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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78330 on: August 13, 2017, 06:51:36 PM »

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78331 on: August 13, 2017, 06:58:14 PM »
This seems like it's going to be like an episode of Happy Days when a lot of the old characters come back for a guest appearance.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78332 on: August 13, 2017, 07:05:00 PM »
I'm a retarded little twat who was dropped on my head repeatedly by my whore mother. My IQ is smaller than my shoe size. I tell others that I am 6'3" but I'm really 5'3" and weight 300 pounds. That's why I am still a virgin and have time to post 24 hours a day on a website where everybody hates me.  I enjoy annoying others with my spam and love driving posters away from Bellgab with my never ending drivel. 

We know.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78333 on: August 13, 2017, 07:05:04 PM »
This seems like it's going to be like an episode of Happy Days when a lot of the old characters come back for a guest appearance.

With vastly improved lighting/cameras/production.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78334 on: August 13, 2017, 07:07:10 PM »
We'll be discussing in length a theory I have about who the intruder could possibly be.

Can littlechris call in to put to rest the rumour you are the same person?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78335 on: August 13, 2017, 07:08:50 PM »
Can littlechris call in to put to rest you are the same person?

We also need Old Dirty Gerry and 51area drone to call in to make sure they aren't LC and Chefist.  :D

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78336 on: August 13, 2017, 07:10:59 PM »
We also need Old Dirty Gerry and 51area drone to call in to make sure they aren't LC and Chefist.  :D

Don't muddle things.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78337 on: August 13, 2017, 07:11:18 PM »
Mighty MV-
You've got to be new-papa-proud that this germ of an idea - a Falkie-centric podcast - has become so wildly popular. I know I'd be.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78338 on: August 13, 2017, 07:13:31 PM »
Mighty MV-
You've got to be new-papa-proud that this germ of an idea - a Falkie-centric podcast - has become so wildly popular. I know I'd be.

Praise Littlechris

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78339 on: August 13, 2017, 07:14:37 PM »
We'll be discussing in length a theory I have about who the intruder could possibly be.

Does anyone know if the "stolen" iPad is the one that Falkie bought using his dead mother's credit card?

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« Reply #78340 on: August 13, 2017, 07:20:06 PM »
Does anyone know if the "stolen" iPad is the one that Falkie bought using his dead mother's credit card?


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« Reply #78341 on: August 13, 2017, 07:26:58 PM »
Can littlechris call in to put to rest the rumour you are the same person?

He said he might not be able to call in...but I hope he does. For me, the circumstantial evidence is clearly present.

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« Reply #78342 on: August 13, 2017, 07:27:09 PM »
We'll be discussing in length a theory I have about who the intruder could possibly be.

chefist,
WE STILL REMEMBER that show when you vere pissing in the bucket under your desk and the mike picked-up the sound of your stream hitting the bucket.
please move the bucket away this time, otherwise you were doing great... ;)

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78343 on: August 13, 2017, 07:27:27 PM »
This sort of buzz is Senda's true celebrity - the only he will ever have - and it is sad he can't appreciate it.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78344 on: August 13, 2017, 07:27:41 PM »
Just in from George!   

He's been working very hard..

Even the bathroom is now shinning!

ALL Spic and Span

Haters and Trolls you can go suck a pickle.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78345 on: August 13, 2017, 07:28:50 PM »
He said he might not be able to call in...but I hope he does. For me, the circumstantial evidence is clearly present.

I'm not on the electronic notification list.
Can someone please burn a pile of human shit so I can see the smoke rising to know when the shit show starts.
Thank you shit so very much.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78346 on: August 13, 2017, 07:31:56 PM »
We also need Old Dirty Gerry and 51area drone to call in to make sure they aren't LC and Chefist.  :D

I imagine this quartet cruising the local middle school in an Impala convertible with WNYC honking from the single dashboard speaker.

They can all snort a power drill.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78347 on: August 13, 2017, 07:37:02 PM »
I imagine this quartet cruising the local middle school in an Impala convertible with WNYC honking from the single dashboard speaker.

They can all snort a power drill.

Middle school girls? You must be thinking of Casio and zaza.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78348 on: August 13, 2017, 07:38:11 PM »
What a self important little turd.
I think you need to look up the definition of little.  I do not think it means what you think it means.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78349 on: August 13, 2017, 07:39:02 PM »
Does anyone know if the "stolen" iPad is the one that Falkie bought using his dead mother's credit card?

No, it was not.  He almost immediately dropped that one and smashed the screen.  So he simply had to go out and buy a new one to replace it.

You will note that he had an enormous apparatus with handles on the side for that new one.  It served both as a protective bumper and as something to grip while holding it up in front of his big fat sloppy sixchin puss.

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« Reply #78350 on: August 13, 2017, 07:40:24 PM »
Middle school girls? You must be thinking of Casio and zaza.
Inglorious Bitch, of course nobody would think of old wrinkled bag like yourself kissing Hillary Clinton ass.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78351 on: August 13, 2017, 07:44:04 PM »
Inglorious Bitch, of course nobody would think of old wrinkled bag like yourself kissing Hillary Clinton ass.

Hey shitbag


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78352 on: August 13, 2017, 07:45:03 PM »
I think you need to look up the definition of little.  I do not think it means what you think it means.

LOL, I stand corrected.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78353 on: August 13, 2017, 07:46:27 PM »
Mighty MV-
You've got to be new-papa-proud that this germ of an idea - a Falkie-centric podcast - has become so wildly popular. I know I'd be.

I'm just sad my grandma didn't live to see it.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78354 on: August 13, 2017, 07:47:08 PM »
Did a Sewergab hater like Little Chris, Mr. Spock or Chefist invade my home and and steal my Ipad to ensure I could no longer do videos ?

Senda would have us think that he didn't choose to make YouTube videos, he was raptured into it by the public's insatiable thirst for self-absorbed alt-right internet blowhards.

There's only one audience that watches a hideously enflamed ass pimple of a man tugging on his own nuts and screeching when he feels he hasn't received received enough attention in the last hour.  He's turned that audience into his mother, which means he fantasizes about sucking our tits.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78355 on: August 13, 2017, 07:52:34 PM »
Senda would have us think that he didn't choose to make YouTube videos, he was raptured into it by the public's insatiable thirst for self-absorbed alt-right internet blowhards.

There's only one audience that watches a hideously enflamed ass pimple of a man tugging on his own nuts and screeching when he feels he hasn't received received enough attention in the last hour.  He's turned that audience into his mother, which means he fantasizes about sucking our tits.
ewwww...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78356 on: August 13, 2017, 07:53:55 PM »
Middle school girls? You must be thinking of Casio and zaza.
with the Falkie in the back seat...
"twitching"

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78357 on: August 13, 2017, 07:56:21 PM »
         "the gauntlet has been thrown" 






I pose the question :

Did a Sewergab hater like Casio, Kathy and/or Ratty Patty invade my home and and steal my Ipad to ensure I could no longer do videos ?




Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78358 on: August 13, 2017, 07:58:09 PM »
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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #78359 on: August 13, 2017, 07:59:27 PM »
Just in from George!   

He's been working very hard..

Even the bathroom is now shinning!

ALL Spic and Span
but, have YOU seen it yet ?
(to make such a proclamation ?)

and he was "gagging" because of the 409 fumes ?
what about being close and personal to his shit hole, bathtub..and sink..and piss stained floor...and...
NOW, THAT WOULD NOT ONLY MAKE ME GAG...BUT THROW UP...

*I do NOT think I would even be able to set foot in that SHITHOLE !