Look Who's Coming to Town! Bigfoot fans will enjoy

[Frys Girl]

http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/News/Local?pageId=3.2

[Pirate King Atomsk]

I got a story about some pederast high-school teacher. o_O

[EvB]

And I got:  Five Inmates Reported Stabbed At Prison In Jessup

Unfortunately, unless you can locate a permalink (the term "permalink" is usually in the URL string someplace) links to these news soundbites is an exercise in futility.

[Frys Girl]

Oh no!!! It was a great story about bigfoot hunters coming to dc after some "sightings". Haha. I'll try to find this "permalink" you speak of.