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Firefub Development Thread
« on: August 16, 2013, 06:40:33 AM »
We are MV-CT Dev. Doing good bad is part of our code. Different by Design. Firefub. Proudly non-profit; Innovating for you; Fast, flexible, in-secure, with many unknown and hidden features!

Ideas put forward by the community for development are taken seriously. Or not taken seriously. Depending on our Scientific Advisor, Richard 'C.

All coding is sent to 'the numbers lady' for review.

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Current known (or unknown) Firefub uses, ideas or requests should be posted below

Thanks.

Team MV-CT Dev.

Fuck you!

Spaget!

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2013, 06:46:21 AM »
Firefub

The Browser of the future.

Features include

Wireless over-the-web syncing of bookmarks and passwords to random Firefub users.

Newly designed random email address generator for greater probability of your emails getting to the right or wrong person.

Firefub now features an all new random website directory engine. No need to worry about typing in URLs - Firefub will decide where and when to surf for you!




Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2013, 05:20:04 PM »
Firefub

The Browser of the future.

Features include

Wireless over-the-web syncing of bookmarks and passwords to random Firefub users.

Newly designed random email address generator for greater probability of your emails getting to the right or wrong person.

Firefub now features an all new random website directory engine. No need to worry about typing in URLs - Firefub will decide where and when to surf for you!

Finally! Let me know if you need beta testers.


Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2013, 12:35:54 PM »
Just make sure it has incompatibility issues with Flash plug-ins.
That is key.
I would be totally lost if I surfed and didn't have the Flash plugin crash every other webpage.
 ::)

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2013, 09:33:07 AM »
Eggzaklee.

You too
You too

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2013, 09:43:50 AM »
MV has been working very hard on a new plugin which when finished will execute a random command at random intervals on randomly selected keystrokes.

All crash reports are sent to MV through a trojian back door in order to preserve non privacy.

Years of experience at MVCT enterprises makes dealing with virus attacks easy.
In the rare case that you accidently  download a virus ridden cock-pic do not be alarmed. To protect your data from threats Firefub will execute root commands to re-floor-mat your system disk.


Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2014, 05:22:34 PM »
firefub for linux!
it brings you to this site . as it doesnt do anything in and of itself other than make a desktop icon , i modified it to bring you here.


Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2014, 07:05:04 PM »
... Newly designed random email address generator for greater probability of your emails getting to the right or wrong person....

Hmm not quite powerful enough.  I need a guarantee that they'll eventually get to somebody.

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2014, 11:44:28 PM »
As development of Firefub has been so delayed and the latest source code developments kept under wraps by the stingy neckbeards, I'm going to release my own branch which I dub "Firefubbed, The Reckoning".

Release date is set for next fall, 2015.   Finally Firefub will have some REAL competition!

In addition to all the current Firefub features, you will also receive:

Clean Browse - The Reckoning is a full featured browser that actually reduces it's cache load on the system by slowly cleansing your hard drive.  Each time you browse a page, one file will be wiped off your machine, until only the absolute bare minimum OS files and The Reckoning executable are left.

Crystal Clear Reports - When you browse on Fridays, Reckoning automatically reports all posts written on BellGab.com to MV - a specific request by Jackstar that we're more than happy to implement.

AFP - Automated Fat Porn - a Reckoning exclusive.   Never be without a fattie to fap to!   As you browse, pictures of fat women in muumuu's are automatically detected, facially recognized, processed and replaced by the closest available actress from our large collection of fat porn stored on our servers around the globe. 

We look forward to providing you the finest browsing experience available, and are certain that once our beta is released, you will kiss the original Firefub goodbye forever!

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2014, 11:56:35 PM »
As development of Firefub has been so delayed and the latest source code developments kept under wraps by the stingy neckbeards, I'm going to release my own branch which I dub "Firefubbed, The Reckoning".

Release date is set for next fall, 2015.   Finally Firefub will have some REAL competition!

In addition to all the current Firefub features, you will also receive:

Clean Browse - The Reckoning is a full featured browser that actually reduces it's cache load on the system by slowly cleansing your hard drive.  Each time you browse a page, one file will be wiped off your machine, until only the absolute bare minimum OS files and The Reckoning executable are left.

Crystal Clear Reports - When you browse on Fridays, Reckoning automatically reports all posts written on BellGab.com to MV - a specific request by Jackstar that we're more than happy to implement.

AFP - Automated Fat Porn - a Reckoning exclusive.   Never be without a fattie to fap to!   As you browse, pictures of fat women in muumuu's are automatically detected, facially recognized, processed and replaced by the closest available actress from our large collection of fat porn stored on our servers around the globe. 

We look forward to providing you the finest browsing experience available, and are certain that once our beta is released, you will kiss the original Firefub goodbye forever!

I've looked at both products, but I'm having a difficult time deciding between mandatory horse porn and automated fat porn.

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2014, 12:03:23 AM »
I've looked at both products, but I'm having a difficult time deciding between mandatory horse porn and automated fat porn.

It's an easy choice.  With Firefubbed, The Reckoning, you get both!

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2014, 02:50:24 AM »
...Each time you browse a page, one file will be wiped off your machine, until only the absolute bare minimum OS files and The Reckoning executable are left....

I'm on Windows.  Can you add a toggle so instead it leaves everything except the OS?

