Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Treading Water]

I've worn a kit. In Scotland. One evening only. There's a very good reason it's worn au natural. A mile of pleated wool. It was like having the lower half of my body in an oven.

Would that be a convection oven, and again I say, pics or it didn't happen. 

Hahahaha. I'm with UC on this one, Yorkie!! 

[Yorkshire pud]

Hahahaha. I'm with UC on this one, Yorkie!! 

A gentleman never discusses the goings on of image capture beneath his kilt. But I can reveal that at no time were pictures requested of my under kilt non activities.. I thank you.

[3OctaveFart]

Pretty cool.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/07/science/scientists-see-neurons-change-as-memories-form.html

[aldousburbank]

When life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door.

[PB the Deplorable]

When life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door.

Too bad there aren't more fans here, we could make a game of predicting tonight's set list, based on what hasn't been played yet over these past 4 final shows

http://www.setlist.fm/setlists/grateful-dead-bd6ad4a.html

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

We have the weirdest cloud cover today after more sunny skies were predicted.  It covers the whole sky but it's so thin that the disk of the Sun is still too bright to look at.  CBC claims it's smoke from all the wild fires.  It's hard to believe there could be that much smoke.

[aldousburbank]

Too bad there aren't more fans here, we could make a game of predicting tonight's set list, based on what hasn't been played yet over these past 4 final shows

http://www.setlist.fm/setlists/grateful-dead-bd6ad4a.html

Wish I could be there. It takes a lot of discipline to be a hippie.

[aldousburbank]

My kid's dog is pretty smart for being a stupid dog. Then again, for being smart, it's pretty dumb.

[PB the Deplorable]

Wish I could be there. It takes a lot of discipline to be a hippie.

With these final 5 shows, they bring Trey in - not John.  So the sound isn't quite right.  It's like someone making a movie out of a favorite book, but choosing the wrong actor to play the lead role. 

[PB the Deplorable]

When life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door.

Hopefully all is well at Uncle Aldous' Cabin?

[aldousburbank]

Hopefully all is well at Uncle Aldous' Cabin?

It certainly is not easy street so I think we're all good here.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

We have the weirdest cloud cover today after more sunny skies were predicted.  It covers the whole sky but it's so thin that the disk of the Sun is still too bright to look at.  CBC claims it's smoke from all the wild fires.  It's hard to believe there could be that much smoke.

I just noticed tiny pieces of ash are floating on the air and the vehicles are heavily speckled with them.  I don't think we have any fires within a few hundred miles.  The ones that are going must be terribly bad.

[wr250]

I just noticed tiny pieces of ash are floating on the air and the vehicles are heavily speckled with them.  I don't think we have any fires within a few hundred miles.  The ones that are going must be terribly bad.

chemtrails is what they be.

[wr250]

Ja!!
Jamaican Bobsled      Jamaican Bobsled
It was a lazy day floating in my boat
Above the Coral Reef
I and I be burning down
A big Jamaicam spliff
Well me brain was fuzzed from this ganja buzz
I was so turned on I be reeling mon
I no joking      He no joking
I be toking      He be toking

Then I fall asleep and have a dream
And in this dream Ja talked to me
And I could not believe what he said
"GO TO THE OLYMPICS AND RACE A BOBSLED!"
And I said "come on Ja!!  What you say Ja??
This is Jamaica  This Jamaica
There be no snow here mon   This is Jamaica"
Jamaican Bobsled
Jamaican Bobsled

He said "Go get yourself a corporate sponser then live on American soil
Then smoke ya ganja and train in the streets
Using fruit carts and 40 weight oil
Then you go to Calgary and you wait and see
They'll come from near and far to see the bobsled stars of Jamaica"
From Jamaica     From Jamaica
So I round up a team and we train so hard
Racing through the Kingston streets
And hey mon a great deal of our training mon
Was smoking lots and lots of spliffs
Oh to keep us fit we take another hit
Working hard and long and the ganja in the bong
I no joking mon     he no joking
We be smoking mon   he be smoking

a broadcast announcement of Jamaican bobsled team

Then the big day come and we go to Calgary
To see the bobsled run
I take one look and I say
"Nooo way mon this thing look dangerous it gonna be noooo fun"
But the whole world is watching and we got to race
In our Jamaican bobsled ship
So to give me courage while I make the run
I and I get really really ripped
Ja we smoke a big spliff about two foot long
Oh we sit in the bobsled cause it won't be long
We'll be dying mon    he'll be dying
I don't wanna do this
I no lying mon          he no lying

Play by play of inevitable crash

So now I and I back in Kingston mon
I'm so glad I survived the wreck
And it's ok mon
Cause my long dreadlocks cover up the brace on my neck

Some advice for you.. If you fall asleep too
And a voice in your head says "Race a bobsled"
DON'T DO IT MON!!
DON'T DO IT!!  DON'T LISTEN TO JA MON!!
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKIN ABOUT!!
I KNOW!!

