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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75450 on: July 17, 2017, 01:23:53 PM »
*** URGENT PRAYER REQUEST ***

Please someone with email access to George Noory submit prayer request to Norry to pray for George Senda's anus.
put: "URGENT!! Senda's anus needs your prayers" in the email title...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75451 on: July 17, 2017, 01:34:02 PM »
*** URGENT PRAYER REQUEST ***

Please someone with email access to George Noory submit prayer request to Norry to pray for George Senda's anus.
put: "URGENT!! Senda's anus needs your prayers" in the email title...

GNprivate@coasttocoastam.com

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75452 on: July 17, 2017, 01:37:02 PM »

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How to Prepare for your Colonoscopy

Guzzle down a gallon of icky tasting fluid. (It helps to allow yourself to become dehydrated before starting, spend extra time outside in the sun)

In about one hour the fun starts.

Make sure you have several rolls of backup TP handy. A wet mop as well.

Try to avoid having a bowel movement while riding public transportation. Other passengers have noses too.

If you do have a loose BM while enroute to the doctor, bring an extra pair of shorts and duck behind a dumpster to do a quick change. Avoid eye contact with sleeping junkies.

Tomorrow's topic will be: 'How to prepare for your endoscopy'

Even funner than your colonoscopy and you get to wear loose clothes.



Re: The Dominoes Follow Up Might Prove Itself "A Bigger Falkie"
« Reply #75453 on: July 17, 2017, 01:47:11 PM »
sometimes, when things fail to go "according to Falkie", Falkie just drops the issue.
the "Great assault and robbery of Slow Kathy at Walmart"
the "Case of the bleeding cooter staring Slow Kathy"
the "George Senda Show" produced by George Noory
the coming personal "Care Giver"...promised by ?
and most recently the Dominos Corporate response....

Whatever happened to the TV show George Noory was shopping around that included a spot with Flakie?  Falkie had sent a demo, and George and everyone else associated with the ''new show'' loved it.  Remember how secretive that was, how Falkie couldn't say anything more?  And how we told him Noory was just pranking him

Re: The Dominoes Follow Up Might Prove Itself "A Bigger Falkie"
« Reply #75454 on: July 17, 2017, 01:49:58 PM »
Between the leaks coming out of him and Kathy, I'm just happy not to be doing the laundry over there.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75455 on: July 17, 2017, 01:50:07 PM »
 I hope nobody tells Senda that MV is trying to hack into the colonoscopy camera so he can post pics of Senda's ass all over the dark web, and take control of the scope itself. I would imagine a sharp left turn or two might be quite painful.

But that would be wrong.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75456 on: July 17, 2017, 01:53:58 PM »
Now would be an ideal time to call in sick, if you are going to be confronted by the full horror of Senda's incontinence. Even money this thing will be cancelled.

Re: The Dominoes Follow Up Might Prove Itself "A Bigger Falkie"
« Reply #75457 on: July 17, 2017, 01:54:13 PM »
Between the leaks coming out of him and Kathy, I'm just happy not to be doing the laundry over there.
George and Sweet Kathy are going to have a shitty time this week.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75458 on: July 17, 2017, 02:05:51 PM »
I hope nobody tells Senda that MV is trying to hack into the colonoscopy camera so he can post pics of Senda's ass all over the dark web, and take control of the scope itself. I would imagine a sharp left turn or two might be quite painful.

But that would be wrong.

Surely nobody would tell him that...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75459 on: July 17, 2017, 02:23:31 PM »
Surely nobody would tell him that...

It would ruin my faith in human nature (not that I had much to begin with) if someone did that.

I see a few potential problems. One, I don't think they will have a hospital gown big enough to fit him, so he might face having to do this ordeal NUDE.

Two, you are supposed to fast for several days beforehand; now, when has Senda shown any sign of lasting more than half an hour before shovelling pies into his loathsome fat face?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75460 on: July 17, 2017, 02:27:34 PM »
... I see a few potential problems. One, I don't think they will have a hospital gown big enough to fit him, so he might face having to do this ordeal NUDE...

Don't be icky, once he's lying down they just cover him with cardboard.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75461 on: July 17, 2017, 02:28:03 PM »
It would ruin my faith in human nature (not that I had much to begin with) if someone did that.

I see a few potential problems. One, I don't think they will have a hospital gown big enough to fit him, so he might face having to do this ordeal NUDE.

Two, you are supposed to fast for several days beforehand; now, when has Senda shown any sign of lasting more than half an hour before shovelling pies into his loathsome fat face?

If someone tells him that, he might cancel like you mentioned,  make up some lame excuses.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75462 on: July 17, 2017, 02:30:23 PM »
Despite Falkie going over it again - at length - with the various nurses and anyone else involved today, what are the odds some incompetent nurse prescribes useless generic pain meds again?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75463 on: July 17, 2017, 02:30:27 PM »
Don't be icky, once he's lying down they just cover him with cardboard.

I thought I heard him say he was taking a large roll of Reflectix with him.  I'm sure I heard wrong.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75464 on: July 17, 2017, 02:37:27 PM »
I know he's fond of taking hospital selfies. I'm hoping for a picture while they're rummaging about in Senda's colon, digging for gold.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75465 on: July 17, 2017, 02:54:12 PM »
A Jewish patient asks:

To prepare for my colonoscopy, my doctor said I should drink a special solution. Are those drinks kosher?

