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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81570 on: September 13, 2017, 04:02:20 PM »


Why does Senda sometimes make videos with the camera pointed toward the ceiling? What is he doing that he doesn't want us to see?

Is he naked? I apologize for any hideous mental images that question may have conjured up.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81571 on: September 13, 2017, 04:04:26 PM »


Why does Senda sometimes make videos with the camera pointed toward the ceiling? What is he doing that he doesn't want us to see?

Is he naked?


He's shy about the sincerity he's showing over the misfortune of others.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81572 on: September 13, 2017, 04:06:45 PM »


Why does Senda sometimes make videos with the camera pointed toward the ceiling? What is he doing that he doesn't want us to see?

Is he naked? I apologize for any hideous mental images that question may have conjured up.

If it's a story involving dead Mexicans then you can expect twitching on a Starbucks level of intensity.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81573 on: September 13, 2017, 04:14:44 PM »


Why does Senda sometimes make videos with the camera pointed toward the ceiling? What is he doing that he doesn't want us to see?

Is he naked? I apologize for any hideous mental images that question may have conjured up.

Another BellGab sinus infection no doubt.  Falkie tends to film horizontal-like when he's under the weather. 

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81574 on: September 13, 2017, 04:38:02 PM »
Waiting on George to address the passing of his friend, Jerry Pournelle.   :'(

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81575 on: September 13, 2017, 05:27:28 PM »
I'd like to lodge, in the strongest possible terms, my deep philosophical objection to the idea of giving Senda anything. Unless it's all a plan to lure Senda into a giant wicker man, that we can thereafter set fire to, I think it's a total disgrace and I hope you all get genital warts.

you need to look at it from a different point of view my friend.  You would be senda'ing me and my special podcasting friend off to create real time video content.  I understand the fears, and you aren't wrong but if we do this as I am suggesting all money would be donated to an account I manage and all purchases will come from my wallet funded by us.  Of course I will donate too just offline to save the fees.

There is an actual deliverable in the form of content and effort.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81576 on: September 13, 2017, 05:58:11 PM »
you need to look at it from a different point of view my friend.  You would be senda'ing me and my special podcasting friend off to create real time video content.  I understand the fears, and you aren't wrong but if we do this as I am suggesting all money would be donated to an account I manage and all purchases will come from my wallet funded by us.  Of course I will donate too just offline to save the fees.

There is an actual deliverable in the form of content and effort.

I think we can get him on board if you can guarantee some fisticuffs at the after-hours party.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81577 on: September 13, 2017, 06:14:15 PM »
King size bed or two doubles?

is 1 double an option?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81578 on: September 13, 2017, 06:22:31 PM »
is 1 double an option?

Been awhile since I took physics,but somehow I doubt it.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81579 on: September 13, 2017, 06:35:47 PM »
Senda does not like to work, it is a four letter word to him. He prefers to grift from people with more dollars than sense. He refuses to save because why should he? Some dope will always fund his toys, his CONs, his cable bill, his glasses, etc. He has never had to pay anything out of his own money. His mother supported him till he was in his '40's. He spends the taxpayer gift he gets each month like it's water. He does not have a grateful bone in is body either, so don't expect any thanks. In fact, if you help him, expect to be insulted. Par for the course with that fat piece of shit putz. That and he beats slow Kathy. She is too mentally disabled to move out of the way when those fists come at her. He has admitted to be sexually aroused by little teen aged girls. But people should feel free to give him their hard earned money. It's not like there are any worthy causes on the planet.

Everything that you say is true.  Many like you believe this behaviour to be wrong.  If you can shed yourself of that notion, as Fatso does, then you would have to conclude that he's living a pretty cush life for someone of his stripe.  He doesn't work, he gets to play all day, all of his basic needs are taken care of as well as his more petty indulgences.  And at the end of the day, he considers himself righteous.

Senda wins again.   Deal with it.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81580 on: September 13, 2017, 06:37:56 PM »
That right there says it all. Senda is too good for a $50 ticket. In fact, fuck you if that is all you have to offer him. He needs the red carpet treatment. One thousand dollars or bust. Nothing is too good for King Senda. Nothing. So get to stepping with those donations people.

There's a saying amongst our aviary friends: the closed mouth doesn't get fed.

The open mouth that says, "I'll have the fillet mignon" when Noory offers to buy him dinner is the one that gets fed.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81581 on: September 13, 2017, 07:09:21 PM »


At this hour:

The Master is working feverishly, pulling out all of the stops to handle a situation that should forestall the mysterious Thursday event.