[popple]

[eyenoeyeno]

When life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door.

so it's a good thing that stuffs fucked?
ok, I was almost going to be depressed.

[zeebo]

It certainly is not easy street so I think we're all good here.

But watch out, ya never know when you may be ... sittin plush with a royal flush.

[Eddie Coyle]

  Rebel flags a flyin' in Daytona tonight.

  There's an easy solution for this. Ban NASCAR. The local NBC affiliate just began it's 11 O'Clock news at...3:10am, because of the Mongoloid Olympics running late. 4 hour rain delay, because you want safety first when jackoffs are going 200 MPH.

[pate]

My TeeVee dinner is dun,

Thyme to drop the "lotion" and find the "enchilada"

Eye do luv code...

TA!~

[BobGrau]

A gentleman never discusses the goings on of image capture beneath his kilt. But I can reveal that at no time were pictures requested of my under kilt non activities.. I thank you.

When you get drunk in a kilt, tell the ladies that you're wearing shorts under it... they always check.

[Yorkshire pud]

When you get drunk in a kilt, tell the ladies that you're wearing shorts under it... they always check.

I was asked by non Scots women if I was wearing anything underneath before any other question. "Oh, by the way my name is...." I was treated like a none sex object, used to be their... (cont pp94)

[Chine]

Thinking of the upcoming Emmy nominations and I'll be very disappointed and shocked if Ben Mendelsohn (Bloodline) and Vincent D'Onofrio (Daredevil) are not nominated for their astounding work.

Met D'Onofrio years ago while working I was working in theater in NYC years ago. He was performing in Sam Shepard's Tooth of Crime at the Lortell in the West Village. I personally feel he's far more interesting and compelling these days. Yet, that's due to smart character choices and if you haven't seen his work in Daredevil, you're truly missing out.

That is all. Oh, and I'm very excited and curious about the new NetFlix series 'Narcos'

[albrecht]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html
Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

[Chine]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html
Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

Serves the idiot right. I only recently moved to southern FL and it didn't take long to figure out, gators are not to be messed with. Often, I'll see such signs if we're at a park. I did see my first gator up close about five months ago. I was enjoying a lovely peaceful moment at a friend's house, looking out on a lovely spread of land, watching elegant cranes. Then this huge splash and birds screaming and that gator leaped up so damn fast trying to eat a baby crane. It was unreal. My friend now calls that gator 'Robin's Gator' (I'm Robin, btw) I saw the gator again with his eyes and head just above the water. They fascinate me.

[gbneely]

Thinking of the upcoming Emmy nominations and I'll be very disappointed and shocked if Ben Mendelsohn (Bloodline) and Vincent D'Onofrio (Daredevil) are not nominated for their astounding work.

Met D'Onofrio years ago while working I was working in theater in NYC years ago. He was performing in Sam Shepard's Tooth of Crime at the Lortell in the West Village. I personally feel he's far more interesting and compelling these days. Yet, that's due to smart character choices and if you haven't seen his work in Daredevil, you're truly missing out.

That is all. Oh, and I'm very excited and curious about the new NetFlix series 'Narcos'

I'll throw my vote in for Liev Schreiber in Ray Donovan.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I saw the gator again with his eyes and head just above the water. They fascinate me.

As long as they aren't red eyes, those are the worst

[onan]

As long as they aren't red eyes, those are the worst

What about the black eyed alligators? And are any of them up for an Emmy?

[b_dubb]

Serves the idiot right. I only recently moved to southern FL and it didn't take long to figure out, gators are not to be messed with. Often, I'll see such signs if we're at a park. I did see my first gator up close about five months ago. I was enjoying a lovely peaceful moment at a friend's house, looking out on a lovely spread of land, watching elegant cranes. Then this huge splash and birds screaming and that gator leaped up so damn fast trying to eat a baby crane. It was unreal. My friend now calls that gator 'Robin's Gator' (I'm Robin, btw) I saw the gator again with his eyes and head just above the water. They fascinate me.

Stay away from fresh water in FLA. don't go near. They like to wait at the edge for tourists and golfers.

[b_dubb]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html
Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

I know it's gauche to speak ill of the dead by WHAT A FUCKING DUMB ASS

What were the redneck's last words?


Hey guys watch this fuck the gators

[UnscreenedCaller]

I know it's gauche to speak ill of the dead by WHAT A FUCKING DUMB ASS

What were the redneck's last words?


Hey guys watch this fuck the gators

I think that's what the gator objected to.