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2014, 02:56:29 AM »
I'm on Windows.  Can you add a toggle so instead it leaves everything except the OS?

That will be in the release candidate, a browser that becomes the operating system!  Why didn't Microsoft think of that one?

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2014, 03:00:41 AM »
It's an easy choice.  With Firefubbed, The Reckoning, you get both!

Both?  I'm skeptical.

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2014, 10:52:32 AM »
Both?  I'm skeptical.

What do you want here, for us to remove features upon request?  This isn't the original Firefub, you know.

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2014, 05:18:12 PM »
First, the Fappening, now the Fubbening.  Exciting time to be in tech.

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2014, 01:57:16 PM »
As development of Firefub has been so delayed and the latest source code developments kept under wraps by the stingy neckbeards, I'm going to release my own branch which I dub "Firefubbed, The Reckoning".

Release date is set for next fall, 2015.   Finally Firefub will have some REAL competition!

In addition to all the current Firefub features, you will also receive:

Clean Browse - The Reckoning is a full featured browser that actually reduces it's cache load on the system by slowly cleansing your hard drive.  Each time you browse a page, one file will be wiped off your machine, until only the absolute bare minimum OS files and The Reckoning executable are left.

Crystal Clear Reports - When you browse on Fridays, Reckoning automatically reports all posts written on BellGab.com to MV - a specific request by Jackstar that we're more than happy to implement.

AFP - Automated Fat Porn - a Reckoning exclusive.   Never be without a fattie to fap to!   As you browse, pictures of fat women in muumuu's are automatically detected, facially recognized, processed and replaced by the closest available actress from our large collection of fat porn stored on our servers around the globe. 

We look forward to providing you the finest browsing experience available, and are certain that once our beta is released, you will kiss the original Firefub goodbye forever!

we should consider combining our efforts instead of sniping at one another.

firefub:  making the web yours again.

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2014, 01:57:58 PM »

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2014, 02:24:57 PM »
we should consider combining our efforts instead of sniping at one another.

firefub:  making the web yours again.

This makes it sound like you're trying actually release a useful program!    Firefub was supposed to be about making the web experience as awful as it can be.  What happened to that mission statement?   You founders have gone the way of those filthy rich dot com magnates.    Just how much have you and Mudking profited off this little venture of yours so far... $1? $2?  It's sickening.   You've really let this go to your heads.  No sir, I will not join you.





BTW, PM me, maybe we can work something out

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2014, 03:24:47 PM »
This makes it sound like you're trying actually release a useful program!    Firefub was supposed to be about making the web experience as awful as it can be.  What happened to that mission statement?   You founders have gone the way of those filthy rich dot com magnates.    Just how much have you and Mudking profited off this little venture of yours so far... $1? $2?  It's sickening.   You've really let this go to your heads.  No sir, I will not join you.





BTW, PM me, maybe we can work something out


no, sir.  no, no, no.  i believe firefub will revolutionize the way we use the web, and i'm happy to be a part of that.  if you can't understand or appreciate that, then your developer skills will not be needed for this project... even if you DO know how to program in CORAL66.

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2014, 03:37:58 PM »
i see my upload of firefub has been downloaded exactly 0 times, thanks guys.
* firefub.zip (0.34 kB - downloaded 0 times.)

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2014, 04:00:12 PM »
i see my upload of firefub has been downloaded exactly 0 times...

that seems about right.

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2016, 10:30:41 PM »
Firefub, Making the InterWebs GREAT again!

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2016, 07:34:59 PM »
I'm ready for the new 'fub.  Years of anticipation will only make those beta version bugs more endearing.  I'm hoping for more enigmatic buttons, glitzier error messages, and the optional Cobol replacement for Javascript.

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2016, 10:59:26 PM »
the new platform-less release is changing the way I use computers, interact with people in RL, as well as become a better parent.  You are going to be amazed at our as of yet un-named but soon to be open sourced, ground breaking security daemon.  For the first time ever you can rest assured that you will never, and I mean never ever, be hacked or subject to an exploit while using our new platform-less release.  The source code is so complex yet simple to work with that any hacker that tried to write an exploit for it would immediately be disappointed as the exploit would morph into a feature using our protection algorithms.

As I said we are going to open source this security feature so any person looking to create a platform-less product can take advantage of this as well.  This code-base will allow you to dream up of any potential use case and apply your brain power to thinking it through to completion.

You are welcome interwebs

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2016, 01:45:55 AM »
heh heh, if you do a bellgab search for firefub, it's amazing how many results there are.

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2016, 01:52:43 AM »
heh heh, if you do a bellgab search for firefub, it's amazing how many results there are.
FireFap is my fave. :-* ;D

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2016, 02:08:12 AM »
FireFap is my fave. :-* ;D

I can't wait to see the graphic design for this.  Also I hope it's a core feature not a plug-in, I can't afford any glitches on this one.

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2016, 02:19:59 AM »
I can't wait to see the graphic design for this.  Also I hope it's a core feature not a plug-in, I can't afford any glitches on this one.
Especially if there is a bicycle involved. ::)

Re: Firefub Development Thread
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2016, 03:06:21 AM »
And I assume it's safe to assume that it's not too much to assume that Firefub is making the world a better place?