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Re: He "Does" "Breaking News"? Or Does He Mean Pilfers "Beaking News"?
« Reply #75420 on: July 17, 2017, 04:49:30 AM »
Not to mention the "Overview" description: "I do social commentary, do breaking news videos & talk about the paranormal." Yeah, like sitting around pilfering online and/or wire stories, reading them verbatim is "doing" something. What a fine "Coast To Coast AM"-credited researcher there. Not like others have to actually report and do the work on such "breaking news," but it's great to know that some need to have a second-hand account of things so they know what is going on.

You know, Senda can do for himself as far as news or even non-fiction and fiction creation. If you look around YouTube, you'll find excellent examples of good, solid work from those who have the same -- maybe even less -- resources than "Sewergab Senda" but can produce what they do. He has internet access, telephone service, some mobility around his area -- so why doesn't he try and "work" at producing original things of his own? Like that thought escapes him? What happened to that claim I think he made a while back that he ran into someone from a "major publication" in the Bay Area that offered him a job as some "special-projects reporter," or some such? Or did I hear that wrong?

And marketing himself? He should look into those custom-novelty items. He can have a cartoon caricature of himself crawling from a manhole cover to the header of "Sewergab Senda" -- waving a small U.S. flag as he proclaims his never-ending battle for "truth, justice and the American way."

Are there no comedy clubs in the Bay Area, as well? With "Open Mike Night" things? He can just get up there and describe his own life and his delusions. He is missing out on a chance to do something. The audience would be in stitches! What they think is totally fictional "creative genius" material is actually the "True Story" of this guy. Another "job opportunity" perhaps overlooked?

I would buy mugs and t-shirts with that on it!  ;D


Re: Yes, I Needed A Good Laugh Today -- And That Rambling Video Did It!
« Reply #75421 on: July 17, 2017, 05:03:01 AM »
LOL
if you did see Falkie...would you say hello Falkie ?

Hey, remember those ChattyKathy dolls where you pulled the chord and the doll had a variety of recordings that she spoke? 

I imagine a great seller would be a  ChattySenda doll with different recordings of his sewergab rants.  ;D

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75422 on: July 17, 2017, 05:27:42 AM »
I think we need Anthony and Kathy bobble heads too.

Sewergab caps and t-shirts as well, as bellgab ones.  I'm sure MV won't mind.  Oh, and at least a mug with Praise MV! on it.

Screenshots of various bellgab posts would make great images for the bellgab and sewergab t-shirts and mugs.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75423 on: July 17, 2017, 07:29:52 AM »


Good morning Senda, you useless piece of shit.

So, you're having a colonoscopy (courtesy of the taxpayers). Question: How will they know in which end to insert the colonoscope? It's a well-known fact you only have two moving parts, your mouth and your rectum and they're interchangeable.

It was nice of you to to show us the laxative you'll ingest the day before the procedure. And it will be wonderful to watch you drink it on camera. Will you have a web cam in your bathroom so we can watch as your colon explosively evacuates itself and listen to the associated explosive evacuation noises as well as your screaming and cursing?




Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75424 on: July 17, 2017, 09:17:05 AM »
just thinking...
what a "hit" a coffee mug would be with ....
Falkie having "assumed the position", awaiting with anticipation, iPad in hands...
his COLONOSCOPY !

*now THAT is what I am thinking would make a GREAT GIFT !

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75425 on: July 17, 2017, 09:29:58 AM »
Is this when he broke his ipad?


Re: The Dominoes Follow Up Might Prove Itself "A Bigger Falkie"
« Reply #75426 on: July 17, 2017, 10:02:13 AM »
I missed the "Raising Hell" with Dominoes follow up. If he did that. The "evil plot" against him. If he did a video in which he records or describe that follow-up, it would no doubt prove to be a "bigger Falkie."

If he emailed the corporate office with his "experience" described in full, I bet its reply went something like this from someone in the real world:

"Dear Dominoes customer:

We are disappointed to hear of your recent experience with our company. We strive to maintain the highest standards in providing our products and services to consumers. We regret any inconvenience this may have caused you. But, on the other hand and realistically, if you weren't such a f*ck and conduct yourself like a child, maybe this issue could have been handled better on your part? What in the hell is your problem?

Cordially,
Dominoes Corporate Office."

sometimes, when things fail to go "according to Falkie", Falkie just drops the issue.
the "Great assault and robbery of Slow Kathy at Walmart"
the "Case of the bleeding cooter staring Slow Kathy"
the "George Senda Show" produced by George Noory
the coming personal "Care Giver"...promised by ?
and most recently the Dominos Corporate response....

