George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gumby, Dammit]

There's three OGNST AC's that are continuing to cause shit and spreading lies over at that other place. But who are they preaching too? There's no one left.  Are they just jealous of our welcoming posts, the generosity of points (still haven't figured it out, but thanks guys), our new pics and the fact that life goes on?

It's the ops that nuked the thread, it's the ops that banned everyone.  So with that said, fuck you SHR, and maybe fuck you too Mr. Predictor, though I'm not sure about you, Mr. P., but fuck you anyways, I'm sure you had your hand in the cookie jar.  Seriously!

On a happier note, George Noory Sucks!  ... and a big thanks to Sybil for bedazzling George's forehead on my avitar.

Difficult to fathom isn't it?

It's rather a shame it's no longer the same,
a search on the web of the sucking noo-ree,
as it used to be a site would appear like instantly,
for all to see on the same page you'd be
reading like-minded decrier's rants to the world,
to the suck-minded liars and half-asleep criers
of doom and despair being slapped on the air,
by shoe-polished hair reeking "hell I don't care!"

And now it's not there, convoluted and rare, a
route opens up bringing someone near there...
and hopefully here, to laugh at their fear and
spit at the clown, the bastard who drowned
the greatest show on earth, you must now take a pill
to listen and cringe knowing not who's the shill.

"THEY ALL ARE!" we cry in the night that goes by,
with no one to host, no not even a ghost of the man
named Art Bell who could juggle with ease those
who shilled their disease, without even a care
he would carve up the air with the likes of the damned,
for all his good listeners to know they're being scammed.

But all that is done and a thing of the past,
retarded, low-minded and totally kiss-ass.
The host now embedded, the hair in your biscuit,
"ask one damn good question!"~"fuck you I won't risk it!"
His shiller, baby-killer lust out in the open,
for all to hear nightly, 'till the last mind is broken.

[Sybil]

I am so proud of everyones' snoretry!

This is going to be a good poetry night!

Let me see here....

There once was a producer named Tommy,

who thought he was Georgie's mommy,

his bikini was gay, he jumped in the bay,

which created a big ass tsunami!

[Gumby, Dammit]

It ought to be noted that Noory has thwarted

Any attempts to not suck

He wanted so badly to be thought of as godly

When really he's just a dumb schmuck

Lovin' it...good one.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I am so proud of everyones' snoretry!

This is going to be a good poetry night!

Let me see here....

There once was a producer named Tommy,

who thought he was Georgie's mommy,

his bikini was gay, he jumped in the bay,

which created a big ass tsunami!

Haaaa!   Haa!

Great!

Hey thanks for getting things started here on poetry night, girl.
Then again, you started the dang thread so guess it is rather fitting!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Noory May.. to the tune of Maggie May

Wake up Georgie I think I got something to say to you,
It?s late at night and I?m really starting to feel blue.
The program?s gotten so lame, your comments seem all the same,
Oh Georgie, I couldn?t have tried any more.
You drove ?em away from Coast, so quickly it turned to toast,
You screwed it up and that?s what really sucks.

Don?t you get it when all those people write to say you suck?
Handed a show once worthy of note, you turned it into a joke,
You think we are all amused, but it?s clear we?re being used,
Oh, Georgie, I couldn?t have tried any more.
Conned your way into this spot, thought Hollywood would be your next stop,
You screwed up Coast and that was something I could do without.

All we needed was a host to lend a guiding hand,
But it?s clear you?re a bumbler and,
Mother what a bungler, you wore us out.
All you did was wreck the show,
Every night you and Tommy just blow,
Oh, Georgie, I couldn?t have tried any more.
Conned your way into this spot, thought Hollywood would be your next stop, 
You screwed up Coast I couldn?t listen now if I tried.

I suppose I?ll forget all this crap when you get the right gig.         
It may sound a little drab, but you might try driving a cab.
Or open a hole-in-the-wall, sell sandwiches at the mall,
Oh Georgie, I wish I?d never heard your voice.
Really not trying to be picky,   
But I?m as tired of this as can be,
You screwed up Coast and you still suck anyway.

