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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68940 on: April 19, 2017, 12:56:54 PM »
What about buying her a new set of underwear. She's bound to appreciate that.
That sent a mini-chill down my spine.

There are many things I need to be thinking about on my lunch break, but Kathy's bloomers aren't among them.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68941 on: April 19, 2017, 01:23:16 PM »
That was me, I sent George $1500 to help with his expenses, next week I'll send him another gift via PayPal. We've got to get him up and making more videos.

Next time just burn a pile of cash, you fucking idiot. If there is a worse cause than that mound of putrescent shit I can't think of one.

Don't take this the wrong way but I hope that every single hole of yours gets repeatedly rammed by syphilitic mountain men, you're then roasted over a slow fire, and the screaming remains tossed into a crocodile-infested river.

There should be a new word to describe you, you clueless wanker.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68942 on: April 19, 2017, 01:43:25 PM »
I think any 'donation' should be made with the stipulation that he must post on Bellgab, if for no other reason than it's something he doesn't want to do.

The lesson, naturally: Nothing comes for free. Think it will ever sink in?


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68943 on: April 19, 2017, 01:59:36 PM »
I think any 'donation' should be made with the stipulation that he must post on Bellgab, if for no other reason than it's something he doesn't want to do.

The lesson, naturally: Nothing comes for free. Think it will ever sink in?

No. The outside world has become one huge mother substitute for him - he dangles off its tit while complaining about it at every opportunity. I am hoping that he will just spend all the money on one huge bender at Carl's jrs and the fat fuck's arteries finally seal up.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68944 on: April 19, 2017, 02:20:48 PM »
Next time just burn a pile of cash, you fucking idiot. If there is a worse cause than that mound of putrescent shit I can't think of one.

Don't take this the wrong way but I hope that every single hole of yours gets repeatedly rammed by syphilitic mountain men, you're then roasted over a slow fire, and the screaming remains tossed into a crocodile-infested river.

There should be a new word to describe you, you clueless wanker.

At least you let him down gently.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68945 on: April 19, 2017, 02:28:53 PM »
I think any 'donation' should be made with the stipulation that he must post on Bellgab, if for no other reason than it's something he doesn't want to do.

The lesson, naturally: Nothing comes for free. Think it will ever sink in?

It's very revealing how he leaves the fact that his donations come from bellgabbers out of his videos.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68946 on: April 19, 2017, 02:30:26 PM »
Next time just burn a pile of cash, you fucking idiot. If there is a worse cause than that mound of putrescent shit I can't think of one.

Don't take this the wrong way but I hope that every single hole of yours gets repeatedly rammed by syphilitic mountain men, you're then roasted over a slow fire, and the screaming remains tossed into a crocodile-infested river.

There should be a new word to describe you, you clueless wanker.

I just laughed out loud during a conference call. Damn you.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68947 on: April 19, 2017, 02:31:58 PM »
More interested in what befell a Circle of Trust member than updates on his personal health. He can be specific about the consistency of his BMs after eating California raisins but never the important stuff.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68948 on: April 19, 2017, 02:32:05 PM »
I just laughed out loud during a conference call. Damn you.

Did you explain bellgab to them?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68949 on: April 19, 2017, 02:39:44 PM »
So he is trying to get the inspection delayed. Doesn't that tell them that his place is always a mess? The point of an inspction is not to see if he can get it clean it is to see if he keeps it that way.

And his big issue is the bathroom floor, it needs a solid scrubbing.
That is just nasty.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68950 on: April 19, 2017, 02:45:32 PM »
At least you let him down gently.

He must be growing soft.  I gave Falkie $40 last year and SV's Voodoo hex hasn't worn off yet, or so my poor mother tells me.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68951 on: April 19, 2017, 02:46:31 PM »
Yes. I have seen gas station bathrooms cleaner than that, the kind so toxic that you sort of stagger out of it.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68952 on: April 19, 2017, 02:48:07 PM »
Now Senda has this cash injection he can afford that tech to come and find all that spyware that the evil MV put on the infected laptop.
 
I won't hold my breath, although I hope Senda does.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68953 on: April 19, 2017, 02:50:24 PM »
He must be growing soft.  I gave Falkie $40 last year and SV's Voodoo hex hasn't worn off yet, or so my poor mother tells me.

I pray nightly that your balls shrivel to the size of peanuts.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68954 on: April 19, 2017, 02:52:46 PM »
So he is trying to get the inspection delayed. Doesn't that tell them that his place is always a mess? The point of an inspction is not to see if he can get it clean it is to see if he keeps it that way.

And his big issue is the bathroom floor, it needs a solid scrubbing.
That is just nasty.
Maybe someone can donate toilet targets.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68955 on: April 19, 2017, 02:53:11 PM »
Yes. I have seen gas station bathrooms cleaner than that, the kind so toxic that you sort of stagger out of it.