A technician is currently on the scene...

Check back frequently for further updates as this story continues to develop!

Edit:  The technician has departed (12:54 pm pacific), and hopefully his findings will assist George with regard to Thursday.

Thanks for the update Ole' Gerry.   I've been wondering about this Thursday deadline.......
Hope the big fellah doesn't get evicted - he sounded kind of concerned in that video. 


P.S. Also good to see that you are back in communication with His Eminence.  If this thread ever turns into a Tolkien novel
you have the Gríma the Wormtongue role locked up!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81582 on: September 13, 2017, 07:28:44 PM »
A salacious friend asked if that dodgy bloke Mudking would be 'looking after' Mrs IamNotPickleRick while you're away?

based on emails and txt message emojis IamPickleRick! has uncovered there may be truth to your friend's question.  Though it doesnt look like TMK is doing the 'looking after' but an undecipherable set of initials.  He first thought to his shock it was 'MV' but after further analysis the last letter is V but the first letter in unclear.

unrelated note: our part time fluffer SV will be unable to join us on this trip do to as his time off request says "personal matters".  too bad.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81583 on: September 13, 2017, 07:30:39 PM »
maybe Mrs. IamNotPickleRick could be dropped off in Pittsburg and visit Sweet and Slow Kathy to hit up a buffet or steak house. ?

 

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81584 on: September 13, 2017, 07:34:00 PM »
based on emails and txt message emojis IamPickleRick! has uncovered there may be truth to your friend's question.  Though it doesnt look like TMK is doing the 'looking after' but an undecipherable set of initials.  He first thought to his shock it was 'MV' but after further analysis the last letter is V but the first letter in unclear.

unrelated note: our part time fluffer SV will be unable to join us on this trip do to as his time off request says "personal matters".  too bad.


Oh, they've wised up to his too frequent appointments at the G U clinic. I told him that the thicker ones are worth the expense, but he wouldn't listen. He could get them in boxes of 12 too. In colours and different flavours. Yes.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81585 on: September 13, 2017, 07:48:33 PM »
If Senda insists on going to this freakshow, he ought to register for a vending table and try to sell some books and other items. His tripe is no different from the rest being sold there, and there's no reason to attend otherwise.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81586 on: September 13, 2017, 08:16:47 PM »
unrelated note: our part time fluffer SV will be unable to join us on this trip do to as his time off request says "personal matters".  too bad.
this whole idea is quickly evaporating !
first someone suggest a "brown carpet" instead of a traditional red one..
albeit, in case of an accident did make sense...
but now ?
to expect Falkie to go the whole trip without a FULLTIME FLUFFER...
I just don't know what to think !
I just don't  !

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81587 on: September 13, 2017, 08:28:06 PM »
this whole idea is quickly evaporating !
first someone suggest a "brown carpet" instead of a traditional red one..
albeit, in case of an accident did make sense...
but now ?
to expect Falkie to go the whole trip without a FULLTIME FLUFFER...
I just don't know what to think !
I just don't  !


Erm, I think Mud...I mean INPR meant he wanted the fluffer.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81588 on: September 13, 2017, 09:21:25 PM »

Erm, I think Mud...I mean INPR meant he wanted the fluffer.
well, here I go again...confused confused confused
then where does the Menthol Newport cigarette smoking BLACK MAN fit in ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81589 on: September 13, 2017, 09:23:29 PM »
only what, like 4 and 1/2 hours until Thursday ?
will Falkie make it ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81590 on: September 13, 2017, 09:24:16 PM »
well, here I go again...confused confused confused
then where does the Menthol Newport cigarette smoking BLACK
MAN fit in ?



Anywhere he damn well pleases.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81591 on: September 13, 2017, 09:27:47 PM »

Anywhere he damn well pleases.
does George allow smoking during..well, err..you know ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81592 on: September 13, 2017, 09:36:17 PM »
does George allow smoking during..well, err..you know ?


The way he'll be banged like a shit house door in a gale I doubt he'll have much say in it.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81593 on: September 13, 2017, 09:42:00 PM »
only what, like 4 and 1/2 hours until Thursday ?
will Falkie make it ?

Not having a good feeling about it.....  Not at all.   What if Falkie is for the road?




