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« Reply #69090 on: April 22, 2017, 07:26:57 AM »
video break..speaks for itself.  I want to see Falkie's burgers on his George Foreman grill.  Bet they're better than this.



 :o

Oh my. Did he just eat almost an entire burger in three bites and then talk while chewing?


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« Reply #69091 on: April 22, 2017, 08:48:58 AM »
:o

Oh my. Did he just eat almost an entire burger in three bites

He's a professional.

:o

 and then talk while chewing?

Occupational hazard.

I normally avoid McDonald's at all costs, but that does look like a tasty burger. 

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« Reply #69092 on: April 22, 2017, 10:21:08 AM »
It was good to hear George give in depth analysis of Gotham Shield. He must have read my post at bellgab.com.  It was sad to hear he had to ask for donations already near the beginning of the video, and learn that he doesn't have an emergency kit yet do to money shortages so soon after just getting a really nice donation from one of his bellgabber fans. I thought he said he put it in the bank, but it must be gone already.





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« Reply #69093 on: April 22, 2017, 10:36:07 AM »
It was good to hear George give in depth analysis of Gotham Shield. He must have read my post at bellgab.com.  It was sad to hear he had to ask for donations already near the beginning of the video, and learn that he doesn't have an emergency kit yet do to money shortages so soon after just getting a really nice donation from one of his bellgabber fans. I thought he said he put it in the bank, but it must be gone already.




He's going to put an emergency kit in a backpack? Presumably he's going to then hike away from his hovel to wherever he feels safer? Hike? Senda?

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« Reply #69094 on: April 22, 2017, 10:38:42 AM »
He's going to put an emergency kit in a backpack? Presumably he's going to then hike away from his hovel to wherever he feels safer? Hike? Senda?

Right?

Kinda sounds like a self imposed starvation diet.

After further thought, I suppose he's going to head for an emergency shelter where the food is. His emergency kit will probably include things like an extra IPhone and Ipad, along with extra batteries.

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« Reply #69095 on: April 22, 2017, 10:58:10 AM »
He's going to put an emergency kit in a backpack? Presumably he's going to then hike away from his hovel to wherever he feels safer? Hike? Senda?

Hey! He's looking good.  Seems as if the borax/peroxide  concoction routed the facial scabies.  Plus he got a big donation?

Things are coming up roses - at least until Kathy drags him down again or the ER bill comes in

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« Reply #69096 on: April 22, 2017, 11:07:25 AM »
Hey! He's looking good.  Seems as if the borax/peroxide  concoction routed the facial scabies.  Plus he got a big donation?

Things are coming up roses - at least until Kathy drags him down again or the ER bill comes in

It never ceases to amaze me how he thinks he's entitled to other people's money, as of right. Completely shameless, unembarrassed grifting. Similarly it never ceases to amaze me how some fool will pander to him.

 I can sort of see how someone who found his videos for the first time and hadn't read his history might throw him a few dollars, and call it quits. But those who do know, still send him money. What is the criteria for qualification to just hold out your hand and get hundreds of dollars?

 I'm asking seriously, because I have expenses that need fulfilling and frankly find it ludicrous they should be met by me. Other people should foot the bill and do so gratefully.

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« Reply #69097 on: April 22, 2017, 11:10:41 AM »
It never ceases to amaze me how he thinks he's entitled to other people's money, as of right. Completely shameless, unembarrassed grifting. Similarly it never ceases to amaze me how some fool will pander to him.

 I can sort of see how someone who found his videos for the first time and hadn't read his history might throw him a few dollars, and call it quits. But those who do know, still send him money. What is the criteria for qualification to just hold out your hand and get hundreds of dollars?

 I'm asking seriously, because I have expenses that need fulfilling and frankly find it ludicrous they should be met by me. Other people should foot the bill and do so gratefully.

I think George believes that we should be willing to pay for the highly educational videos that he provides.  I could be wrong.

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« Reply #69098 on: April 22, 2017, 11:19:46 AM »
I think George believes that we should be willing to pay for the highly educational videos that he provides.  I could be wrong.

And its never crossed his mind that there are single videos on YT with millions of clicks that haven't raised a penny for the maker. They do it firstly to please themselves, and secondly on the possibility others might like it too. And almost all are far more educational than any he's ever posted.

I googled this at random. 337000 views.


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« Reply #69099 on: April 22, 2017, 11:21:35 AM »
And its never crossed his mind that there are single videos on YT with millions of clicks that haven't raised a penny for the maker. They do it firstly to please themselves, and secondly on the possibility others might like it too. And almost all are far more educational than any he's ever posted.

