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This will be a difficult posting for me because it has drawn a shadow across not only the infamous George Noory, but the great Art Bell as well.  I offer my concerns and look for an intelligent reply.  But, let us not forget that Art Bell is a consumate radio host and a gifted interviewer.

It has come to my attention (by a government source of repute) that the Coast 2 Coast programme was created in conjunction with the literal financial and political support of he United States Central Intelligence Agency.  Art Bell is alleged to have been in the direct employ of the CIA at that time and as offered 'an opportunity of a lifetime' in exchange for becoming a disinformer.

The information was convincing in its detail and references, and this saddens me because it leaves only one of a few possibilities:

1.  Art Bell began the programme years ago as a disinformer, under the pay of the United States Government, and carefully chose George Noory to fill his shoes (despite being a moron) and carry on the battle of misinformation.

2.  Art Bell began the programme years ago as a disinformer, under the pa of the United States Government, and broke away from them some time back, around 1990, and began to 'run his own show' relying on the boost and 'jump start' the CIA had given him.  Art Bell in this case would be 'reformed disinformer'.

3.  Art Bell began the programme years go as an unknowing misinformer, being yet another ignorant pawn in the hands of the 'Men in Black' and continues to be so to this day.

In any case, with George Noory so polluting the airwaves with a programme which is (look at the ratings) on the downward slide toward oblivion, there is simply no need to bother listening to the crap spewed from him or his 'planted' guests.

I have seen the documentation which incontravertibly links the programme to the Central Intelligence Agency and it is disturbing.  It is saddening.  It is disheartening.

Try some of the other programmes which have sprouted in recent years in the 'Art Bell Vacuum' and see if you can find a 'real' one.

Respects and Regards,


P.S.  It was J. Edgar Hoover who said, "Destroy the reputation and you destroy any truth which might othewise be released."  It was Doel Cam Nai who said, "Nobody trusts a liar, even when he is telling the truth."

Hello again all,

Well, we held our 'Great Debate' among our Sophomore Class and the results were fantastic!  My students took this subject to heart and their research went far deeper and covered a wider scope than I could have anticipated.

The debate went for 90 minutes in classic Oxford Format with Audience Question and Answer at the finish.  In this debate our two teams squared off with fierce resolution and loaded with fact, fact, and more fact.

There were several times during the debate when either team would garner a standing ovation from the crowd of nearly 400 who came to see the debate.  At the end it was as follows:

Pro: Those who believe that George Noory is a complete moron and absolutely unfit for the current post, having caused irreparable damage to the reputation of the Coast to Coast programme.

Con: Those who challenge this belief and simply state that George Noory has not done as accused.

Result:  Pro: 97 Points
             Con: 29 Points

The reasons were myriad and the Pro side used a mixture of powerpoint, video replay, and audio clips to secure their argument.  They dipped back to the days when Noory was but a speck on the wall of the Coast to Coast programme and was 'getting his chance' and being tested by the Great Art Bell.  They carried the timeline all the way to today.

Needless to say, I was completely blown away and didn't know what to think other than to say that the Pro side successfully indicted, convicted, and recommended sentence in a flawless debate armed with enough ammunition to beat the entire middle east in a week!

Our Con team did their level best and managed to demonstrate that George Noory is not a bad man, and is probably not a part of any greater conspiracy to destroy the show.  Our conclusion is that he is simply a very stupid man and simply incapable of conducting an intelligent interview.

There you have it.

I have a solution here.  What we need is either someone to replace this imbicile before he completely and eternally buggers what remains of a once great talk show, or we need a new show.

There are a number of good people out there to choose from and they DON'T include this self righteous 'seminarian' Ian Punnet.  I can't really tell which is worse, Ian or George.

I've got it.  Let's Keanu Reeves to reprise his 'Bill & Ted' role and do the show.  It would be far more entertaining and infinitely more credible.  Then we can get this Doctor Greer (of The Disclosure Project infamy) to be the producer and possibly co-host the programme as well.  Their legal consultant and truth filter could be William Jefferson Clinton, a paragon of truth and dignity.  We need a technical expert, except he was shot to death a couple weeks ago after a biting incident in Connecticut in the United States.  Let's not forget to get 'General A' online and he can be the military/scientific intelligence correspondent.  Let's keep Linda Moulton Howe in our 'Fantastic if it only contained even a gram of fact' segment to be aired in the closing few seconds of each show.

Well, I'm out of ideas.

Hi, it's me again.  Well, we have officially broken all ties with that horrible little programme called "Coast to Coast AM" because of a multitude of 'sins' comitted on a regular and flagrant basis.  It has also caused us to cast a sideways glance at some of the guests who appear on his programme.  Call this 'guilt by association' if you will, but the fact is that he is such a flagrant moron and disinformer that anyone who presented a reputable source of information would steer clear of this programme now.

We are forced to primarily rely on the repeat broadcasts of Art Bell on the Art Bell 24/7 source and from a large library of his interviews which have been recorded over the years.  We have recently begun to explore other programmes but must realise that there may be good programmes available, but to compare them to Art Bell is just mad.

