George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

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Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Jojo

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on July 26, 2020, 08:47:07 PM
Agree completely. I thought the little twit was gone for good with his hearing problem. It was like a sucker punch to the gut when he returned. He's at least as. political as George, pushes the neo-liberal agenda.
When he first returned, his tone was much improved.  And there are times when his tone is liberated from all the psycho-bondage.  Mostly at the beginning of shows.

Juan

Whitley was on with Knapp last night.  He seemed to be only slightly more coherent than Biden.
Whitley - The UFO flew over the tree which lived in the woods, uh, a wooded area.

Uncle Duke

Quote from: Juan on July 27, 2020, 10:11:07 AM
Whitley was on with Knapp last night.  He seemed to be only slightly more coherent than Biden.
Whitley - The UFO flew over the tree which lived in the woods, uh, a wooded area.

That quote makes him sound like Bob Ross.

Dateline

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As Norry says, "I don't wear a mask (face diaper) because I need one, it is to protect other people and make them feel safe."  He endorses this new line in our online virtual ZOOM boutique.  Other designs are available but the "Face Palm" face diaper design is flying off of the shelf.  There is even talk that he will post some Instagram pics. 

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Note:  "Grampers Pampers" and "Face Diapers" are not made by the CCP (Common Crap Party). 

I see that Ma Anand Hogue is scheduled for Tuesday. He must be fretting about how to answer the question he knows George will ask - who will win the election. His last prediction was such a humiliation, and his excuse will not fly this time. He doesn't have clue, and I think he is swift enough to realize he better be right this time, if he wants to keep fleecing the public. I'm looking forward to hearing just how he will hedge his bets.


so the first guest was one of those 'intention' believers - did George ask him why the big group intention prayer he did for Covid19 was a complete failure? i came in at the end with Noory for the thousandth time bragging to a guest about his aunt the paranormal psychiatrist who died being electrocuted by a radio in her bathtub. hahahaha the apples don't fall far from the trees, Noory will die in some bizarrely stupid way, the pizza roll was just a warmup.

He then had the audacity to declare tonight's show is an instant Coast classic. Noory, you aren't capable of being involved in anything that could be called 'classic' unless we're talking classic stupidity or embarrassment.



Jojo

Second George night in a row with him telling a female guest she seems much younger than she must be.  Disgusting.  Why can't he treat women with the professionalism he gives men?

Does anyone else think it was awful when he used the phrase "high strangeness" tonight?  I think Linda Moulton Howe has the copyright on that...


ItsOver

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 28, 2020, 01:34:14 AM
so the first guest was one of those 'intention' believers - did George ask him why the big group intention prayer he did for Covid19 was a complete failure? i came in at the end with Noory for the thousandth time bragging to a guest about his aunt the paranormal psychiatrist who died being electrocuted by a radio in her bathtub. hahahaha the apples don't fall far from the trees, Noory will die in some bizarrely stupid way, the pizza roll was just a warmup...

Maybe he'll keep up the family tradition with shorted-out headphones.  ;)


AZZERAE

Quote from: Juan on July 27, 2020, 10:11:07 AM
Whitley - The UFO flew over the tree which lived in the woods, uh, a wooded area.

Look out for Strieber's new book: The UFO Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - I hear it's a real "page turner".

Uncle Duke

As I listened to the second guest describe the audio found on the missing time guy's cell phone, it sounded to me like he was having an S&M threesome in the barn. 


Juan

Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 28, 2020, 08:30:05 AM
As I listened to the second guest describe the audio found on the missing time guy's cell phone, it sounded to me like he was having an S&M threesome in the barn.
That probably would cause missing time for several reasons.

Dateline

Tonight the Nostradamus scholar John Hogue  is on with  his interpretations and wisdom.  So, I thought it would be fitting to share quotes of wisdom on this thread to enrich Norry and those who care to ponder.

“The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. From the desperate city you go into the desperate country, and have to console yourself with the bravery of minks and muskrats. A stereotyped but unconscious despair is concealed even under what are called the games and amusements of mankind. There is no play in them, for this comes after work. But it is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.”

- Henry David Thoreau


Well, so far Hogue has been dancing around without making any firm predictions. Will he, or won't he? In astrology someone is either going to be the sitting president, or they are not. There is none of this bs about the popular vote vs electoral vote. That is merely the life raft of a charlatan, which Hogue is.

