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Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #210 on: February 19, 2017, 12:49:40 PM »
negative olfactory experiences in the Pike's Place fish market.


can confirm
source: can smell from here

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #211 on: February 19, 2017, 12:51:04 PM »
Literally, a fish has never been eaten by me.


I've got some brislings from Latvia in a jar over here. I don't think you know what you're missing.

Flee from the Pacific flesh.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #212 on: February 19, 2017, 12:53:27 PM »
Fish done right can be delicious...





I think it's important for the reader to recognize that this is a picture of like ninety bucks' worth.

If someone isn't into sushi at this point, they may best investigate other hobbies, like, say, wine collecting, or collecting rare Stardivarius instruments, or long-form drosage.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #213 on: March 29, 2017, 01:34:56 AM »
I actually am Dr. Cox.


DO NOT BLOW MY COVER

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #214 on: March 29, 2017, 01:35:24 AM »
I've got some brislings from Latvia in a jar over here.


Ladies: you had your chance.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #215 on: March 31, 2017, 02:33:05 PM »
So is there some kind of reason behind it? Fish done right can be delicious...



Yes, especially trouser trout, but there's a lot of time and work involved to get it right.  After you split it, gut it, and behead it, it has to be tenderized or it's tough as leather.  You can either tenderize it in a marinade, the timing is important, or beat the hell out of it with a tenderizer mallet. 

Personally, trouser trout is way too salty for my taste.  I really don't care for it. ::)

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #216 on: March 31, 2017, 08:58:05 PM »
Literally, a fish has never been eaten by me.

You're not missing anything. Inedible creatures, fish.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #217 on: March 31, 2017, 08:59:31 PM »
I'm submitting this post in my boxers.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #218 on: April 01, 2017, 11:32:53 PM »




I just noticed that all the dancers in the background--all--are men in drag.


LITERALLY NEVER SEEN THIS VIDEO

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« Reply #219 on: April 01, 2017, 11:35:26 PM »

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #220 on: April 13, 2017, 01:09:21 AM »
In these trouble times I've found refuge binge-watching the competition show "Forged in Fire" on History Channel.  I can't get enough of watching molten steel made into unnecessary weapons which are then used to unnecessarily obliterate defenseless grocery items.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #221 on: April 13, 2017, 12:17:11 PM »
I have very deliberately turned my entire life into an elaborate meta-troll over the course of the last twenty years.


YOU WISH I WERE KIDDING



Actually, the truth is--I don't even keep a diary.

 Far too easy.



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« Reply #222 on: April 14, 2017, 11:45:22 AM »
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Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #223 on: April 14, 2017, 07:54:09 PM »
I once saw John Valby live....... 


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #224 on: May 02, 2017, 02:58:35 AM »
likely to accept fashion tips from the coked-out whores who routinely service him


I started this way, and, God willing, that's how I'll finish.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #225 on: May 02, 2017, 02:19:50 PM »
just having another acid flashback


I have taken shitloads of acid, and I have never had a "flashback."
This is an urban legend, and is obviously, heavily promulgated by COINTELPRO.


Not one flashback. Ever. I demand refunds.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #226 on: May 02, 2017, 02:33:20 PM »

I have taken shitloads of acid, and I have never had a "flashback."
This is an urban legend, and is obviously, heavily promulgated by COINTELPRO.


Not one flashback. Ever. I demand refunds.

I was thinking the same thing as I was writing that.  ;D

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #227 on: May 02, 2017, 02:41:11 PM »

Personally, trouser trout is way too salty for my taste.  I really don't care for it. ::)
You need to tenderize it with a hammer.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #228 on: May 02, 2017, 02:50:34 PM »
I've never eaten poop but often use the phrase "This tastes like shit". 

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #229 on: May 04, 2017, 06:22:30 PM »
I've never eaten poop but often use the phrase "This tastes like shit".
If you have eaten anything from a grocery store you've eaten fecal matter.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #230 on: May 04, 2017, 06:23:59 PM »
You're not missing anything. Inedible creatures, fish.
I'll make your point moot now. Fried catfish.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #231 on: May 04, 2017, 06:29:24 PM »
If you have eaten anything from a grocery store you've eaten fecal matter.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #232 on: May 05, 2017, 05:46:49 PM »
If you have eaten anything from a grocery store you've eaten fecal matter.

Motherfucker.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #233 on: May 05, 2017, 05:59:13 PM »
For a month the only woman I would fap to was Melissa McCarthy.  Just for a month. I have no attraction anymore whatsoever.  Just for that one month...for some reason.

By the way, catfish is delicious.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #234 on: May 05, 2017, 06:10:02 PM »
For a month the only woman I would fap to was Melissa McCarthy.  Just for a month. I have no attraction anymore whatsoever.  Just for that one month...for some reason.

By the way, catfish is delicious.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #235 on: May 05, 2017, 06:21:54 PM »
Our summer intern this year is a dreadfully serious young  engineering student named Claire.

We stayed late last night and decorated her cube in an outer space type theme - painted styrofoam planets, cut out stars and the like.
When she came in this morning we played this for her.   Drove her out of her gourd.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #236 on: May 05, 2017, 06:25:22 PM »
a dreadfully serious young  engineering student

Who does she think killed Kennedy? Ask her this--and film it--please, I'm begging you.

Then, at the end, follow up with "...who is John Galt?"

Comedy gold.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #237 on: May 05, 2017, 06:28:16 PM »
fap [...] catfish

I have no response to this.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #238 on: May 05, 2017, 06:37:55 PM »
Who does she think killed Kennedy? Ask her this--and film it--please, I'm begging you.

Then, at the end, follow up with "...who is John Galt?"

Comedy gold.

I'll see what I can do Jack.   Don't expect much, she's kind of a young, Asian, female version of Neil Armstrong. 

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #239 on: May 05, 2017, 06:42:01 PM »
My father and an out of town visiting aunt dropped by unannounced. I was so pissed they didn't tell me they were coming over that I pretended not to be home.

Sounds good!