Can you be evicted for harboring an insect infestation?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81594 on: September 13, 2017, 09:42:05 PM »
you need to look at it from a different point of view my friend.  You would be senda'ing me and my special podcasting friend off to create real time video content.  I understand the fears, and you aren't wrong but if we do this as I am suggesting all money would be donated to an account I manage and all purchases will come from my wallet funded by us.  Of course I will donate too just offline to save the fees.

There is an actual deliverable in the form of content and effort.

How much money are you talking about raising?

If you are looking for content, how about going the cheaper route? Senda is always complains about all the cleaning that is needed at his place and that no one ever comes to help him clean his apartment.

Why not make Martinez your destination? (We've already seen Falkie at two cons & the only thing I remember about the last one was lots of carpeting, but we've never actually seen video footage of him cleaning.)

Think about it....Falkie needs instant gratification....if he cleans the  kitchen and allows you to help downsize/get rid of kitchen clutter/trash, you could give him a treat by taking him by the recycling center and out to Starbucks. (Bonus Starbucks snacks if he gets rid of the dirty George Foreman grill that he NEVER uses).

If Falkie actually finds his Jack LeLane Juicer, you could reward him with a trip to a farmer's market and buy him some fresh fruits to juice. If he ditches all the Dummy books, a trip to a buffet. Another reward could be a car ride to see Sweet Kathy....the possibilities are endless.

Of course, timing would be everything with this, I think just past mid month when he runs out of money would find Falkie most willing to comply. And if Falkie doesn't want the help in cleaning his apartment, just dump Falkie and do some sightseeing in San Francisco with your friend. It is a fun city and there is plenty to do there.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81595 on: September 13, 2017, 10:13:31 PM »
Waiting on George to address the passing of his friend, Jerry Pournelle.   :'(

George was Jerry's mentor and go to for advice on dressing for success. (red shorts)

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81596 on: September 13, 2017, 10:14:05 PM »
How much money are you talking about raising?

If you are looking for content, how about going the cheaper route? Senda is always complains about all the cleaning that is needed at his place and that no one ever comes to help him clean his apartment.

Why not make Martinez your destination? (We've already seen Falkie at two cons & the only thing I remember about the last one was lots of carpeting, but we've never actually seen video footage of him cleaning.)

Think about it....Falkie needs instant gratification....if he cleans the  kitchen and allows you to help downsize/get rid of kitchen clutter/trash, you could give him a treat by taking him by the recycling center and out to Starbucks. (Bonus Starbucks snacks if he gets rid of the dirty George Foreman grill that he NEVER uses).

If Falkie actually finds his Jack LeLane Juicer, you could reward him with a trip to a farmer's market and buy him some fresh fruits to juice. If he ditches all the Dummy books, a trip to a buffet. Another reward could be a car ride to see Sweet Kathy....the possibilities are endless.

Of course, timing would be everything with this, I think just past mid month when he runs out of money would find Falkie most willing to comply. And if Falkie doesn't want the help in cleaning his apartment, just dump Falkie and do some sightseeing in San Francisco with your friend. It is a fun city and there is plenty to do there.
are you "suggesting" George should...
discard possessions ?
recycle possessions ?
rearrange possessions ?
well....
I can see where this is going
(are you a HATER and TROLL of George ?)

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81597 on: September 13, 2017, 10:19:10 PM »


At this hour:

The Master is working feverishly, pulling out all of the stops to handle a situation that should forestall the mysterious Thursday event.

A technician is currently on the scene...

Check back frequently for further updates as this story continues to develop!

Edit:  The technician has departed (12:54 pm pacific), and hopefully his findings will assist George with regard to Thursday.

He should be less concerned about Thursday, and more concerned about this Sunday.

Friendship.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81598 on: September 13, 2017, 10:24:49 PM »
well, here I go again...confused confused confused
then where does the Menthol Newport cigarette smoking BLACK MAN fit in ?

Being a family friendly forum I will try to explain in general terms. Allow your thoughts to drift deep into the gutter of life, where blackness and perversion join hands and walk down the deepest, darkest hole in the known universe. There you will find the answer you seek but my advice to you is not staying too long alas the evil within will suck you deep within its bowels, making any escape impossible.

This is the true 'Sendaverse' and where Newports are free for the taking.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #81599 on: September 13, 2017, 10:38:19 PM »
are you "suggesting" George should...
discard possessions ?
recycle possessions ?
rearrange possessions ?
well....
I can see where this is going
(are you a HATER and TROLL of George ?)

Yes, I am.

And, I think it would make excellent & entertaining content for Mr. Not Pickle Rick to record.