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75427 on: July 17, 2017, 10:22:18 AM »
Is this when he broke his ipad?



That's a KEEPER!!!   ;D

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75428 on: July 17, 2017, 10:47:48 AM »
Here is a video from George and he is talking about other dead person.



Are you shitting me, senda?  Shoot the zombie in the knees?  ''That'll sure slow them down."  A head shot.  Shoot them in the head.  Why would you waste bullets kneecapping the fuckers when a single bullet to the brain will settle their shit for good?

And bravo, on your many pregnant pauses as you felched and stumbled your way through your brain and misfiring synaptic processes searching out words for your anemic farewell to George Romero.

Oh, yeah, another missed opportunity for greatness when you and the rest of the unwanted missed the casting call '...by one day.'

That is your life isn't it?  Always a day late and a Prius short.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75429 on: July 17, 2017, 10:48:20 AM »
Hey Anthony,

 You can go fuck yourself. Promoting your ipad funding and making money off of the George Romero death video. Some people actually knew the guy and cared about his work. You're a POS....

You knew Georgie?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75430 on: July 17, 2017, 10:49:26 AM »
No worries. Fatso will probably be dead soon himself, then someone can make a death video about the discovery of his bloated maggot-infested corpse and face eaten away by cats.

Laura!  Good to see you again.  Even if it's just in this sewer(gab) of a thread.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75431 on: July 17, 2017, 10:51:34 AM »
two things...
I saw my attorney and insurance underwriter at Church this morning...
it's looking like we need 32 days more..
BEFORE Falkie takes a dirt nap and his kitties have an "unending buffet"..
hopefully, I can have my "shopping" done !
(and, yes I have hired an assistant to help..time is of the essence)

and second,
are we to address the FAT ONE as Anthony now ?

Hot damn!  That's another great idea you've come up with.  senda could now rebrand himself and host the 'Fat Anthony' show!  Hey, hey, hey.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75432 on: July 17, 2017, 11:17:26 AM »
To bad that there will be no live show when George does his probing from the Doctors Office. Is the Doctor a space alien? As we all know that George just loves things going up his Butt. Can Sweet Kathy give us a play by play of the probing? What about Ratty Patty? Whats her take on this?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75433 on: July 17, 2017, 11:24:16 AM »
The Master describes his latest cleaning efforts, and the cooling system (featuring box fans and Reflectix) that he has set up in his apartment.

I hope that he is able to stay cool and safe out there!  He is ROASTING!



Good luck with your colonoscopy, George.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75434 on: July 17, 2017, 11:33:48 AM »
Do bad that there will be no live show when George does his probing from the Doctors Office. Is the Doctor a space alien? As we all know that George just loves things going up his Butt.
what about a miniature Falkie dash character ?
you know the type I am referring to....
Falkie on his knees, head on the dash looking at "you"...
his FAT ASS up, way up in the air....red shorts(tm) around his ankles....
highlighting his "world famous" SWAMP BALLS swaying in the breeze...
of a miniature solar powered box fan...

*i think this would be a winner  !
I predict the "Falkie SWAMP BALLS swaying in the BoxCan breeze"...
would overtake the Hula Girl most drivers sport on their dash !

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75435 on: July 17, 2017, 11:39:37 AM »
The Master describes his latest cleaning efforts, and the cooling system (featuring box fans and Reflectix) that he has set up in his apartment.

I hope that he is able to stay cool and safe out there!  He is ROASTING!



Good luck with your colonoscopy, George.
Maybe if he uses his AC a little more at night will help him and I hope that his Probing goes will too. But if would be better if he was streaming it live with Sweet Kathy doing the play by plays. I would pay for that.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75436 on: July 17, 2017, 11:42:02 AM »
oh, before I forget...
GOOD LUCK ANTHONY ON YOUR UPCOMING, HIGHLY ANTICIPATED, MAKE SURE THEY GET ALL 58 FEET UP YOUR ASS, HOPING THEY CLEANED THE CAMERA UP AFTER THE LAST PATIENT, MAYO LUBED UP...COLONOSCOPY !

*i have heard they usually do not use Mayo as they claim it is not in their formulary !
(take your own jar...just in case)

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75437 on: July 17, 2017, 11:57:18 AM »
do we refer to the FAT ONE as..
Anthony ?
George ?
Dimitri ?
Falkie ?
"The Guy from Pittsburgh" ?

and how do we refer to his "procedure" ?
the Anal Probe from hell ?
Falkie's adventure ?
What is the biggest thing you can stick up his ass ?
the Falkieoscopy ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75438 on: July 17, 2017, 12:00:16 PM »
Falkie does know they use a "date rape like" drug before the "fun times"...
and sometimes Physicians and nurses have side bets on how "loosened up"...
the patient gets .....
I have heard some great stories of various items they have stuck up the patient's ass...
on a simple dare or bet !

