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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69120 on: April 22, 2017, 03:44:01 PM »
No sir!   It had an attractive, yet creepy Slavic/Eastern Euro looking face.

It came as a pair. The other one was a guy with an orange face and what looked like a omelette stapled to his head. I had to return him because it didn't have the 'industrial strength asshole' I'd asked for.

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« Reply #69121 on: April 22, 2017, 03:50:07 PM »
It came as a pair. The other one was a guy with an orange face and what looked like a omelette stapled to his head. I had to return him because it didn't have the 'industrial strength asshole' I'd asked for.

Oh weasel, err ferret,  you are in rare form tonight.   I'm still chuckling at that one. 


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« Reply #69122 on: April 22, 2017, 04:02:29 PM »
Still. It is safer here than on the Trump thread.     Looks like Rosie and Jack are slugging it out.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69123 on: April 22, 2017, 04:03:59 PM »
Looks like Rosie and Jack are slugging it out.

You wish.

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« Reply #69124 on: April 22, 2017, 04:52:09 PM »
Still. It is safer here than on the Trump thread.     Looks like Rosie and Jack are slugging it out.

In the Trump thread?  On my way to have a peek. ;D

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69125 on: April 22, 2017, 05:09:49 PM »
It came as a pair. The other one was a guy with an orange face and what looked like a omelette stapled to his head. I had to return him because it didn't have the 'industrial strength asshole' I'd asked for.
I was still laughing at this one when I went outside to get the mail.

You bastard.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69126 on: April 22, 2017, 05:12:13 PM »
Somebody else already did this dance, bitch...kick rocks.  Come up with a new catfishing scheme would ya?

I do not think I would call it a catfishing scheme. The origional was done to Falkie with great results and strong entertainment. This one is done to us, people that know better, and it only fools the chronically gullible like Brig.
Falkie does not even know it is happening.

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« Reply #69127 on: April 22, 2017, 05:16:15 PM »
Well no.  Not less weird but easier to get rid of perhaps.  Needless to say it was an issue.   Most of the ickiness was easily rid off in trash bags but the doll was an issue.
It was big, disturbingly life like and it was heavy.  God knows how much Cousin B___ paid for it.  There was a great debate among us family members on the clean up crew on how to dispose of it.  Cutting it up would require too much handling and it was soooo life like.   There was talk of taking it out into Lake Saint Clair and deep sixing it but that didn't seem environmentally sound.   In the end, for once being from Detroit was an advantage.  Late at night we took it into a dilapidated section of the city and sat it up on the front porch of an abandoned house and left her there.    A true story and no I'm not proud of it.  We had a problem to solve and did so.

Turkey baster, eh?   Not bad weasel boy.  Not bad..............

What you did with the RealDoll is funny and worthy of a photo opportunity. But those, even used, can fetch a few bucks. 
I bet I could find a degenerate that would pay a few bucks to pick it up.

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« Reply #69128 on: April 22, 2017, 05:19:50 PM »
I do not think I would call it a catfishing scheme. The origional was done to Falkie with great results and strong entertainment. This one is done to us, people that know better, and it only fools the chronically gullible like Brig.
Falkie does not even know it is happening.

I see your point, but...

Come work for us Falkie  (was a good joke)
Falkie is going to work for us....

meh

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« Reply #69129 on: April 22, 2017, 05:22:04 PM »
What you did with the RealDoll is funny and worthy of a photo opportunity. But those, even used, can fetch a few bucks. 
I bet I could find a degenerate that would pay a few bucks to pick it up.

Get even more if you wash it through if the nose is running.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69130 on: April 22, 2017, 05:25:30 PM »
I see your point, but...

Come work for us Falkie  (was a good joke)
Falkie is going to work for us....

meh

I'm still shaking my head at him saying he'd put stuff in a back pack to escape if the shit hit the fan. We're all familiar with the wheezing video of him after getting to Sacramento aren't we? He staggered about 50 yards crossing Watt Avenue and sounded ready to throw up.

