schedule back then didn't allow me to see many movies.

[DanTSX]

I'm into cars. Always have been. My schedule back then didn't allow me to see many movies.

well the movies were completely silly and ridiculous.  Pure profiteering on the subculture.

they were laughably inaccurate.

[Jocko Johnson]

I never had a Lexus, damnit ! I had a Prius.
And only played a very early version of GTA a couple of times.
The catalytic converter was bad when we got the car.
We didn't fry it.

If I knew how to do videos as well as some in here, I'd do a tribute to the actor once I saw his movie.

And would it have an all cat cast and call it the Fast and the Furryiest.

Are sure you don't now or never did own a Lexus? Because I thought you did as well...everyone says you did? You know Lexus is made by Toyota and the Prius is a Toyota...but I am sure you don't care as any Lexus is a sweet ride. Which model do you own? Can u post some pix of it? How did you fry the cat...hi-test leaded gas...nitro?

[Falkie2013]

Are sure you don't now or never did own a Lexus? Because I thought you didas well...everyone says you did? You know Lexus is made by Toyota and the Prius is a Toyota...but I am sure you don't care as any Lexus is a sweet ride. Which model do you own? Can u post some pix of it?

I never got a chance to take pictures of it before it got totalled. I did post them on here earlier. The next Prius we get I will take pictures of.
State Farm told us today that because of the holiday, they're short staffed but will probably pay us by sometime next week for our loss.
Then I get to look for another one.
Oh, joy. Took me 6 months to find one we could afford to save up for.
The next one will be a 2007 since it has features the 2002 didn't.



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[DanTSX]

MV said you had a lexus.


Why would he lie?

[DanTSX]

>be paul walker
>be fast and furious
>realize you're about to lose control of porsche
>look over at passenger seat
>start to say "ride or die"
>realize vin deisel isnt there
>there is no riding to be had
>only dying

[Falkie2013]

MV said you had a lexus.


Why would he lie?

MV said I had one and it became a running gag on here for a while.