I googled this at random. 337000 views.



I still blame Snoory for leading George to believe that he was special, with broadcasting potential.

The only broadcasting potential George had, was entertaining his bellgabber fans.  When he thought he had a chance with Snoory, he left bellgab, and stopped including bellgab in his videos.  fail/fail IMO.

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« Reply #69100 on: April 22, 2017, 11:43:36 AM »
I still blame Snoory for leading George to believe that he was special, with broadcasting potential.

The blame lies with whichever misguided oaf that resurrected him after his many deaths, not Noory. Noory just played a blinder that I tip my hat to. Senda is such a narcissist he 'forgot' the many many times he'd said deeply offensive things about Noory; But Noory didn't, and kept his powder dry to shoot the cunt down as and when he chose. Bravo.

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The only broadcasting potential George had, was entertaining his bellgabber fans.  When he thought he had a chance with Snoory, he left bellgab, and stopped including bellgab in his videos.  fail/fail IMO.

Senda's entertainment value is likened to not being able to turn away from the unfolding scene of someone not watching where they're going and walking into a lamp post.

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« Reply #69101 on: April 22, 2017, 11:49:31 AM »
It never ceases to amaze me how he thinks he's entitled to other people's money, as of right. Completely shameless, unembarrassed grifting. Similarly it never ceases to amaze me how some fool will pander to him.

 I can sort of see how someone who found his videos for the first time and hadn't read his history might throw him a few dollars, and call it quits. But those who do know, still send him money. What is the criteria for qualification to just hold out your hand and get hundreds of dollars?

 I'm asking seriously, because I have expenses that need fulfilling and frankly find it ludicrous they should be met by me. Other people should foot the bill and do so gratefully.

It's interesting. No doubt about it - Senda somehow strikes a chord.  Heck, there are how many of the continents represented on this thread?  North America, Europe, Australia, Asia and of course the mysterious 'Zulu' of Africa.  I think every extended family has a hypochondriac cousin - the kind of guy that is always dead tired because he was up all night convinced his heart was going to stop before morning.  Or the weird, perverted, dude who never got married and actually knows the names of porn actresses and their bio's and has every dirty magazine ever printed.  Then there's the blowhard, now-it-all Uncle who can spin tall tales that would impress a Hollywood writer in their creativity.  Of course there is the lazy slob cousin - doesn't work, lives in filth and hell, won't even keep his own body clean. 

I've got a couple of these characters in the old family tree but to have them all wrapped up in one guy is pretty wild.  Perhaps that's it?


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« Reply #69102 on: April 22, 2017, 12:05:09 PM »
It's interesting. No doubt about it - Senda somehow strikes a chord.  Heck, there are how many of the continents represented on this thread?  North America, Europe, Australia, Asia and of course the mysterious 'Zulu' of Africa.  I think every extended family has a hypochondriac cousin - the kind of guy that is always dead tired because he was up all night convinced his heart was going to stop before morning.  Or the weird, perverted, dude who never got married and actually knows the names of porn actresses and their bio's and has every dirty magazine ever printed.  Then there's the blowhard, now-it-all Uncle who can spin tall tales that would impress a Hollywood writer in their creativity.  Of course there is the lazy slob cousin - doesn't work, lives in filth and hell, won't even keep his own body clean. 

I've got a couple of these characters in the old family tree but to have them all wrapped up in one guy is pretty wild.  Perhaps that's it?

Perhaps. But the characters you mention (I had an alcoholic uncle who saved the empties in his cellar, and 'dyed' his hair with black boot polish) don't usually go out and almost demand to be paid. Then go on to spend whatever money they have on crap; plead poverty to get money to pay for more crap they neither need nor know how to use.

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« Reply #69103 on: April 22, 2017, 12:38:28 PM »
(I had an alcoholic uncle who saved the empties in his cellar, and 'dyed' his hair with black boot polish).


Tales of Yorkshiremen, Vol. III

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« Reply #69104 on: April 22, 2017, 12:47:02 PM »

Tales of Yorkshiremen, Vol. III

He was a Geordie, from Jarrow. Look it up Mike.

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« Reply #69105 on: April 22, 2017, 12:49:08 PM »
Perhaps. But the characters you mention (I had an alcoholic uncle who saved the empties in his cellar, and 'dyed' his hair with black boot polish) don't usually go out and almost demand to be paid. Then go on to spend whatever money they have on crap; plead poverty to get money to pay for more crap they neither need nor know how to use.

