The 356th Airborne US/Israeli Jewish Mother and Grandmother Bridgade.
If neccessary, we bring the 477th Italians out of reserve as well.
Your Jewish/Italian mother/grandmothers will tremble in fear
at the awful might of Chinese tiger-moms and Russian kalishnakov-wielding babushkas.
Remember, many Chinese biddies are accomplished samurais and Russian woman would often mate with remnant Neanderthals after the last ice age. This is why Slavic Russians, like Joseph Stalin and Trotsky, were such savage beasts. If it weren't for the fur-covered arm of Russia, Hitler wouldn't had his ass handed to him so soundly.
As for China, you'll remember that the largest empire the earth ever known was spear headed by the Genghis Khan, a consummate Chinaman. They even kicked the Russian's asses at the battle of Tours, and subjugated the Slavic peoples under their yellow yokes for thousands of years.
Genghis Khan's mother, as it so happens, worked at the DMV, and had a sour, pinched face and mammoth, drooping breasts. She once insisted I re-write my name on my drivers license because it was illegible. Bitch.