Author True Confessions Of BellGab  (Read 10941 times)

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Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2016, 12:59:29 PM »
I became part of the bellgab culture on April 26, 2015, 03:03:31 PM

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« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2016, 04:25:57 PM »
I hate the color red

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« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2016, 05:00:55 PM »
I put the pee in pools.


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« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2016, 10:00:48 PM »
I shit in a lake once

ONCE

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« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2016, 10:09:45 PM »
I love George Noory.  Tommy, too.

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« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2016, 12:49:19 AM »
I hate the color red

I don't like the color yellow, although, sometimes Halloween orange is even worse.

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« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2016, 12:56:25 AM »
I put taco sauce on my mac & cheese.

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« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2016, 01:05:23 AM »
I voted for Jimmy Carter

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« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2016, 01:05:55 AM »
Once I actually told my teacher that my dog ate my homework.
Once I asked my dog to eat the teacher that was giving me homework.

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« Reply #39 on: October 03, 2016, 05:35:21 AM »
I voted for Jimmy Carter
As a native Georgian, I took advantage of all eight opportunities I had to vote against him.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2016, 01:33:23 AM »
I pretty much only post here to attempt to impress and/or emulate Aldous.

AND SO SAY YOU ALL

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« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2016, 02:14:22 AM »
I haven't read or listened to anything paranormal in at least 6 months yet I still am drawn to this blessed site every few days to catch up on the bellgab news

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2016, 11:20:56 AM »
I've never eaten a Big Mac

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« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2016, 11:23:38 AM »
I've never eaten a Big Mac
I have.  Many times.  Not recently, though. 

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2016, 11:27:54 AM »
I put taco sauce on my mac & cheese.
Damn squirrels will eat anything.


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« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2016, 11:36:28 AM »
Right before a gabcast I hacked into MV's phone and turned off the alarm.

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« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2016, 12:34:54 PM »
Right before a gabcast I hacked into MV's phone and turned off the alarm.

Please don't do that anymore.  :'(

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« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2016, 01:50:35 PM »
I pretty much only post here to attempt to impress and/or emulate Aldous.

AND SO SAY YOU ALL
I thought I was the only one.

PRAISE ALDOUSBURBANK!

SO SAY YOU ALL!!!
;) ;D

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2016, 03:13:22 PM »
... y'all thought I was gonna link a picture from his Twitter feed, didn't you? PERVERTS.


Let's focus on why we're here.




Didn't the circumstances initially sounding this story sound like total bullshit in the first place? Let's start with the guy's name. This shit is straight out of Central Casting!

I did it. I did it! I CONFESS!









Ye were warned. Ye were all warned. I warned ye.


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« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2016, 07:56:08 PM »
I put the pee in pools.

Dear God, Man!!  The very thought! You'd have me frolicking in urine!!

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #50 on: November 07, 2016, 03:03:59 AM »
Once tasted a booger



mmm...

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« Reply #51 on: November 07, 2016, 06:27:01 PM »
When I tell people that "I have social anxiety," I am really thinking, "I find most people are too stupid to painlessly associate with simultaneously."

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Hey, I have social anxiety!

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« Reply #52 on: November 07, 2016, 07:39:46 PM »
Jackstar's posts almost always make me laugh.

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« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2016, 02:57:55 PM »
There's an honest-to-God literal chance that I might get so caught up in nothing but shitposting on The Internet all day that I'll fail to submit my ballot on time. Polls close in eleven hours and I've barely glanced at the fucking thing.

DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #54 on: November 10, 2016, 04:54:34 PM »
I may have dropped the roll from your inflight meal onto the galley floor when I was a flight attendant and just put it back on the tray.

If you were an asshole traveling from NYC to Boston... your luggage went to Guam.



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« Reply #55 on: November 10, 2016, 05:04:20 PM »
I don't like the color yellow, although, sometimes Halloween orange is even worse.


The colors red & orange trigger me

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« Reply #56 on: November 10, 2016, 05:08:05 PM »
Harvey Keitel bit my roommate's ass. More than once.

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« Reply #57 on: November 10, 2016, 05:13:42 PM »



Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #58 on: November 10, 2016, 07:34:53 PM »
I may have dropped the roll from your inflight meal onto the galley floor when I was a flight attendant and just put it back on the tray.

If you were an asshole traveling from NYC to Boston... your luggage went to Guam.

:)      :D      ;D ;D ;D                   LMFAO  -   I knew there was something I liked about you  Chine.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #59 on: November 10, 2016, 07:36:32 PM »
I voted for Jimmy Carter
   /Reported
:D