Georgie, I wish I?d never heard your voice,
You?ll get on back home one of these days?

This took a LOT of thought...nicely done! P*B...
I can hear Rod Stewart goin for it. Plus it's a good song
to get stuck in my head today!

[Marc.Knight]

Under the bed was a scary clown,
with a big red poka-dot gown.

Every night Noory says with a frown,
"that thing will eat me if I look down".

[Sybil]

Haaaa!   Haa!

Great!

Hey thanks for getting things started here on poetry night, girl.
Then again, you started the dang thread so guess it is rather fitting!

I had no choice in the matter or else we'd be breakin' the law!

We had to do poetry night! George on Sunday night activates the Poetry Clause.

That's the law!

I'll be posting some Rapid Share links later with me reading Haikus about George......

[Gumby, Dammit]

Under the bed was a scary clown,
with a big red poka-dot gown.

Every night Noory says with a frown,
"that thing will eat me if I look down".

An da clown he be get down!

[PB the Deplorable]

This took a LOT of thought...nicely done! P*B...

Ha, thanks, this stuff mostly sorta writes itself... with a BIG assist from George..

[Sybil]

Dang! Everyone is so talented!

Here's a Haiku....

Stupid idiot

Flapping mouth of poison lies

Greedy dumb ass

[Frys Girl]

It's rough, but here's a diddy to ISLANDS IN THE STREAM

Noory when I heard you there was suck unknown
I set out to stop you with a mac keyboard

I was shocked inside. There was something very wrong
You do something to me that I must proclaim
Hear you stupid and I feel insane
Everything that I hear
You've been sucking for so long

Turmeric is fine
It requires no calculation

All this suck I hear
Needs a declaration:

I hate it forever, ah-ah
Makin suck with each caller, ah-ah

Moron broadcasting
That is what you are

No one intervenes
How can this be right?

Sail away Snoory
To another world
And the world is much better, uh - huh

[Marc.Knight]

Great talent!

[Sybil]

That was awesome Fry's Girl!

We need an easy karaoke program to get these lyrics into the songs....ya know, where the computer puts the vocal in....sorta like under Voices in our Preferences, where we can have them read our text...hmmmm....

There are albums worth of song parodies that have been made about the Snooron....especially by the Prof.

And kudos to everyone.....i would stroke all of you individually for your fine work but I'm sure you don't want to see me every other post....so keep up the good work! I'm F3ing all of them!

[Frys Girl]

That was awesome Fry's Girl!

but I'm sure you don't want to see me every other post....so keep up the good work!

Thanks! I feel you on the every other post comment. Everyone is posting such funny stuff!!! Thanks guys.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Great talent!

[HAL 9000]

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who turned on George, then thought, "Suck it!"
So off with a click
She turned off this big dick
To which was heard, she said, "FUCK IT!"

[PB the Deplorable]

Meanwhile, an unguarded moment at the studio...



Tommy: You're a pistol, you really suck. You really suck.

George: What do you mean I suck?

Tommy: You suck, you know. It's a dumb story or somethin', it sucks, you really suck [laughs]

George: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Tommy: It's just, you know. You just suck, you... suck, the way you tell a story and everything.

George: [it becomes quiet] Suck how? What makes me suck?

Lisa: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

George: Oh, oh, Lisa. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Suck how?

Tommy: Jus...

George: What?

Tommy: Just... ya know... you suck.

George: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I suck how, I mean suck like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean suck, suck how? How do I suck?

Tommy: Just... you know, how you told the story, what?

George: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I suck. How the fuck do I suck, what the fuck sucks about me? Tell me, tell me what sucks!


- From the Movie Dumbfellas

[Frys Girl]

Whether you're a mother or a brother....
You're stayin' agahst

I know it's poetry night, but did you hear Noory try to digest the moment his grandchild shared with a bird? "They were staring at each other. It was so cool. It was like a shared connection." That devil spawn was probably thinking of a way to turn a finch into a chicken nugget.

George Noory should not be hosting tonight!