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« Reply #69131 on: April 22, 2017, 06:15:42 PM »
What you did with the RealDoll is funny and worthy of a photo opportunity. But those, even used, can fetch a few bucks. 
I bet I could find a degenerate that would pay a few bucks to pick it up.

Really?   I guess nothing is a surprise anymore............

Can't tell you exactly where, but it was somewhere in that hell across Woodward from Palmer Park Golf Course.  Most certainly bounded by 7 Mile, John R, McNichols and Woodward.

Start here man:
https://www.google.com/maps/place/438+W+Robinwood+St,+Detroit,+MI+48203/@42.4297374,-83.1078297,3a,75y,224.37h,84.98t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sX48WOh1d1TJPkxAskhgAPw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x8824ce70f53712a9:0x228c9f4fc0d52094!8m2!3d42.4297245!4d-83.1078538!6m1!1e1

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69132 on: April 22, 2017, 07:23:43 PM »
I'm still shaking my head at him saying he'd put stuff in a back pack to escape if the shit hit the fan. We're all familiar with the wheezing video of him after getting to Sacramento aren't we? He staggered about 50 yards crossing Watt Avenue and sounded ready to throw up.

Yea but did you see how he ran when he thought he was in the middle of an earthquake?

Falkie is afraid of everything. He thinks terrorists will get him, he thinks black outs will be the end.


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« Reply #69133 on: April 22, 2017, 07:41:46 PM »
Yea but did you see how he ran when he thought he was in the middle of an earthquake?

Falkie is afraid of everything. He thinks terrorists will get him, he thinks black outs will be the end.

Falkie's ability to grift is amazing and should be considered a survival skill in its own way.  This does not translate to physical survival though.  In an actual SHTF scenario, Falkie is toast.  I imagine he would be like Ned Beaty, gasping for air, trying to clamber up a steep hill in his underwear, with a couple backward, salacious country boys toying with him. 

As an aside, I hope Ned got paid handsomely for that movie.  He has taken untold tons of shit over it.

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« Reply #69134 on: April 22, 2017, 07:45:01 PM »
Falkie's ability to grift is amazing and should be considered a survival skill in its own way.  This does not translate to physical survival though.  In an actual SHTF scenario, Falkie is toast.  I imagine he would be like Ned Beaty, gasping for air, trying to clamber up a steep hill in his underwear, with a couple backward, salacious country boys toying with him.

Hater. STFU.


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« Reply #69135 on: April 22, 2017, 07:47:36 PM »
Hater. STFU.

What I reQuire is you to get your goddamn ass up in them woods, boy.

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« Reply #69136 on: April 22, 2017, 07:50:38 PM »
Yea but did you see how he ran when he thought he was in the middle of an earthquake?

Falkie is afraid of everything. He thinks terrorists will get him, he thinks black outs will be the end.

The truth is a city wide black out will turn crime ridden liberal Martinez into a free-for-all. I'd be scared too if I was soon to be 65 with no means of escape and physical limitations preventing me from running away. Old people become easy targets for young goons because they know they have nothing to fear and I doubt George has any means to stop a threat on his well being.


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« Reply #69137 on: April 22, 2017, 07:57:23 PM »
It was good to hear George give in depth analysis of Gotham Shield. He must have read my post at bellgab.com.  It was sad to hear he had to ask for donations already near the beginning of the video, and learn that he doesn't have an emergency kit yet do to money shortages so soon after just getting a really nice donation from one of his bellgabber fans. I thought he said he put it in the bank, but it must be gone already.



I'm shocked. A fat, useless slug that was gifted $1500 less than a week ago already blew through it? Say it isn't so.

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« Reply #69138 on: April 22, 2017, 08:01:59 PM »
Right?

Kinda sounds like a self imposed starvation diet.

And not a minute too soon. He looks like he is around 450 heading up to 500 pounds.


After further thought, I suppose he's going to head for an emergency shelter where the food is. His emergency kit will probably include things like an extra IPhone and Ipad, along with extra batteries. 10 kielbasas.