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75439 on: July 17, 2017, 12:03:30 PM »
when is the big day ?
of the anal probe anyway ?

*i may light a candle at church, for the Physician !

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75440 on: July 17, 2017, 12:03:51 PM »
Mostly dull stuff but we do find out his ass has been bleeding and he lets us know his father was killed.

He always said his father just drowned in the bath but now he was killed, Falkie is a suspect once again.



Nice Man Tits Falkie

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75441 on: July 17, 2017, 12:14:42 PM »
Guys stop whining and get prepared for the Youtube beggar GEROGE ANTHONY SENDA to start begging for donations
because now he would need to buy adult diapers claiming that after the procedure his anus is leaking shit.
Maybe some of you can send him part of your supply of adult diapers or maybe even Art Bell can donate from his personal stash.

AND IN HIS NEXT VIDEO WATCH FOR A SLIGHTEST SMIRK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THE ANAL PROCEDURE
if there will be smirk on his face that means GEORGE ANTHONY SENDA enjoyed the anal procedure and will be back for more.
Taxpayers get your wallets ready...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75442 on: July 17, 2017, 12:26:54 PM »
Wonder if the menthol cigarettes smoking nigger will strike again when Senda is gone to the doctors
and clear his hovel from all the electronics including that laptop from MV.

That would be so funny... :)
 

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75443 on: July 17, 2017, 12:36:17 PM »
From The Master:
MAVERICK cigarette photo - inboxed to select recipients 3 days ago - posted here of my own volition to combat the "racist" canard



I did not have my glasses on the morning of the burglary so my eyes thought it said Newport.
This is what I stepped on in front of my sofa bed on the floor after I went out to the balcony to leave dry food for the cats.


As George said in his video, he doesn't just make stuff up!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75444 on: July 17, 2017, 12:40:17 PM »
From The Master:
MAVERICK cigarette photo - inboxed to select recipients 3 days ago - posted here of my own volition to combat the "racist" canard



I did not have my glasses on the morning of the burglary so my eyes thought it said Newport.
This is what I stepped on in front of my sofa bed on the floor after I went out to the balcony to leave dry food for the cats.


As George said in his video, he doesn't just make stuff up!

O no,...can you just imagine what his ass will be thinking after the procedure ??
if his eyes deceived him just wait and watch what his anus will do to him...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75445 on: July 17, 2017, 12:50:11 PM »
News about porn blocking. THe question is Falkie make up the rules of the internet now?

https://www.rt.com/uk/367959-porn-censor-unconventional-sex/
https://www.rt.com/uk/396542-porn-sex-age-check/

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75446 on: July 17, 2017, 12:53:41 PM »
News about porn blocking. THe question is Falkie make up the rules of the internet now?

https://www.rt.com/uk/367959-porn-censor-unconventional-sex/
https://www.rt.com/uk/396542-porn-sex-age-check/

Stop posting this RUSSIAN propaganda RT News Channel trying to teach morals to the West ;)

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75447 on: July 17, 2017, 01:03:03 PM »
From The Master:
MAVERICK cigarette photo - inboxed to select recipients 3 days ago - posted here of my own volition to combat the "racist" canard



I did not have my glasses on the morning of the burglary so my eyes thought it said Newport.
This is what I stepped on in front of my sofa bed on the floor after I went out to the balcony to leave dry food for the cats.


As George said in his video, he doesn't just make stuff up!
come on now...
Falkie, being the good citizen, surely turned over such important material evidence as the "Menthol Newport cigarette"...
KNOWING it would implicate a BLACK MAN...
could it be...when the Martinez Police department responded to the home invasion Robbery that "supposedly" (see slow Kathy assault and robbery at Walmart) happened looked at said evidence and pointed out it was NOT a Menthol Newport cigarette (which Falkie has NOT publicly retracted) he simply stated...."oh, we'll forget about the cigarette"

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75448 on: July 17, 2017, 01:05:38 PM »
yea, that explains why he has not devoted a whole broadcast to the DNA evidence ..

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75449 on: July 17, 2017, 01:15:42 PM »
yea, that explains why he has not devoted a whole broadcast to the DNA evidence ..
Exactly!

I posted before that Falkie missed great opportunity to make interesting videos on this robbery case,
filming and presenting various details of that case including cigarette butt where it was left, (and where the $4 food money were that MV took)
where the Ipad was exactly located, etc-etc,..it was missed opportunity to do investigating report,
instead Senda is regurgitating News reports that we can watch on real news channels.