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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75480 on: July 17, 2017, 08:23:41 PM »
I know he's fond of taking hospital selfies. I'm hoping for a picture while they're rummaging about in Senda's colon, digging for gold.
They are liable to find a missing cat or two while rooting around in his puckered pooter.  It'll be like a contest to grab the last pickle from a jar.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75481 on: July 17, 2017, 08:26:44 PM »
There are an estimated 280,000 objects removed surgically from individuals rectums worldwide, per year. The most common being a vibrating mobile phone.

*does anyone know if iPads VIBRATE ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75482 on: July 17, 2017, 08:27:39 PM »
They are liable to find a missing cat or two while rooting around in his puckered pooter.
LOL. PUCKERED POOTER ! LOL


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75483 on: July 17, 2017, 08:29:08 PM »
has anyone thought of the possibility that....
the "so called stolen" iPad will be found, during Falkie's ANAL PROBE ?

*that thought just crossed my mind...

Kathy's missing Hello Kitty lunchbox

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75484 on: July 17, 2017, 08:32:00 PM »
Kathy's missing Hello Kitty lunchbox
MA flight 370

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75485 on: July 17, 2017, 08:38:44 PM »

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75486 on: July 17, 2017, 08:54:40 PM »
Someone needs to do this with Falkie videos


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75487 on: July 17, 2017, 09:20:10 PM »
You knew Georgie?

One of my best friends was in one of the dead movies. They were really close and seeing someone making a video just to make money off of his death pisses me off.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75488 on: July 17, 2017, 09:39:10 PM »
GNprivate@coasttocoastam.com

Thanks nooryisawesome but that moron Noory banned my email address after I gave him heavy shit over a year ago for being super stupid
and for asking stupid questions.
He replied to my email (that I also sent to everybody at C2C ,lol ) calling me names and blocking me, ha ha

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75489 on: July 17, 2017, 09:42:15 PM »
I hope nobody tells Senda that MV is trying to hack into the colonoscopy camera so he can post pics of Senda's ass all over the dark web, and take control of the scope itself. I would imagine a sharp left turn or two might be quite painful.

But that would be wrong.

I don't think that MV has such gross desires, that's more your area of interest Mr.High-Pitched-Voice SV

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75490 on: July 17, 2017, 09:45:12 PM »
The end is near

WHAT,..ARE YOU GOING TO DO? ...BRAKE FALKIES JAW ??

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75491 on: July 17, 2017, 09:46:29 PM »
One of my best friends was in one of the dead movies. They were really close and seeing someone making a video just to make money off of his death pisses me off.
George has done this with the Orlando shooting and other calamities.

Israel offers automatic citizenship to all Jews everywhere. Maybe Senda can build a container house there.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75492 on: July 17, 2017, 09:47:29 PM »
has anyone thought of the possibility that....
the "so called stolen" iPad will be found, during Falkie's ANAL PROBE ?

*that thought just crossed my mind...

THAT'S WHEN YOU CALL THEM ROTTEN APPLES ;D

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75493 on: July 17, 2017, 10:12:09 PM »
and how do we refer to his "procedure" ?
the Anal Probe from hell ?
Falkie's adventure ?
What is the biggest thing you can stick up his ass ?
the Falkieoscopy ?

How about 'A Swell Time' for the Fat One?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75494 on: July 17, 2017, 10:14:37 PM »
From The Master:
MAVERICK cigarette photo - inboxed to select recipients 3 days ago - posted here of my own volition to combat the "racist" canard



I did not have my glasses on the morning of the burglary so my eyes thought it said Newport.
This is what I stepped on in front of my sofa bed on the floor after I went out to the balcony to leave dry food for the cats.


As George said in his video, he doesn't just make stuff up!

So OLG, is senda going to hold on to that menthol in case a dark bro happens to spend the night on his couch?  You know, for a good morning smoke after his good morning poke?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75495 on: July 17, 2017, 10:21:22 PM »


Why do I hear in my head a lawn mower?  It must be watching Samsquatch 'mow' throw them vittles.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75496 on: July 17, 2017, 10:24:24 PM »
Why do I hear in my head a lawn mower?  It must be watching Samsquatch 'mow' throw them vittles.

