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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69060 on: April 21, 2017, 02:58:16 PM »
He'd better make sure he unhorses her at the first pass, and then runs her over with his fat car. I don't think the big guy has the cardio for a prolonged skirmish on the ground. Unless he can somehow overturn her into one of those open freezers and then sit on her until she turns into a wrinkled popsicle.

Failing that he can unleash the biochemical weapon organisms he grows in his beard.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69061 on: April 21, 2017, 03:27:36 PM »
For all the videos that have emanated from that pit of squalor, otherwise known as Castle Senda, I don't think any of us can envisage the sheer stench if it; a melange of dead cats, discarded food, bodily fluids, and unwashed sexagenarian.

Well, just one. PB, whose obvious mental impairment these days must have started when he unwisely tracked the Senda Monster to its lair. He was probably fairly normal (for an American) until he was hit by a wall of mephitic horror that must have brought on some sort of synaptic shutdown.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69062 on: April 21, 2017, 04:58:29 PM »
For all the videos that have emanated from that pit of squalor, otherwise known as Castle Senda, I don't think any of us can envisage the sheer stench if it; a melange of dead cats, discarded food, bodily fluids, and unwashed sexagenarian.

Well, just one. PB, whose obvious mental impairment these days must have started when he unwisely tracked the Senda Monster to its lair. He was probably fairly normal (for an American) until he was hit by a wall of mephitic horror that must have brought on some sort of synaptic shutdown.

Sooo.... you want to be included on the George Senda donor list but you're still unsure just how much is too much? I too, have dealt with that dilemma and after sleeping on it added George as an independent contractor working for my company. George's first official check will be mailed to his address starting May 1, 2017 and as long as he continues to produce videos that we (our company) feel is a quality product the checks will continue.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69063 on: April 21, 2017, 05:00:38 PM »
Sooo.... you want to be included on the George Senda donor list but you're still unsure just how much is too much? I too, have dealt with that dilemma and after sleeping on it added George as an independent contractor working for my company. George's first official check will be mailed to his address starting May 1, 2017 and as long as he continues to produce videos that we (our company) feel is a quality product the checks will continue.

Just make sure his 1099 includes enough income to screw him out of all of his free shit, k?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69064 on: April 21, 2017, 05:01:19 PM »
This must be episode one of the new season.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69065 on: April 21, 2017, 05:04:01 PM »
Just make sure his 1099 includes enough income to screw him out of all of his free shit, k?

(wink wink)

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69066 on: April 21, 2017, 05:04:13 PM »
Sooo.... you want to be included on the George Senda donor list but you're still unsure just how much is too much? I too, have dealt with that dilemma and after sleeping on it added George as an independent contractor working for my company. George's first official check will be mailed to his address starting May 1, 2017 and as long as he continues to produce videos that we (our company) feel is a quality product the checks will continue.

Go back to sleep Norm, the mountain men are not done with you yet.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69067 on: April 21, 2017, 05:05:23 PM »
If you 1099 him think of all the tax he'll owe.   :D

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69068 on: April 21, 2017, 05:08:20 PM »
If you 1099 him think of all the tax he'll owe.   :D

It's the best way to help out a buddy. Love is everywhere!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69069 on: April 21, 2017, 05:15:37 PM »
Like the Helmsleys, Falkie don't pay taxes.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69070 on: April 21, 2017, 05:17:29 PM »
This must be episode one of the new season.

Apple Trees, Honey Bees and Snow White Turtle Doves.




Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69071 on: April 21, 2017, 05:25:43 PM »
It's the best way to help out a buddy. Love is everywhere!

I'm with you Norm.. but I'm still going to check it out with our corporate Attorneys, Accountants and HR department first before 1099ing The Big Guy..

Love ALL




Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69072 on: April 21, 2017, 05:28:59 PM »
Apple Trees, Honey Bees and Snow White Turtle Doves.
Snow white turtle doves are a dime a dozen.  I want a crow black one.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69073 on: April 21, 2017, 05:34:21 PM »
Snow white turtle doves are a dime a dozen.  I want a crow black one.

White doves, crow black, ... black, white ... is that racist?  Asking for "White" Crow.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69074 on: April 21, 2017, 06:12:34 PM »
White doves, crow black, ... black, white ... is that racist?  Asking for "White" Crow.


Love ALL

Live George Cast tomorrow night! The Big Guy called out The Marvelous MudKing and the Incorrigible Jazmunda for non participation on past episodes ..

Be there and be square!

Jackstar is in!



Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69075 on: April 21, 2017, 06:23:45 PM »
I'm with you Norm.. but I'm still going to check it out with our corporate Attorneys, Accountants and HR department first before 1099ing The Big Guy..

Love ALL



Why in the world would he be talking to a Comcast rep about George Noory?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69076 on: April 21, 2017, 06:24:27 PM »
Failing that he can unleash the biochemical weapon organisms he grows in his beard.

Yes, the CIA reads this thread, and because the North Koreans are looking for ways to launch attacks on the West Coast, they are looking for new and unsuspecting retaliatory actions.  One being discussed is using the beard, have the Falken attack unsuspecting mainland North Koreans in Starbucks and West Coast Costcos. 

A second is the detonation of the Castle Senda bomb.  The door to the Castle will be opened in the direction of the North Korean peninsula and the winds will carry the scents to the land.  This is just like a gas attack.  Within hours it will affect the North Koreans and surrender will eminent.