His winning streak? What winning streak? So suddenly Hogue needs to know who the running mate is? What about his prediction about Clinton, years before 2016?


Nostradumbass says Biden and VP Susan Rice in the WH in January - but won't finish the term and he says he's not seeing death or illness so quite possible Biden will be abducted by aliens.

these dudes are brilliant. Hairy Legs feat. Scranton Joe

https://youtu.be/BS5HCi-zsYE

The way Snorge kisses Hogue's butt, makes me want to vomit. Always giving him wiggle room to weasel out of his past "predictions". I wonder how much of a kick-back George gets from Hogue.

So now Hogue has covered his a** by predicting both candidates to win. Peddling his readings now...book sales must be down.

Quote from: ItsOver on July 28, 2020, 07:07:27 AM
Maybe he'll keep up the family tradition with shorted-out headphones.  ;)



George Noory - also known as "the Fifth Monkee."

Who knew he secretly contributed backing vocals to  STEPPIN' STONE?

Jojo

How come he never addresses male callers as, "My Deah".  Chauvinist.


lol Walt Da Atheist got run by Jimmy Church a couple weeks ago so he tried the same shit tonight with Noory. Noory's guest is a biblical archaeology/prophecy academic -  Walt follows an absolutely idiotic call from Barry from North Carolina.

Walt begins

'Wid all due respeck to da guest, even if dey do find da Ark of the Covenant dat doesn't prove the God of Israel, Jehovah or Yahweh, exists right, it might confirm the mythology of those ancient people. I was talkin to Jimmy Church and I'll tell you what I tole him, I got no problem wid Jews like Mark Levin and Michael Savage, but da Jewish religion is a racist religion ....'

George jumped in 'Ohhhhhh no' , unlike Church he didn't run Walt Da Anti-Semite off the show and put it on the guest's plate to defend Judaism.


expat

Last night Gnoory advocated lifting all COVID restrictions and allowing the virus to do its worst on the general population. Well done, George. Perhaps the overworked and terrified staffs of COVID treatment centers across the nation were listening. They're already struggling with short supply of PPE and respirators.

You've heard of the concept of Public Service Radio, right?? I think Gnoory just invented Public Nuisance Radio.

Jackstar

Quote from: expat on July 29, 2020, 07:12:03 AM
They're already struggling with short supply of PPE and respirators.

That's such a sad story. That's too bad.

Dateline

It's time for the Norry dedication of the week.  This is from all of the cat-lady Norry fans who have been heartbroken because the "Norry Live" performances have been cancelled.  It would be of course, just to see him again:
https://youtu.be/g5bvjUrVObk
 

Another bottom feeder wackjob scientist, this woman claims she's an evolutionary biologist but she and nimrod Noory are on the same wavelength.

With regards to the novel coronavirus she stated 'I've never heard of a disease without symptoms' -  there are many diseases where people are asymptomatic including some cancers until the disease is very advanced. Hypertension for most is asymptomatic.

Noory the polymath again gave his brilliant observations about the coronavirus 'I think it's airborne don't yeeeew? How else could it spread so fast?' He literally thinks the coronavirus floated in the air across continents and oceans. The guest agreed adding 'yes, on pollution particles.' to which Noory replied 'Absolutely'


Rockaria

Physically painful to attempt to listen to. He's lost control of the interview with "Elisibet" even having to ask a rambling nutcase caller, "What's your question?"  As usual, Snoory is asleep at the wheel. God, I miss Art.... :'(


Barry may be the saddest of Noory's Sad Pack. He's so hard up for company that he calls in during guest segments with no questions, which is actually pretty selfish. He called in and spent his time talking about his days as a college student, he was a biology/chemistry major which according to Barry makes him a biochemist even though he has no PhD - followed by his own guffaws at what he thought was a hilarious joke  - George then asked ol' pal ol' buddy of mine idiot if he had a question for the guest. 'NOOOOOOOPE, I JUST WANTED TO TELL ELIZABETH(guest) I LOVE HER!' 
so creepy.


Don't forget to wash your hands for at least 30 seconds after listening to a Noory interview.

Masks optional, but recommended, while listening.

That mofo is airborne.

Juan

Who made the rule that “Riders On The Storm” has to be played every show?

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