I've been in that very restaurant - Black Angus in Pleasant Hill

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75497 on: July 17, 2017, 10:28:52 PM »
So OLG, is senda going to hold on to that menthol in case a dark bro happens to spend the night on his couch?  You know, for a good morning smoke after his good morning poke?
that brings up another concern.
Falkie is willingly withholding evidence from a felony investigation.
(UNLESS, there was NO crime actually committed?)

*i would say, either way he is fucked

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75498 on: July 17, 2017, 10:30:39 PM »
I've been in that very restaurant - Black Angus in Pleasant Hill
high end clientele ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75499 on: July 17, 2017, 10:32:00 PM »
Let's hold hands and pray for Falkie's anus.

I hope you can find at least that much humanity in you.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75500 on: July 17, 2017, 10:35:54 PM »
Let's hold hands and pray for Falkie's BLEEDING anus.

I hope you can find at least that much humanity in you.
bleeding anus
bleeding cooter
might as well get a twofer...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75501 on: July 17, 2017, 10:37:44 PM »
high end clientele ?

I wouldn't say high end, but its in a nice suburban area so people with at least ok jobs.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75502 on: July 17, 2017, 10:39:42 PM »
Let's hold hands and pray for Falkie's anus.

I hope you can find at least that much humanity in you.

Was that today?  He should be home by now - hopefully he remembered both his canes, and the Bart commuters gave him and Kathy plenty of room

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75503 on: July 17, 2017, 10:40:16 PM »
If everyone on Falkie's thread sent Falkie $20, he would have over $1200

on second thought, Fuck Falkie....SEND ME THE MONEY !

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75504 on: July 17, 2017, 10:43:42 PM »
I wouldn't say high end, but its in a nice suburban area so people with at least ok jobs.
jobs ?
how did SAMSQUATCH and FALKIE get in the door ?
(poor people paying for a nice meal they worked for.....and being forced to witness those two hogs waddle up to the hog feeder and go to town....THE WORKING CUSTOMERS ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD ASK FOR A REFUND)

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75505 on: July 17, 2017, 10:44:45 PM »
Senda got the Cafe Press store shut down for now. I was going to shut it down and go with Spread Shirt because on Cafe Press you need to meet a monthly minimum in sales or else you owe them money.
However I would like to make Falkie work a bit. After I reply with proof that I have a right to the images then he has 14 days to go file an actual law suit or loose his rights to them. Since I was going to shut down amyways I think I will just wait till Spread Shirt opens and do it all there.
We know he will never get around to filling the suite.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75506 on: July 17, 2017, 10:51:44 PM »
There are an estimated 280,000 objects removed surgically from individuals rectums worldwide, per year. The most common being a vibrating mobile phone.

*does anyone know if iPads VIBRATE ?

Missing ipad found in Falkies ass?  That old boy will be shitting pancakes forever

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75507 on: July 17, 2017, 10:52:49 PM »
Senda got the Cafe Press store shut down for now. I was going to shut it down and go with Spread Shirt because on Cafe Press you need to meet a monthly minimum in sales or else you owe them money.
However I would like to make Falkie work a bit. After I reply with proof that I have a right to the images then he has 14 days to go file an actual law suit or loose his rights to them. Since I was going to shut down amyways I think I will just wait till Spread Shirt opens and do it all there.
We know he will never get around to filling the suite.

But his pro-bono 4 persons student team might, ..so be careful you might get yourself into something something..............
Remember they are doing this as a Law Study project and they might explore this Enterprise of yours as an option to apply
some laws that you might not be even aware of.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75508 on: July 17, 2017, 10:52:54 PM »
Senda got the Cafe Press store shut down for now. I was going to shut it down and go with Spread Shirt because on Cafe Press you need to meet a monthly minimum in sales or else you owe them money.
However I would like to make Falkie work a bit. After I reply with proof that I have a right to the images then he has 14 days to go file an actual law suit or loose his rights to them. Since I was going to shut down amyways I think I will just wait till Spread Shirt opens and do it all there.
We know he will never get around to filling the suite.
You, Sir, are a GENIUS !

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #75509 on: July 17, 2017, 10:54:51 PM »
One of my best friends was in one of the dead movies. They were really close and seeing someone making a video just to make money off of his death pisses me off.

That is cool.  I always wanted to be in a zombie flick.  But as to falkie pissing you off with this?  Buckle up, buttercup, it only gets better.