bellgab.com hates gays

[Gassy Man]

Since we're all putting it out there, I hate Swedes.  Just saying.

[onan]

Stupid lacks gender preference. And, we do love to hug nuts. So, party on ladies and gentlepersons!

I would love to hang around but I am late for church, Pastor Phelps doesn't like us to be late.

[aldousburbank]

This thread just hit its second page. Haters !

[The General]

Since we're all putting it out there, I hate Swedes.  Just saying.

Yeah, but is that just you, or is that on the official Protocols of Bellgab master list of Untermencsh?
I don't remember Swedes being on the list.  We could add it though, I'm cool with that.

Everybody cool with adding Swedes to the list?

[onan]

Yeah, but is that just you, or is that on the official Protocols of Bellgab master list of Untermencsh?
I don't remember Swedes being on the list.  We could add it though, I'm cool with that.

Everybody cool with adding Swedes to the list?

Especially the Swedish plumbers... do I have to say more?

[aldousburbank]

No dude because ABBA.

[The General]

Especially the Swedish plumbers... do I have to say more?

Well, of course, but a Swedish plumber would already be on the list because he's a plumber, so...
Fuck, it, let's just add Swedes.  Makes it easier.  I've also been thinking of adding sharks to the list.

Christ I fuckin hate sharks. 

[onan]

Well, of course, but a Swedish plumber would already be on the list because he's a plumber, so...
Fuck, it, let's just add Swedes.  Makes it easier.  I've also been thinking of adding sharks to the list.

Christ I fuckin hate sharks.

Well everybody knows sharks are gay.

[someguy]

this is dumb

[aldousburbank]

And gay.

[coaster]

I hate how gay people act like they are being victimized because someone said the word "cocksucker". Get over it.

[onan]

this is dumb

Fuck, add dumb to the list.

[ChewMouse]

Bears. I hate bears and if one shows up here, I'm CALLING Art Bell to tell him how unfair this place is. And that's all bears, including those horrid little koala things.

Bears may not be gay but I'm pretty sure they're rapists.

[ItsOver]

Right, or bald.  But as long as you're not a Jewish, Spanish, bald plumber....
Well, like I said, it's all good.  We're pretty much cool with everything else.

What about Spics?

[aldousburbank]

40 more minutes if this dumb gay shit. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

[onan]

Bears. I hate bears and if one shows up here, I'm CALLING Art Bell to tell him how unfair this place is. And that's all bears, including those horrid little koala things.

Bears may not be gay but I'm pretty sure they're rapists.

I heard two bears talking on the phone... they were definitely gay.

[Jackstar]

This... is not even funny.

[ItsOver]

Well everybody knows sharks are gay.

They can't be all bad.  I think they like to eat dolphins.

[onan]

This... is not even funny.

Who is trying to be funny?

[aldousburbank]

You guys are mean bastards and not funny and I do not condone your behavior.

[ChewMouse]

I heard two bears talking on the phone... they were definitely gay.

I stand corrected.

[ItsOver]

You guys are mean bastards and not funny and I do not condone your behavior.

Thanks, Tommy.

[onan]

You guys are mean bastards and not funny and I do not condone your behavior.

Well... sez you.

[ItsOver]

Nuthuggers are OK, too.

[bateman]

I think we can all agree we hate asexuals.

[bateman]

Unless they're ugly, in which case, thank you.

[ziznak]

Bears. I hate bears and if one shows up here, I'm CALLING Art Bell to tell him how unfair this place is. And that's all bears, including those horrid little koala things.

Bears may not be gay but I'm pretty sure they're rapists.

CHEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!


I'm trisexual btw... I fuck dudes chicks and alieeeens

[aldousburbank]

Cmon page 3!

[onan]

I think we can all agree we hate asexuals.

goddamnit, add it to the list.

[lonevoice]

You guys are mean bastards and not funny and I do not condone your behavior.

You got something against illegitimate offspring?  How dare you!