[Nboy]

It brings a tear to my eye seeing how everyone is pulling together to celebrate how much Noory sucks. Heartwarming I tells ya.

[Sybil]

It brings a tear to my eye seeing how everyone is pulling together to celebrate how much Noory sucks. Heartwarming I tells ya.

Awwwwwwww......warms my soul too Nboy!

Here's the first of my audio "Haikus For George About George" :

http://rapidshare.com/files/252460571/Commercial_Whore_Haiku.mp3.html

This is only 15 seconds so it's a fast download!

[Frys Girl]

LOL!!!!

I love the far eastern background music Sybil!

How can his ass hurt when he's a hemorrhoid?

[Sybil]

Whether you're a mother or a brother....
You're stayin' agahst

I know it's poetry night, but did you hear Noory try to digest the moment his grandchild shared with a bird? "They were staring at each other. It was so cool. It was like a shared connection." That devil spawn was probably thinking of a way to turn a finch into a chicken nugget.

George Noory should not be hosting tonight!

Didn't hear about that!

[Frys Girl]

Transcribed from the Thursday July 2nd Show Hour 4 @ 18 minutes (when the magic happens! George Noory is usually pumped to get out of the studio and will spout off weird bullshit to no end). Here goes:

Discussion was about imagination/9-11 deceivers:

"I had an opportunity a coupla days ago to be with my year and a half old grandchild. He saw a bird. it must have been the first time he's ever seen one, at least with me. You know, I go back and forth a lot so I don't spend this kinda time with these children. But Heeee........The look on his face when he saw this bird go by was absolutely, you know, prishless priceles (drunk talk). And you know, he was staring at it and the bird kinda like ....... was on a branch and stared back at him. And they were just looking at each other. And it was just priceless. Difficult to explain but you had to be there to see it. And there's this life connection with so many things on this planet! It's unbelievable. "

[11angeleyes11]

Whether you're a mother or a brother....
You're stayin' agahst

I know it's poetry night, but did you hear Noory try to digest the moment his grandchild shared with a bird? "They were staring at each other. It was so cool. It was like a shared connection." That devil spawn was probably thinking of a way to turn a finch into a chicken nugget.

George Noory should not be hosting tonight!

Little sparrow grandchild shared a hearwarming moment looking into the black eyes of his vulture Poppa.  I am sure that was one for the family album. 

On another note, do you wonder why Michael may want to sell this site?  Could it be because of the juvenile antics of certain posters playing with the rating sytem?  I am tired of it and have expressed it elsewhere.  This is vindictful and something like Noory would do.  Maybe, he is here in sheep's clothing.  You may say that he sucks but this game that you are playing does, too.

[Frys Girl]

LOL!!! The best moment during that fourth hour was when someone from CANADA called and wished George Noory a happy independence day and George said "thanks! You too!" LOL!!!

[PB the Deplorable]

... weird bullshit to no end...

... year and a half old grandchild. He saw a bird. it must have been the first time he's ever seen one...

That kid must get outdoors about as often as Ian (but that's another story)...

'Mommy, is grandpa a doofus bird?'

[Frys Girl]

'Mommy, is grandpa a doofus bird?'

Birds are highly intelligent animals. Don't insult them! A single feather of the "dumbest bird", (I think a mourning dove based on how they nest and feed), contains more intelligent activity than the entire body of George Noory.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Birds are highly intelligent animals. Don't insult them! A single feather of the "dumbest bird", (I think a mourning dove based on how they nest and feed), contains more intelligent activity than the entire body of George Noory.

You are saying then that George is sub-birdbrain.

This is true. Nice work!

[PB the Deplorable]

... George Noory should not be hosting tonight!

Yes, about once every 6 months, just as a reminder how bad it could be, seems about right....

[PB the Deplorable]

Birds are highly intelligent animals. Don't insult them! A single feather of the "dumbest bird", (I think a mourning dove based on how they nest and feed), contains more intelligent activity than the entire body of George Noory.

Yes, heh, that would be the correct answer to the young Noory...