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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69030 on: April 20, 2017, 08:40:54 PM »
If I recall lots of filth scrubbing - shower, floor, head, stove and an amazement that no one wants to sign up to be his in home help.

Sadly, I don't think anyone will until after he removes all the clutter.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69031 on: April 20, 2017, 08:47:59 PM »
Sadly, I don't think anyone will until after he removes all the clutter.

Well we all know the real issue


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69032 on: April 20, 2017, 10:17:31 PM »
If I recall lots of filth scrubbing - shower, floor, head, stove and an amazement that no one wants to sign up to be his in home help.

Maybe George could make an application to move to a different apartment... Get a "fresh" start..

Are own pets a "right" .. Worried about the kitty cats


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69033 on: April 21, 2017, 04:17:39 AM »
The thing that bothers me MOST in this video, I THINK, might be the comment he made underneath about needing a working cellphone, that costs money.  I think EVERYBODY knows that poor people can get FREE cell phones...

safelink for example:

https://www.safelinkwireless.com

I would post it under his video, but he will just delete it if I post it...

I know he prefers the very expensive IPhone, but, well, you know...

just sayin.

Heres another one:

http://www.assurancewireless.com/Public/Welcome.aspx

I think both of these services give you a free phone and limited minutes, but once you get the free phone, you can upgrade the plans, and/or purchase minutes cards, if you need more time.

Not having a working cell phone was his excuse for not being able to use Uber. He always has an excuse.

However, you can run the app on an iPad and he has a few of those so his excuse is bogus.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69034 on: April 21, 2017, 07:17:40 AM »
The question of the day...did George get the bathroom floor cleaned? 

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69035 on: April 21, 2017, 07:37:30 AM »
The question of the day...did George get the bathroom floor cleaned?

I think he said the 409 was not strong enough, and he bought some comet to clean it.  I could be wrong.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69036 on: April 21, 2017, 07:42:58 AM »
I think he said the 409 was not strong enough, and he bought some comet to clean it.  I could be wrong.
You are wrong, you were inattentive.  No wonder he hates you.  The Comet was needed for the shower.  I think a jackhammer and/or flamethrower will be needed for the floor.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69037 on: April 21, 2017, 07:44:04 AM »
You are wrong, you were inattentive.  No wonder he hates you.  The Comet was needed for the shower.  I think a jackhammer and/or flamethrower will be needed for the floor.

 :'(

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69038 on: April 21, 2017, 07:53:53 AM »
 ;) :D

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« Reply #69039 on: April 21, 2017, 07:57:25 AM »
;) :D

I feel so ashamed of myself!   :-[

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69040 on: April 21, 2017, 08:03:38 AM »
I'd wager you'll some how mange to survive.  ;)  I'm more worried that I actually paid enough attention to correct you.  :-[

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69041 on: April 21, 2017, 08:04:01 AM »
I feel so ashamed of myself!   :-[
Oh Grub, you obviously aren't paying attention.  We expect more from you.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69042 on: April 21, 2017, 08:06:58 AM »
Oh Grub, you obviously aren't paying attention.  We expect more from you.

Well, maybe it's Georges fault for being so boring these days.  :P

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69043 on: April 21, 2017, 08:08:59 AM »
Well, maybe it's Georges fault for being so boring these days.  :P

that's three praise MVs for you!


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69045 on: April 21, 2017, 08:40:43 AM »
You are wrong, you were inattentive.  No wonder he hates you.  The Comet was needed for the shower.  I think a jackhammer and/or flamethrower will be needed for the floor.

Sometimes you have to think outside the box when it comes to industrial cleaning challenges. When I was a younger man, I moved into an apartment with two friends.  We were all in our early 20's and as you might imagine, housekeeping wasn't a priority.  It got bad.  It became so bad that I eventually moved out and found a place of my own.   The place was an absolute sty and this dark-colored scum had grown on the shower/bathtub floor.  The floor was textured for anti-slippage and this crud had just locked itself onto the surface.  They tried to clean it with different products but nothing seemed to work.  My ex-roommate, Jeff, broke up with his girlfriend during a party over at the sty one night, and upset, she locked herself in the bathroom to cry.   She used Jeff's toothpaste to write "Jeff is an asshole" on the shower floor.  When Jeff rinsed the toothpaste off the next morning, you could clearly see the message bleached into the scum.  Haha...at least they found a potent shower cleaner that night.  Was it the toothpaste alone, or toothpaste plus a woman scorned?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69046 on: April 21, 2017, 11:46:39 AM »
Sadly, I don't think anyone will until after he removes all the cutter.

Clutter?  STFU.. Those are George's valuable collectables..

Grubb'ster​ once again you aren't paying attention!

George recently told me on a Mudking and Jaz Podcast that it was none of our  business.  He wasn't interested in selling his valuable collections of old computer software, Atari games and paranormal books on eBay. George is a shrewd operater .. He understands his collectables increase in value the older they are.. .. With the possible  except of my collection of 100 + year old Buggy Whips.. I lost a small fortune when I had to dump them on the open market..


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69047 on: April 21, 2017, 12:14:24 PM »
Clutter?  STFU.. Those are George's valuable collectables..

Grubb'ster​ once again you aren't paying attention!

George recently told me on a Mudking and Jaz Podcast that it was none of our  business.  He wasn't interested in selling his valuable collections of old computer software, Atari games and paranormal books on eBay. George is a shrewd operater .. He understands his collectables increase in value the older they are.. .. With the possible  except of my collection of 100 + year old Buggy Whips.. I lost a small fortune when I had to dump them on the open market..

Well, I guess it's his choice,  clutter, OR a cleaning and shopping aid.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69048 on: April 21, 2017, 12:22:34 PM »
Hey, fulkie.  STFU!

