George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Smoky]

Emerging artists?

There is no way that guy on the right is gay.

[PB the Deplorable]

... that "healer" lady he meant while in the Navy in Viet Nam!

Ok.  That's disturbing.  LMAO!

Shouldn't tease George like that, unless you can give him a lead how to contact her...

[Sybil]

Emerging artists?

oh jethuth chrithe

[Sybil]

[Smoky]

Oh come now dear boy!

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lol!

*shivers*

I bet noory was a boy scout leader in the past. You know, the type that give you inappropriate hugs.

[PB the Deplorable]

[Gumby, Dammit]

That's a scary damn picture right there.

[Mops]

Seriously this is disturbing! Look how evil George looks....he scares me there!

The black jacket is familiar.  I think that was Naval Intelligence Agent Noory trying to convince President Carter to let him go in and free Gary Powers.  Carter asked him to defect instead.

[hillcrest]

that's creepy and funny

[Mops]

The black jacket is familiar.  I think that was Naval Intelligence Agent Noory trying to convince President Carter to let him go in and free Gary Powers.  Carter asked him to defect instead.

Update:  A confused George Noory broke into Gary Powers' home and attempted (unsuccessfully) to kidnap and return him to Russia.

[Mops]

that's creepy and funny

Evening, Miss Hallmark.

George also tried to kidnap the Burger King and return him to Pizza Hut.

[Sybil]

that's creepy and funny

I know...LOL!!!

How ya doin'?

[Sybil]

Right right.But now he's just the asshole next door in the 'burbs of Los Angeles that you don't want to even say HI to!

Oh God!!! Knowin' ol' George, he's pissin' in his own gas tank by mistake! LOL!

[hillcrest]

I know...LOL!!!

How ya doin'?

fine love.. you? 

[hillcrest]

Evening, Miss Hallmark.

Hi Mops!!!! 

[Sybil]

fine love.. you? 

I'm Thuper thanth for athking!

[Smoky]

I'm Thuper thanth for athking!

your lisp is stuck

[Sybil]

your lisp is stuck

that hapenths thumtimes

lol

[valdez]

.....Eric Pearl's concept of transending the technique and reconnecting strings needed more elaboration, but the G-Man was more concerned with his little list of questions that, at best,  shed no light on the subject, and mostly were met with frustration.
     Hoagland tomorrow...oh, joy.

[Is It EEvil?]

LOL!

We don't no steenkin badges!


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Badges?

[Baghdad Bob]

sybil, what video is this graphic of the hot asian chicks from?

[Frys Girl]

Dear George:
Learn from Sarah Palin: QUIT!!!! Just do it. Don't say you're not tempted. Look at her, she quits and her "base" loves her for it. You got nothing to lose, that's for sure.

Last night, George opened with the serial killer story and the way he said it, he thought it was murder mystery audiobook or something. What a moron.

[Sybil]

Dear George:
Learn from Sarah Palin: QUIT!!!! Just do it. Don't say you're not tempted. Look at her, she quits and her "base" loves her for it. You got nothing to lose, that's for sure.

Last night, George opened with the serial killer story and the way he said it, he thought it was murder mystery audiobook or something. What a moron.

That's because stories like that are George porn.

[Sybil]

sybil, what video is this graphic of the hot asian chicks from?

Bob, i wish i could tell ya, but i don't know. If i find out i'll be sure to let you know! ( ^_^ )

   

[Gumby, Dammit]

LOL!

We don't no steenkin badges!


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Badges?

[Frys Girl]

That's because stories like that are George porn.

George - QUIT. When people are criticizing you the lesson is QUIT and tell them that it's just "stymying" LOL... if you can utter the words.

Of course, George is tough nutz unlike Palin and he doesn't have a "higher calling" lol except when he's on his knees and looking up to Tommy.

Let's see here, George is planning a surgery for that dude with cataract. Remember to donate a Dollllllaaaar. Very nice of ya Snorge!

[Sybil]

Let's see here, George is planning a surgery for that dude with cataract. Remember to donate a Dollllllaaaar. Very nice of ya Snorge!

Dontcha just love it when George is giving some kind of medical advice and he makes a big deal of making a point to tell us he isn't a doctor ? Like there was a doubt...that always makes me LMFAO!

It's like a disclaimer. I guess it comes from him being involved in more court cases than he has IQ points.

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[Frys Girl]

George is such a moron that he didn't bother to connect the problem of health insurance in America with this guy's story about his expensive cataract surgery. Anyway, I think it was funny that the guest who came on after to talk about Mothman author said "and he was blind for 6 months because they left the stiches in his eyes after cataracts surgery (followed by George's pleasant, mature sound effects). No coincidences!

That guy heard this "coincidence" I hope. Maybe it was a warning. If George is in charge of this, he will surely fuck it up. I hope that guy is ok, seriously. I don't mean to joke about some hillbilly's precious eye balls. Though, I do wonder if the call was a plant.

[PB the Deplorable]

George is such a moron that he didn't bother to connect the problem of health insurance in America with this guy's story about his expensive cataract surgery. Anyway, I think it was funny that the guest who came on after to talk about Mothman author said "and he was blind for 6 months because they left the stiches in his eyes after cataracts surgery (followed by George's pleasant, mature sound effects). No coincidences!

That guy heard this "coincidence" I hope. Maybe it was a warning. If George is in charge of this, he will surely fuck it up. I hope that guy is ok, seriously. I don't mean to joke about some hillbilly's precious eye balls. Though, I do wonder if the call was a plant.

I heard that caller.  For someone going blind, he sure didn't seem that concerned, or even a person resigned to his fate.  Then George asked him how much it would cost, he said something like $1500 for each eye (or whatever it was).   The way it sounded, I think the guy was BSing, or it was some sick plant to try to make George look good. 

George, you're in the middle of Hollywood, you can find better actors than that guy working at Denny's waiting for their big break.

So now George wants to set up a donation fund or something?   How about tell the guy he'd take care of it, get his info and look into it, and then put it out there - privately - that anyone who wants to could donate...

Also, with all the programs for the poor, I don't think anyone is losing their vision due to not being able to pay for cataracts surgery.  If there were, the media would be all over it, in the push for nationalized health care...

[Frys Girl]

PAPER*BOY what you say makes sense. It led me to think of this: Wouldn't George say "hey, let's take before and after pictures?" SOMETHING? Some kind of info about the guy before people donate? Of course, when you're askin' a dolla from each person, it's hardly appropriate to give them proof. I hate George. What a stupid idiot.