FIFY

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« Reply #69139 on: April 22, 2017, 08:04:22 PM »
I'm shocked. A fat, useless slug that was gifted $1500 less than a week ago already blew through it? Say it isn't so.

I remember he said he bought a couple things, and put the rest, about $1400 I think, in a savings account.  It could be that the entire "poor guy" thing is just a big act.  Who knows?

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« Reply #69140 on: April 22, 2017, 08:06:29 PM »
I remember he said he bought a couple things, and put the rest, about $1400 I think, in a savings account.  It could be that the entire "poor guy" thing is just a big act.  Who knows?
George lives in splendor in a sprawling home in Malibu.  He drives a BMW and his apartment is actually a studio in his basement.  We are all a victim of the ultimate troll.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69141 on: April 22, 2017, 08:10:17 PM »
It never ceases to amaze me how he thinks he's entitled to other people's money, as of right. Completely shameless, unembarrassed grifting. Similarly it never ceases to amaze me how some fool will pander to him.

 I can sort of see how someone who found his videos for the first time and hadn't read his history might throw him a few dollars, and call it quits. But those who do know, still send him money. What is the criteria for qualification to just hold out your hand and get hundreds of dollars?

 I'm asking seriously, because I have expenses that need fulfilling and frankly find it ludicrous they should be met by me. Other people should foot the bill and do so gratefully.

I hear ya. I also have bills that need attending to and Pony Boy Sunset has school loans. Ciardelo has special needs cats that his neighbors aren't feeding. Also, I could use a new laptop. Any takers?

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« Reply #69142 on: April 22, 2017, 08:12:29 PM »
I remember he said he bought a couple things, and put the rest, about $1400 I think, in a savings account. 
It was resting there until he could waddle over to the Apple store for more expensive toys that he does not know how to use.

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« Reply #69143 on: April 22, 2017, 08:20:24 PM »
I'm shocked. A fat, useless slug that was gifted $1500 less than a week ago already blew through it? Say it isn't so.

It is not so.

He did not blow $1500 because he never got it.

He said he received a gift from an online friend, that gift was from TheErinnF. George only knows her as an online friend, he has no clue that she is Seraphim27.

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« Reply #69144 on: April 22, 2017, 08:23:01 PM »
I remember he said he bought a couple things, and put the rest, about $1400 I think, in a savings account.  It could be that the entire "poor guy" thing is just a big act.  Who knows?

He never said amounts, he just said it was generous.


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« Reply #69145 on: April 22, 2017, 08:25:25 PM »
He never said amounts, he just said it was generous.
Like his bosoms?


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« Reply #69147 on: April 22, 2017, 08:31:36 PM »
It is not so.

He did not blow $1500 because he never got it.

He said he received a gift from an online friend, that gift was from TheErinnF. George only knows her as an online friend, he has no clue that she is Seraphim27.

If he ever checks this thread, which he says he does, he knows TheErinnF. is Seraphim27, because I remember asking that right here in this thread, and I remember Seraphim27 confirming it here in the thread.  As for the amount, I think you're right that the amount is an assumption, based on claims in this thread.  It might have been a lot more than that for all we know.

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« Reply #69148 on: April 22, 2017, 08:31:57 PM »
I hear ya. I also have bills that need attending to and Pony Boy Sunset has school loans. Ciardelo has special needs cats that his neighbors aren't feeding. Also, I could use a new laptop. Any takers?

New lapper?  I'm sure MV can get you hooked up with one.   Just throw out the network cable in the box and put a hunk of tape over the webcam. 

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« Reply #69149 on: April 22, 2017, 08:32:27 PM »
If he ever checks this thread, which he says he does, he knows TheErinnF. is Seraphim27, because I remember asking that right here in this thread, and I remember Seraphim27 confirming it here in the thread.  As for the amount, I think you're right that the amount is an assumption, based on claims in this thread. It might have been a lot more than that for all we know.
Maybe somebody bought him a house?