Ah the alcoholic Uncle.  Classic.   I had one as well but mine was the Tall Tale Guy.   My Dad and his Bro's were all WWII veterans.  The boozer brother of the lot served in
Burma [Ugh].   Family reunions were a hoot because after a few pops he'd hit his groove.  It was never to be missed - same kind of Senda shit.   Placed first out of a thousand guys on the entrance test the Army gave but out of jealousy they sent him to Burma in the infantry.  Then he would talk of  killing Cobra's with his bare hands, staring down Tigers, impregnating whole villages of beautiful cannibal women, killing Japanese by the bushel.    He was a drunk on the weekend.   M thru F he held a good job, raised a nice family, kept his house and yard clean but from Friday night to Sunday night watch out!

Also had the creepy, never got married guy as a cousin.   He died unexpectedly a few years ago.  I was asked to go back up north for a few days to help clean out his house.   OMG.  All kinds of pornography, sexual devices and the like.   I mean what do you do with a used, life size doll?   You can't really set it out on the curb for the rubbish man or sell it on craigslist.   

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« Reply #69106 on: April 22, 2017, 01:03:14 PM »
Look it up


I don't give a shit about you or your inconsequential countryside. I don't give two shits.

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« Reply #69107 on: April 22, 2017, 01:04:04 PM »
OMG.  All kinds of pornography, sexual devices and the like.   I mean what do you do with a used, life size doll?   You can't really set it out on the curb for the rubbish man or sell it on craigslist.


What To Do While Trapped In Yorkshire, Vol. IV

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« Reply #69108 on: April 22, 2017, 01:36:01 PM »
It never ceases to amaze me how he thinks he's entitled to other people's money, as of right. Completely shameless, unembarrassed grifting...

Falkie is of retirement age and should either have a pension or enough saved from his career to have everything he is entitled to.  Due to his disabilities and other circumstances that isn't the case, and those needs should be met by the rest of society.  He is owed this.  And has pointed it out multiple times.

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« Reply #69109 on: April 22, 2017, 01:44:59 PM »
I still blame Snoory for leading George to believe that he was special, with broadcasting potential...

The Snorge darted, netted, and repurposed an internet adversary.  And got no votes for Poster of the Year, Troll of the Year, Flame of the Year, or even the prized and coveted Art Bell Bullshitter of the Year awards.    FiFi either, it makes no sense.

The false hope was just the icing, and gave Falkie something to do and look forward to for a few years.  And aren't we all looking forward to the promised Second Interview?

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« Reply #69110 on: April 22, 2017, 02:05:02 PM »
Which reminds me, how could FiFi have not won Backstabber of the Year and Cruel Woman of the Year, and the offerer of the paid podcasting gig not have won either the Mousetrapping of the Year, Richard C Hoax of the Year, or Hater of the Year awards?

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« Reply #69111 on: April 22, 2017, 02:05:42 PM »
Or the cunning and mysterious FalkieLeaks leaker not win Exposé of the Year?

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« Reply #69112 on: April 22, 2017, 02:15:16 PM »
video break..speaks for itself.  I want to see Falkie's burgers on his George Foreman grill.  Bet they're better than this.






I rate this review 5 stars out of a possible 5. 

What I enjoyed most:

1. Extreme closeup of product.

2. sound effects

3. sound effects

4. sound effects

What I would like to see and hear added to the review.

1. Big satisfying belch finished off with a long ahhhhhh.....

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« Reply #69113 on: April 22, 2017, 02:22:37 PM »
Falkie is of retirement age and should either have a pension or enough saved from his career to have everything he is entitled to.  Due to his disabilities and other circumstances that isn't the case, and those needs should be met by the rest of society.  He is owed this.  And has pointed it out multiple times.

Exactly my point and why my company felt compelled to hire George for services rendered as a private contractor. In fact we are going to increase George's retaining fee to $2000 monthly for now with step increases on a quarterly basis. We've also decided to provide George with a  nice company car with a sunroof and leather seats. Kathy will appreciate the fine corinthian leather color matched to the vehicle's exterior color.

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« Reply #69114 on: April 22, 2017, 02:48:20 PM »
Exactly my point and why my company felt compelled to hire George for services rendered as a private contractor. In fact we are going to increase George's retaining fee to $2000 monthly for now with step increases on a quarterly basis. We've also decided to provide George with a  nice company car with a sunroof and leather seats. Kathy will appreciate the fine corinthian leather color matched to the vehicle's exterior color.

