Art Bell

[jazmunda]

Here is my rejected image.

[jazmunda]

Recommendation, because Keith is understandably leery of any copyright infringement.. go to Google images, type "desert night" or something like that, and under "usage rights" hit "labeled for reuse with modification." There's some good stuff in there that won't get anyone in trouble.

Reported for trying to teach me how to use the internets.

[MV/Liberace!]

Recommendation, because Keith is understandably leery of any copyright infringement.. go to Google images, type "desert night" or something like that, and under "usage rights" hit "labeled for reuse with modification." There's some good stuff in there that won't get anyone in trouble.

Or you could just steal it from Flickr, ladies and gents.

[MV/Liberace!]

Here is my rejected image.

Ok, this made me lol. Well done.

[jazmunda]

Or you could just steal it from Flickr, ladies and gents.

Are Flickr images for public consumption? Legally speaking. Is this the same for all social media platforms? I'm going to start blurring my kids faces on Facebook.

[fromwomewhere outthere]

Art,

I think a dynamic host for the week-ends, in light of the fact that GK has a non-compete, would be John Bachelor. John is a great interviewer and next to you, is the best interviewer on talk radio IMO. He has touched just about every subject out there.

He definitely has that throwback radio demeanor as well.

[MV/Liberace!]

Are Flickr images for public consumption? Is this the same for all social media platforms? I'm going to start blurring my kids faces on Facebook.

Just replace all of their heads with little Rob Schneider heads.

[jazmunda]

This one is legal. (click to make bigger and stuff)

[aldousburbank]

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[jazmunda]

Reported for not getting permission to use my artwork and reported again for not even attempting to match the fonts. Unreported because I agree with your sentiment.

[SaucyRossy]

I want "Goblins-n-Such with Art Bell", on a hideous tshirt

[coaster]

Did I do it right?

[Danger!UFO]

BULLETIN FROM THE PROPAGANDA MINISTRY, SCORPION ARMY

TO THE FIELD MARSHALL, ART BELL, SCORPION ARMY

SUBJECT: STRAW POLL OF SCORPION ARMY TROOPS, WEEKEND HOST:

THE TROOPS HAVE VOTED FOR A WEEKEND HOST FOR YOUR SHOW BEGINNING IN JULY! WE HUMBLY SUGGEST JEFFREY GONZALEZ,
HOST OF "PARANORMAL CENTRAL" ON DARK MATTERS RADIO NETWORK. HE IS AN AMAZING PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR FROM THE
FRESNO, CALIFORNIA AREA. HE AND HIS ASSOCIATE ALLEN THOMAS HAVE BEEN LIGHTING UP SUNDAY EVENINGS FOR SOMETIME NOW!
PLEASE CONSIDER THE MEN AND WOMEN OF THE SCORPION ARMY, AND THEIR ENJOYMENTS. ATTACHED IS A LITTLE REMINDER!!

Fort Rock...NNNNOOOooooooooo!!!!!!

They are the 'Fernwood Tonight' of Paranormal Radio shows....(credit to another member of the board, don't remember his name)

I  listen at times to get a laugh. The guy that does the Bigfoot report is good. Still waiting for Jeffrey to 'blow my mind' with his evidence....NNNNOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!

[Danger!UFO]

THANK YOU TO FIELD MARSHALL BELL FOR ADDRESSING THE TROOPS OF THE SCORPION ARMY THROUGH THE PROPAGANDA MINISTRY. I HOPE COLONIAL GENERAL AIRYN BELL, AND LT. GENERAL ASIA BELL (COMMANDANT YOUTH DIVISION) ARE DOING WELL? WE'RE READY AND WAITING FOR COMMUNIQUES ON THE 8MHz. BAND! TRAINING IS DOING WELL IN WINNEMUCCA FOR YOUR TROOPS! WE'RE SHARPENING OUR STINGERS BECAUSE WE'VE HEARD GEORGE NORRY'S SKIN IS AS TOUGH AS A MULE'S.

THE RECRUITMENT BUREAU OF THE SCORPION ARMY WILL BE HAVING BOOT CAMP SOON AT THE CLOWN MOTEL IN TONOPAH, NEVADA (WE'RE SCREENING EVERYONE FOR UFO ABDUCTEE TENDENCIES). NOT MUCH GREENRY THERE, BUT THERE'S LOTS OF GROUND TO PLAY KICK-BALL ON!

HERE'S A PUBLICITY IDEA, EVERYONE ON THE 10th OF MAY GO ON CB CHANNEL 10 AND START TALKING ABOUT THE DEPARTURE OF COAST TO COAST AM!

MY TROOPS HAVE SOME IDEAS ABOUT OLD FIELD MARSHALL BELL TRADITIONS; GOVERNMENT AGENT LINE, AND TRUTH OR TRASH! OR HOW ABOUT A NEW ONE ABOUT AREA 51, THE WACKENHUT OFFICER DISCLOSURE LINE?

OH NOTE TO FIELD MARSHALL BELL, HERE'S A MUSICIAN FROM LOS ANGELES VIA RUSSIA WHO MIGHT BE GREAT, HER NAME IS MARINA V. HER FATHER IS A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST IN THE FORMER USSR'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM, AND HER MOTHER IS A FORMER CLINICAL PSYCOLOGIST IN THE USSR'S MENTAL HEALTH SERVICE. SHE IS AN OBVIOUS HIGH OFFICER IN THE SCORPION ARMY'S INTELLIGENCE SERVICE! HERE'S SOME SAMPLES OF HER WORK; https://www.youtube.com/user/marinavdotcom/videos?view=0&shelf_id=0&sort=dd

On other issues I do have a working CB base station and do plan to talk about the departure of Coast to Coast on Channel 10 on May the 10th!

[sydtron]

This one is legal. (click to make bigger and stuff)

*insert cock joke*
*insert joke about insert cock joke*

[Delphi]

Awesome I love it,  good stuff

[Nick el Ass]

I vote for "Goblins and Such with Art Bell"

Beats the idea of Gerbils, Tommy, Pizza Rolls -n- Such with Dave Noorie.

[jerry]

Halloween ideas:

Midnight in the Crypt
Midnight Horrors
Tales from Midnight
Midnight at the Morgue

[Étouffée]

Midnight Campfire.

[jazmunda]

Based on this meme:

[jazmunda]

Halloween suggestions:

Screams in the Desert
Fright Night in the Desert

[cweb]

Based on this meme:

Reported for not including a parody of Wells

[Scully]

Some of us never tire of a good paranormal topic. Not to be confused with New Age gobbledygook.

If it isn't mysterious and unexplained, it's not Art Bell material. (That's in the Bible Code, I think ... somewhere.)

[HorrorReporter]

How about "Halloween in the Desert" or similar?

Love this

[onan]

How do I carve my radio and put a candle in it?

[Heather Wade]

Halloween ideas:

Midnight in the Crypt
Midnight Horrors
Tales from Midnight
Midnight at the Morgue

Everyone has great ideas, even MV.  This is my favorite so far.

[jazmunda]

How do I carve my radio and put a candle in it?

You mean you don't have the app?

[onan]

You mean you don't have the app?

Oh, Australia, always ahead of the curve.

[jazmunda]

Based on this meme:

Reported for not including a parody of Wells

That wasn't Wells in the photo?

Edit: The voice over will be read by Wells.

[wr250]

I'd just call it spooky stuff with Art Bell.

"for whom the  Bell tolls with Art Bell"