Don't take any wooden nickels. And stay away from Morningside. There's something going on up there!
Cam! How fortuitous. I just flipped to Comet, after Columbo. Just in time to catch the closing credits for MST3K "Manos, The Hand of Fate." Best of all, though, was catching the classic skit of "Torgo's Pizza." "Hey...the pizza is still warm...bleeeeck!"
In some universe, in some other timeline, Colombo is cruising in his Peugeot up the driveway to Morningside, to question The Tall Man. Somehow, he ends up following a sign marked "Valley Looge," only to be welcomed by someone named Torgo. The Master, who is really The Prisoner, would be most pleased.