Answer:

There are two types of solutions used to flush the patient's colon, one of which is polyethylene glycol based (e.g. GoLYTELY) and the other is sodium phosphate based (e.g. Fleet Phospho-soda EZ Prep). About one gallon, the ingredients used in the unflavored versions of both of these solutions do not pose a kashrus concern and may be consumed. These solutions are also available pre-flavored or with a "flavor pack" that one adds to the solution, and these are not recommended.

In recent years, a third option has become available: sodium phosphate tablets (e.g. Osmo-Prep, Visicol). As with all other inedible tablets which are swallowed (as opposed to chewed), these tables may be used regardless of which ingredients they contain.

If someone is unable to drink the unflavored solution and their doctor recommends that they not use the tablets, then there is halachic basis for allowing the person to consume the flavored solution and they should consult with their Rabbi.

Is one of George's cats a rabbit?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75466 on: July 17, 2017, 02:56:47 PM »
The Master describes his latest cleaning efforts, and the cooling system (featuring box fans and Reflectix) that he has set up in his apartment.

I hope that he is able to stay cool and safe out there!  He is ROASTING!



Good luck with your colonoscopy, George.

#FakeNews.  This video was NOT about Falkie cleaning out his anus.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75467 on: July 17, 2017, 03:14:36 PM »
Classic Falkie.
Youtube Mukbangs:
Youtuber buys a LARGE quantity of food. Sets it to look HUGE on screen, and generate views because for what reason (I have no clue), but ppl seem to be fascinated with seeing ppl scarf down HUGE quantities of food in one sitting..

Usually this food is... Large quantities of chicken wings, sushi, pizzas, fast foods..:
1. *Start video at 0:47 seconds in. Listen to what Falkie wants to scarf.
and
2. I have never heard a mukbanger ASK ppl to BUY the food either. lol! just listen to the way he says it too! lol

Ahhh. Caviar dreams on a hotdog budget..

  Ps: MV, this is when Falkie was still putting out funny stuff. So don't worry, you don't have to put the speed of the video to 1.25.
 8)



Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75468 on: July 17, 2017, 03:33:40 PM »
Welcome to "Colonoscopy Talk" or why I won't get a Colonoscopy.

A lot of things can go wrong during and even after colonoscopy in a hospital outpatient department or an ambulatory surgery center.

Perforations or lacerations can cause bleeding and hemorrhage or even infections that don't show up for a day or more; sedative drugs can cause reactions resulting in hypoxia, aspiration pneumonia, and cardiac arrhythmias. Abdominal pain or nausea can also result, possibly from preparation.

Many of the related injuries associated with colonoscopies go unreported or are never diagnosed.  Death from colon cancer will very rarely not be reported as the cause of death, so those are accurate predictions.  But, we have no idea just how high the actual number for colonoscopy injuries and death may actually be.

Perforations and other injuries from colonoscopies can be extremely difficult to diagnose and are often of little concern when the patient is dying.  We also have to consider that doctors and hospitals will rarely report an injury from a colonoscopy unless forced to.  It is up to the patient to successfully prove that the procedure caused their injury or resulting infection in a civil trial before it will be reported and logged.  The fact that few, if any, of these cases will see the light of day is covered.

George, I hope you are reading this, bad things could happen leaving sweet Kathy a lonely woman. Good luck...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75469 on: July 17, 2017, 03:35:43 PM »
The end is near

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75470 on: July 17, 2017, 03:39:36 PM »
Classic Falkie.
Youtube Mukbangs:
Youtuber buys a LARGE quantity of food. Sets it to look HUGE on screen, and generate views because for what reason (I have no clue), but ppl seem to be fascinated with seeing ppl scarf down HUGE quantities of food in one sitting..

Usually this food is... Large quantities of chicken wings, sushi, pizzas, fast foods..:
1. *Start video at 0:47 seconds in. Listen to what Falkie wants to scarf.
and
2. I have never heard a mukbanger ASK ppl to BUY the food either. lol! just listen to the way he says it too! lol

Ahhh. Caviar dreams on a hotdog budget..

  Ps: MV, this is when Falkie was still putting out funny stuff. So don't worry, you don't have to put the speed of the video to 1.25.
 8)



Does George have 4 hotdogs on his plate?  I wonder if that's how many he normally eats at a time?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75471 on: July 17, 2017, 03:47:10 PM »
4 large hotdogs, plus fries, tater tots, desert and large orange juice. A normal meal for someone who has stretched the capacity of the stomach to digest. I'm always amazed at the amount of food extremely obese bedridden people can consume. Where's Richard Simmons when you need him?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75472 on: July 17, 2017, 03:49:22 PM »
The end is near

B👁‍🗨t will it be quick?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75473 on: July 17, 2017, 03:54:05 PM »
If you've a history of colon cancer in the family and have to undergo the ordeal, I believe there is some period of fasting involved. That will not go over well with George.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75474 on: July 17, 2017, 03:56:30 PM »
B👁‍🗨t will it be quick?

We pray

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75475 on: July 17, 2017, 04:05:41 PM »
The end is near
My bug-out bag is up to date and ready to go. ;) ;D

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75476 on: July 17, 2017, 04:42:48 PM »
The end is near
is that what the near sighted Physician will say as they raise the table ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75477 on: July 17, 2017, 06:47:27 PM »

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75478 on: July 17, 2017, 07:09:24 PM »
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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75479 on: July 17, 2017, 08:13:21 PM »
has anyone thought of the possibility that....
the "so called stolen" iPad will be found, during Falkie's ANAL PROBE ?

*that thought just crossed my mind...