When Art Bell does an interview, it's poetry in motion.  This man posesses a talent which is quite uncommon and allows him to bring out the very best in anyone.  He coould interview a wooden chair and make it interesting.  Our group (a club in the university) has disavowed:

Linda Moulton Howe.  Just listen to some of this fluff she spews on the air.  She is like a high school student trying to get that assigned essay up to the required number of words.  The stories take forever to tell you absolutely nothing.  Sad, at least she appeared reputable in the skilful hands of Art Bell.  I guess it took a moron like Noory to make us look more closely at the attributes of the guest.

Doctor Hoagland.  Again, sad is the only word that fits this poor man.  His information is all old news.  He serves only to repeat what was said a long time ago in some distant and barely memorable interview with the great Art Bell.

Summary: Were the Coast to Coast AM programme billed as 'a fantastic and farcical romp through the realms of fiction and imagination' it would still fall short of the mark as a source of entertainment.  Okay, I feel better now. 

Yes, I really like the avatar and thank you so much for allowing its use.  If this is an issue please let me know and it will be changed immediately.  Now, about George Noory: One of my students proposed that he might be a government 'disinformation' agent placed in the ideal place to destroy the only credible media outlet for sensitive information.

However, on reflection, it might not be so.  George Noory is far too iliterate, ignorant, and self-centred to be of any use to the government ... unless the government is even more stupid than he is.  (This might explain a lot of what is going on over there right now ... hmmm)

Well, I have assigned teams to debate the efficacy of George Noory as a disinformation agent and will post the results on this forum.  Here lay the question:  That George Noory is an agent for disinformation.  The team in the affirmative must prove this to at least reasonable suspicion.  The team in the negative must prove to at least reasonable suspicion that George Noory is not.

One topic that cannot be debated:  The guy is a colossal moron!

In China we have discovered "Art Bell 24/7" and we are using it to great effect.  I only recently discovered this page and have similar sentiments.  This George Noory fellow makes me so angry I could almost (almost) forgive Bill Gates in order that I might better utilise my short-coming of hatred and disrespect.  This man, Noory, has single handedly assassinated and buried a once great programme.  There can be no doubt that the venerable Art Bell has got to be unhappy about this but, being the gentleman that he is, will probably never publicly decry this moronic sycophant cum axe-murderer of what was once the greatest evening radio talk show in the world.

I wax verbose, and as far as your child having taught in China, this is excellent as we are always in need of qualified foreigners (native English speakers, ala: US, UK, Canada, or Australia) to help our people grow in the international language of English.

People here love America, and Americans (politics not withstanding) and American foreigners especially are given 'red carpet' treatment.  My hat off to a once great nation ... a still great people.  Your country may well have fallen into the abyss, led astray by the lies and deceit of an evil and deceitful government, but the people of the United States of America remain a fine, noble, and generous people ... if not ignorant of their own circumstance.

Do the world a favour: Deport George Noory.   

The Coast to Coast programme has been beloved by many of us here in the People's Republic of China.  As a Professor of Language Arts at a small university I am privileged to teach China's brightest young minds.  Day after day we converse in English, Spanish, French, German, Russian, Japanese.  My department concentrates on English and Spanish.

We use Coast to Coast as a teaching tool and it had long been a staple for my students.  Then one day it happened ... Art Bell (beloved and revered talk show host, icon) went into a semi-retirement state and appointed his successor (Dear God say it isn't true) George Noory.

At first we thought, 'okay, give this bloke a shot, a chance, and see what happens.  After all, nobody lives forever (may Art live forever) and we bore that characteristically open mind of the Chinese people.

No way in Hell!  George Noory has succeeded in making a mockery of the entire programme.  He has introduced his cute little characters such as this mad professor, someone claiming to be Jesus, and a host of 'scripted' characters and bits.

Art never screened or orchestrated calls, he sat there like a trooper and did the 'dangerous, spontaneous, and imaginative' thing by taking calls directly to the air.  Art could take even a bad call and make it worthy of listening to.  George Noory can't even read from the paper.

George Noory, please, do us all a favour and retire now!  Your grammar is in sad need of reconstruction.  Your speech is not clear and you seem to slip in and out of your midwest accent.  Where are you really from?  You make a mockery of some callers and treat subjects and guests with a snide almost sarcastic attitude which keeps the best of the best from wanting to have anything to do with you.  You are NOT Art Bell.  You will NEVER BE Art Bell.  You will never even stand in the Shadow of Art Bell.  You are a poorly educated, ill spoken, conceited moron!  How you got this spot can only be explained by a conspiracy to torpedo the life work of Art Bell.

For your work in carefully dismantling and smashing the flaming remains of the Coast to Coast programme we curse you.  The Chinese are difficult to anger or disappoint.  It is in our nature to forgive again and again and again.  For you this forgiveness has had to happen day after day, night after night, week after week.  Well, as you Americans say, "All good things must come to an end."  In your case we pray that your 'good thing' will soon do so.