BG Newswire 04/08/2017 17:10 MDT
Mount Jackstar erupts; Effects Widespread
Bellgabs Posters were shocked at the sight of Mount Jackstar erupting Saturday. While nobody was injured as of the time of writing of report, its estimated that several may have been triggered or perhaps even goaded to a flame war against Jackstar, a long-time member of Bellgab, by his acerbic and often mysterious wit.
While such a practice of frequent posting is called flooding, officials say this may not have been his intent. An unidentified official claimed "He didn't get to go to Bingo at noon, he had to make up for this somehow. Posting of his row of avatars also points out the possibility that he might have OCD." A regular poster claimed "He's like black-coffee. I'm just going to brew a pot and enjoy his posts."