(Confidential Post and Top Secret Clearance Required To Read)

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69077 on: April 21, 2017, 07:07:04 PM »
Whatever you do, stop giving money to Herr Grifter! If he gets a car this will happen!  SAVE THE KITTIES

http://www.heraldnet.com/news/chronic-snohomish-county-cat-hoarder-is-arrested-in-oregon/

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69078 on: April 21, 2017, 09:30:35 PM »
White doves, crow black, ... black, white ... is that racist?  Asking for "White" Crow.

Not on bellgab, as far as I can tell.  I could be wrong.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69079 on: April 21, 2017, 09:37:09 PM »
Why in the world would he be talking to a Comcast rep about George Noory?

Maybe he has the mistaken impression, that mentioning his history with Snoory, gives him some credibility.

As for him mentioning the power outages, I'm surprised he hasn't done an in depth study video about Operation Gotham Shield.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69080 on: April 21, 2017, 09:38:30 PM »
White doves, crow black, ... black, white ... is that racist?  Asking for "White" Crow.

Nothing to do with color..  It only takes one White Crow to prove that all are black is false.  Straight from Hoagland's mouth so it must be true.

Love ALL

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69081 on: April 21, 2017, 09:39:30 PM »
Yes, the CIA reads this thread, and because the North Koreans are looking for ways to launch attacks on the West Coast, they are looking for new and unsuspecting retaliatory actions.  One being discussed is using the beard, have the Falken attack unsuspecting mainland North Koreans in Starbucks and West Coast Costcos. 

A second is the detonation of the Castle Senda bomb.  The door to the Castle will be opened in the direction of the North Korean peninsula and the winds will carry the scents to the land.  This is just like a gas attack.  Within hours it will affect the North Koreans and surrender will eminent.

(Confidential Post and Top Secret Clearance Required To Read)

I saw nothing.  I promise.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69082 on: April 21, 2017, 09:50:01 PM »
Not having a working cell phone was his excuse for not being able to use Uber. He always has an excuse.

However, you can run the app on an iPad and he has a few of those so his excuse is bogus.

In todays corporate world, it really doesn't matter:


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69083 on: April 21, 2017, 10:15:53 PM »
Sooo.... you want to be included on the George Senda donor list but you're still unsure just how much is too much? I too, have dealt with that dilemma and after sleeping on it added George as an independent contractor working for my company. George's first official check will be mailed to his address starting May 1, 2017 and as long as he continues to produce videos that we (our company) feel is a quality product the checks will continue.

I hope against hope you're joking about giving that worthless pile of ungrateful shit $1500. But to answer your question; How much is too much? The steam off bat piss. That is too much, so aim lower. Excretions from earthworms.

On another forum I'm on, a member is cycling around Loch Ness in Scotland and asking for sponsorship to raise money for McMillan nurses. A charitable near end of life nursing organisation that provide paliative nurses for patients who may be dying from cancer. They take the strain from family members who probably haven't had a full nights sleep in weeks or months.

If you want to give $1500 to anyone, give it to something worthwhile, and not that worthless, ungrateful, ungracious, self centered, useless, lazy, obese, narcassistic, fat fucking cunt.

Not that I have any strong feelings about that odious stain on humanity you understand.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69084 on: April 21, 2017, 10:40:27 PM »

Love ALL

Live George Cast tomorrow night! The Big Guy called out The Marvelous MudKing and the Incorrigible Jazmunda for non participation on past episodes ..

Be there and be square!

Jackstar is in!



Wait! I got called out for something?! Time stamp please? And here I thought I would just walk the earth righting wrongs.

I do want to congratulate Mr. Senda on his new gig as a contractor for Norm. I'm sure the steady income will be appreciated :). Norm you are Making BellGab Great Again #MBGA

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69085 on: April 21, 2017, 11:02:10 PM »
If the grid goes down in Martinez, will George's LIVE video podcast become an unfulfilled promise?  Will the golden wedge of wisdom turn into a giant flying dragon?


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69086 on: April 21, 2017, 11:06:26 PM »
Wait! I got called out for something?! Time stamp please? And here I thought I would just walk the earth righting wrongs.

I do want to congratulate Mr. Senda on his new gig as a contractor for Norm. I'm sure the steady income will be appreciated :). Norm you are Making BellGab Great Again #MBGA

I'm sure George will make BellGab GREAT again! We've got the air inflator ready to pump him UP!   

#MBGA! #MBGA! #MBGA! #MBGA!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69087 on: April 21, 2017, 11:43:14 PM »
If the grid goes down in Martinez, will George's LIVE video podcast become an unfulfilled promise?  Will the golden wedge of wisdom turn into a giant flying dragon?



He has batteries and a light to strap onto his head.  I'm sure the live video will go on, even if only to document the power outage.

Oh Ye of little faith!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69088 on: April 22, 2017, 01:40:12 AM »
I hope against hope you're joking about giving that worthless pile of ungrateful shit $1500. But to answer your question; How much is too much? The steam off bat piss. That is too much, so aim lower. Excretions from earthworms.
Wrong way, Corrigan.  Earthworm castings are not cheap. ;)
http://www.gawigglers.com/worm-castings-10-pound-bag-28-00-includes-2-compost-tea-bags-free-shipping/

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #69089 on: April 22, 2017, 05:49:27 AM »
video break..speaks for itself.  I want to see Falkie's burgers on his George Foreman grill.  Bet they're better than this.