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WOULD YOU HAVE A ROBOTIC LOVER?!
« on: October 13, 2016, 03:23:18 PM »




Imagine what you could with a robotic lover.

It could be a great relationship. Or it could be evil like slavery.

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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2016, 04:06:20 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2016, 11:06:57 PM »
Let me know when we get the "Cherry 2000".  But remember this movie's cautionary tagline:  "There's more to love than hot wiring."


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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2016, 11:42:35 PM »
No.

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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2016, 11:44:03 PM »
I've been married for more than five years, I already have a robotic lover. amirite?

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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2016, 11:58:33 PM »
I've been married for more than five years, I already have a robotic lover. amirite?


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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2016, 12:51:33 AM »
How much money does the robotic lover have and how jealous is her last boyfriend?

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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2016, 01:38:04 AM »
How much money does the robotic lover have and how jealous is her last boyfriend?

I think I liked you better during your recent long hiatus.

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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2016, 10:34:20 AM »
Women want bad boys and money,a nd do other evil.

 :(

That's one of the reasons why I feel like living in the wild away from humans

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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2017, 12:15:08 AM »
If it really looked like a real life female then why not?

It is like babysitting your nephew for the day, all the fun of having a kid but you can give them back at the end of the day before they start pooping their pants.

Imagine a girlfriend who never cheats on you or asks you to put on a Brad Pitt mask.

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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2017, 09:01:23 PM »
well.... they could look and act like anyone right? they could include any accessories? two for one sales? klingon mating rituals preprogramed..... hmmmm.......


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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2017, 07:27:31 PM »

      Begin with the Real Doll, then add the following modifications:

       1) For God's sake, replace those dead, lifeless eyes that stare into space and make you feel like you're raping your sister's corpse. Wait, did I say that out loud? I only meant they need eyes that have the spark of life in them.

       2) Warmth. The doll/robot should have body temperature, thus making you and your pecker feel, uh, warm.

       3) How about some moving parts? Inside the orifices of the doll/robot, under the skin, should be gizmos that create the sensation of pulling, gyrating, pressure, etc. I mean after all.

       4) Just like a self-cleaning oven.

       5) Welcomes all requests for backdoor access, rather than demanding an expensive spa day in exchange for it.

       6) Absolutely LOVES inviting its hot doll/robot friends to join you.

         In principle, therefore, yes, I'm down with robot lovers, but if I catch mine reading anything by Gloria Steinem it goes straight to the landfill.