Somebody else already did this dance, bitch...kick rocks.  Come up with a new catfishing scheme would ya?

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« Reply #69115 on: April 22, 2017, 02:50:59 PM »
I mean what do you do with a used, life size doll?   You can't really set it out on the curb for the rubbish man or sell it on craigslist.

If you require serious answers to that question then the Falkie thread is the place to go.

Would it be less weird if it was half size? Or an inflatable Bigfoot? It's been an  open secret on this thread that you met the alleged 'Mrs W-A-N' via mail order, and she came with a complimentary foot pump and turkey baster.

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« Reply #69116 on: April 22, 2017, 03:22:47 PM »
If you require serious answers to that question then the Falkie thread is the place to go.

Would it be less weird if it was half size? Or an inflatable Bigfoot? It's been an  open secret on this thread that you met the alleged 'Mrs W-A-N' via mail order, and she came with a complimentary foot pump and turkey baster.

Well no.  Not less weird but easier to get rid of perhaps.  Needless to say it was an issue.   Most of the ickiness was easily rid off in trash bags but the doll was an issue.
It was big, disturbingly life like and it was heavy.  God knows how much Cousin B___ paid for it.  There was a great debate among us family members on the clean up crew on how to dispose of it.  Cutting it up would require too much handling and it was soooo life like.   There was talk of taking it out into Lake Saint Clair and deep sixing it but that didn't seem environmentally sound.   In the end, for once being from Detroit was an advantage.  Late at night we took it into a dilapidated section of the city and sat it up on the front porch of an abandoned house and left her there.    A true story and no I'm not proud of it.  We had a problem to solve and did so.

Turkey baster, eh?   Not bad weasel boy.  Not bad..............

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« Reply #69117 on: April 22, 2017, 03:27:02 PM »
Well no.  Not less weird but easier to get rid of perhaps.  Needless to say it was an issue.   Most of the ickiness was easily rid off in trash bags but the doll was an issue.
It was big, disturbingly life like and it was heavy.  God knows how much Cousin B___ paid for it.  There was a great debate among us family members on the clean up crew on how to dispose of it.  Cutting it up would require too much handling and it was soooo life like.   There was talk of taking it out into Lake Saint Clair and deep sixing it but that didn't seem environmentally sound.   In the end, for once being from Detroit was an advantage.  Late at night we took it into a dilapidated section of the city and sat it up on the front porch of an abandoned house and left her there.    A true story and no I'm not proud of it.  We had a problem to solve and did so.

Turkey baster, eh?   Not bad weasel boy.  Not bad..............

It didn't happen to be a Sweet Kathy from LC Lovedoll™ did it?

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« Reply #69118 on: April 22, 2017, 03:37:35 PM »
Well no.  Not less weird but easier to get rid of perhaps.  Needless to say it was an issue.   Most of the ickiness was easily rid off in trash bags but the doll was an issue.
It was big, disturbingly life like and it was heavy.  God knows how much Cousin B___ paid for it.  There was a great debate among us family members on the clean up crew on how to dispose of it.  Cutting it up would require too much handling and it was soooo life like.   There was talk of taking it out into Lake Saint Clair and deep sixing it but that didn't seem environmentally sound.   In the end, for once being from Detroit was an advantage.  Late at night we took it into a dilapidated section of the city and sat it up on the front porch of an abandoned house and left her there.    A true story and no I'm not proud of it.  We had a problem to solve and did so.

Turkey baster, eh?   Not bad weasel boy.  Not bad..............

Sounds like you have the germ of a film script there.  You ought to collaborate with Senda, who has plenty of ideas - and germs too, not all of them contagious. It sounds like you had one of those RealDolls (don't ask me how I know. Wide reading). I would have assumed you would have hired a skip and chucked it in the bottom, if there was that much clean up needed.

And I'm a ferret, not a weasel, FFS!!



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« Reply #69119 on: April 22, 2017, 03:38:16 PM »
It didn't happen to be a Sweet Kathy from LC Lovedoll™ did it?

No sir!   It had an attractive, yet creepy Slavic/Eastern Euro looking face.   Moral of the story is that the black sheep of the family is probably shunned for good reason.
With a corollary that if you are a sicko, loner then be a minimalist,  sicko loner.  Otherwise your relatives will have to take time off of work to clean up your mess after you cave in unexpectedly.