The Best of People having a Worse ( Bad ) Day 2017.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69049 on: April 21, 2017, 12:26:56 PM »
Falkie ans his sweety could use a matching set of 3-wheelers...walkers that is. Together they would be unstoppable as they went up and back the aisles at Wal-Mart.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Nova-Traveler-3-Wheel-Rolling-Walker/179024240?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=5781&adid=22222222227059588746&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=163196085346&wl4=pla-272096471701&wl5=9028728&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=113932500&wl11=online&wl12=179024240&wl13=&veh=sem


Why would The Master (or Kathy, for that matter) need this when they can use a fully-mechanized mobility cart, with a seat, FOR FREE at Wal-Mart, Food Maxx, and a whole host of other forward-thinking, customer-oriented retail establishments?

I will grant you that the little tabletop attachment at the top of the walker could come in handy, but I think the basket on this unit looks much smaller than the ones on the mobility carts.  That would hinder George's ability to load up all of the items he needs to purchase.  Besides, folding and unfolding this thing, let alone pushing it around in a store - and then carrying it up the stairs to his apartment every time he needs to take it out somewhere - would require WORK!  You shouldn't expect The Master to expend extra effort when a more practical and efficient solution is already available when he walks into the store.

Ol' Gerry is sure that your suggestion was well intended, but I don't believe it is a good solution for George at this time.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69050 on: April 21, 2017, 12:34:20 PM »


Why would The Master (or Kathy, for that matter) need this when they can use a fully-mechanized mobility cart, with a seat, FOR FREE at Wal-Mart, Food Maxx, and a whole host of other forward-thinking, customer-oriented retail establishments?

I will grant you that the little tabletop attachment at the top of the walker could come in handy, but I think the basket on this unit looks much smaller than the ones on the mobility carts.  That would hinder George's ability to load up all of the items he needs to purchase.  Besides, folding and unfolding this thing, let alone pushing it around in a store - and then carrying it up the stairs to his apartment every time he needs to take it out somewhere - would require WORK!  You shouldn't expect The Master to expend extra effort when a more practical and efficient solution is already available when he walks into the store.

Ol' Gerry is sure that your suggestion was well intended, but I don't believe it is a good solution for George at this time.

Do the words "Food Maxx Crone™" mean anything to you?  STFU! ;)  George may be disabled, but he is his own person of disability, and naturally will take steps to be more independent in his disability.  I am sure if you went to George's apartment, you would find a selection of canes, walkers, baskets, etc...all designed to minimize his disability. Plus, if you think about it, what good is it to have a handicap if you don't look like you have a handicap?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69051 on: April 21, 2017, 12:35:28 PM »
Good morning! It's a lovely day!

Who's the person in the Circle of Distrust that George is talking about? :(

Was Aaron Hernandez a Bellgabber?

You get three guesses, and you'll only need three because I'll spot you that it wasn't (plus Justin).

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69052 on: April 21, 2017, 12:39:19 PM »
Do the words "Food Maxx Crone™" mean anything to you?  STFU! ;)  George may be disabled, but he is his own person of disability, and naturally will take steps to be more independent in his disability.  I am sure if you went to George's apartment, you would find a selection of canes, walkers, baskets, etc...all designed to minimize his disability.

I like to envision George's mobility cart as a "rolling throne" which he can sit upon as he conducts his shopping and inspection of available merchandise. 

I'm not the least bit concerned about the "Food Maxx Crone™."  She can wait her turn just like anyone else.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69053 on: April 21, 2017, 12:39:26 PM »
You get three guesses, and you'll only need three because I'll spot you that it wasn't (plus Justin).

My guess is that SWT and FiFi are splitsville and SWT signed a prenup. 

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69054 on: April 21, 2017, 12:41:19 PM »
I like to envision George's mobility cart as a "rolling throne" which he can sit upon as he conducts his shopping and inspection of available merchandise. 

I'm not the least bit concerned about the "Food Maxx Crone™."  She can wait her turn just like anyone else.

I agree, she can wait her turn, but why should the Master be bothered with it all in the first place?  Besides, George has been cleaning and he has an empty corner.   He needs to fill it.  But you know the man better than any of us Ger.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69055 on: April 21, 2017, 01:56:52 PM »
I like to envision George's mobility cart as a "rolling throne" which he can sit upon as he conducts his "business" while shopping and inspection of available merchandise. 

I'm not the least bit concerned about the "Food Maxx Crone™."  She can wait her turn just like anyone else.

FIFY



... since George has been doing "his business" in his sweatpants lately.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69056 on: April 21, 2017, 02:03:25 PM »
I'd like to see a joust between Falkie and The Food Maxx Crone.  I envision them hurtling down an aisle towards each other, aboard the two fastest carts in Food Maxx, brandishing baguettes and using tupperware covers as shields.

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« Reply #69057 on: April 21, 2017, 02:22:00 PM »
I'd like to see a joust between Falkie and The Food Maxx Crone.  I envision them hurtling down an aisle towards each other, aboard the two fastest carts in Food Maxx, brandishing baguettes and using tupperware covers as shields.

I would like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69058 on: April 21, 2017, 02:25:14 PM »
You are trying, one hoodie at a time.  :P

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« Reply #69059 on: April 21, 2017, 02:30:32 PM »
I'd like to see a joust between Falkie and The Food Maxx Crone.  I envision them hurtling down an aisle towards each other, aboard the two fastest carts in Food Maxx, brandishing baguettes and using tupperware covers as shields.

He'd better make sure he unhorses her at the first pass, and then runs her over with his fat car. I don't think the big guy has the cardio for a prolonged skirmish on the ground. Unless he can somehow overturn her into one of those open freezers and then sit on her until she turns into a wrinkled popsicle.