A good vinegar and baking soda mixture and a brush is what is needed.  I'm sure George is taking care of it.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68956 on: April 19, 2017, 02:53:39 PM »
I pray nightly that your balls shrivel to the size of peanuts.
I thought shrivel meant get smaller.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #68957 on: April 19, 2017, 02:53:56 PM »
Why SHOULD I contribute to a thread that has been so thoroughly hijacked by total assholes such as yourself and others ?
When I do contribute ( with a few notable exceptions ) I am singular raked over the coals for it.
There is little incentive for me to get pleasure out of being told I have asberger's or worse or that I am an idiot, fool or any other negative worse or phrase used to describe myself.
The thread is NOT any FUN for me when I see continual insults of me or Kathy or constant spam posts by you, Who, Jocko, Paladin and a host of others who would choke on their own spittle before saying anything nice I or positive about anything I do, think or say in or not in a video.
I have many subscribers and followers who have NOTHING to do with Bellgab and get new ones on a daily basis on Twitter and elsewhere no matter what you and your fellow cretins think, particularly since that lot of you are imbued with a false sense of your own self importance.
I am NOT referring to my many fans, followers & supporters by stating the above comment.

As for my posting NEWS stories, it is done to inform my subscribers of which I doubt you are one.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #68958 on: April 19, 2017, 02:58:01 PM »

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 15, 2015, 05:16:34 AM
Why SHOULD I contribute to a thread that has been so thoroughly hijacked by total assholes such as yourself and others ?
When I do contribute ( with a few notable exceptions ) I am singular raked over the coals for it.
There is little incentive for me to get pleasure out of being told I have asberger's or worse or that I am an idiot, fool or any other negative worse or phrase used to describe myself.
The thread is NOT any FUN for me when I see continual insults of me or Kathy or constant spam posts by you, Who, Jocko, Paladin and a host of others who would choke on their own spittle before saying anything nice I or positive about anything I do, think or say in or not in a video.
I have many subscribers and followers who have NOTHING to do with Bellgab and get new ones on a daily basis on Twitter and elsewhere no matter what you and your fellow cretins think, particularly since that lot of you are imbued with a false sense of your own self importance.
I am NOT referring to my many fans, followers & supporters by stating the above comment.

As for my posting NEWS stories, it is done to inform my subscribers of which I doubt you are one.



bwahahahahaha

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68959 on: April 19, 2017, 03:32:02 PM »
I pray nightly that your balls shrivel to the size of peanuts.

Yep, growing soft. 

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68960 on: April 19, 2017, 03:39:11 PM »
$1500 is half of a Chinese-made container house Falkie wants.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68962 on: April 19, 2017, 03:41:38 PM »
I thought shrivel meant get smaller.

Zing! :D

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68963 on: April 19, 2017, 03:43:29 PM »
Well, gosh ... now he's going to have to wait until after I get my $900 lip injections, the appointment for which is consequently on his birthday. (I think? 4/28?)

Until I have huge voluptuous lips, there will sadly be no rain in Martinez.  :-*

I'll have to pass the torch to Norm or White Crow.

#MakeItRainInMartinez

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68964 on: April 19, 2017, 03:45:38 PM »
Well, gosh ... now he's going to have to wait until after I get my $900 lip injections, the appointment for which is consequently on his birthday. (I think? 4/28?)

Until I have huge voluptuous lips, there will sadly be no rain in Martinez.  :-*

I'll have to pass the torch to Norm or White Crow.

#MakeItRainInMartinez

His iPad fell off the trash can?  Sigh.   Why do these things happen only to George?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68965 on: April 19, 2017, 03:48:09 PM »
Well, gosh ... now he's going to have to wait until after I get my $900 lip injections, the appointment for which is consequently on his birthday. (I think? 4/28?)

Until I have huge voluptuous lips, there will sadly be no rain in Martinez.  :-

I'll have to pass the torch to Norm or White Crow.

#MakeItRainInMartinez

No worries, he has plenty in his savings account to purchase at least a couple brand new computers if he wanted to.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68966 on: April 19, 2017, 03:51:47 PM »
His iPad fell off the trash can?  Sigh.   Why do these things happen only to George?

He said in his video that he turned his old lamp into an iPad tripod. I was going to tell him to make a DIY video of THAT because so many hipsters are into repurposing things - it'd probably BLOW UP Pinterest.

But maybe it didn't work out so well. :(

Plus, I didn't mention it because I'm trying to stop sounding like the information desk lady emoji. 💁🏼

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68967 on: April 19, 2017, 03:52:15 PM »
No worries, he has plenty in his savings account to purchase at least a couple brand new computers if he wanted to.

Well, if Falkie is as industrious as I think he is, he won't rest on his $1500 nest egg.  This is no time for rest.   Grift, grift your ass off.  Grift like you have never grifted before!   

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68968 on: April 19, 2017, 03:52:40 PM »
Until I have huge voluptuous lips, there will sadly be no rain in Martinez.  :-*

You are obviously angling to be another notch on the Senda bedpost. Unfortunately Kathy has huge lips already, so huge they flap round her knees. He ought to spend some of his new found wealth on labiaplasty for the poor old sow.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (User of Dead Mom's Credit Card)
« Reply #68969 on: April 19, 2017, 03:56:28 PM »
You are obviously angling to be another notch on the Senda bedpost. Unfortunately Kathy has huge lips already, so huge they flap round her knees. He ought to spend some of his new found wealth on labiaplasty for the poor old sow.

You nasty, bruh!