I don't watch The Simpsons very often (not more than once a week, usually Sunday) but I did catch a rare mid-week episode today called "Grift of the Magi".
For those who have never seen the episode, there is one line that seems to ring so true to me
The ironing is, indeed, delicious!
Imagine spending your days insulting a public figure, trying your bestest to be a public figure yourself with buttloads of misguided self promotion and then complaining when someone ribs you in the same manner!
It would be as crazy as making a video complaining how unprofessional and unprepared someone is and then, halfway through your video you go off to open a door for a rabbit. You stand up, stomp through a room polluted with a mess better suited for an episode of hoarders, bend over to show more ass crack than a team of plumbers on the way to the door.
You would think most people would start recording the video over, you know, to seem somewhat professional. Nope, not this jihad declarer!
Or you could complain how someone doesn't do any prep and then spend half a video trying to figure out how many cents a day a subscription would cost you because... wait for it... you didn't prepare those numbers beforehand!
Things like this don't seem possible in this human world, right?
As an old pal of mine wrote to me
how does it feel to highjack someone's thread with your insulting and unfunny posts ?
particularly after I said that this sort of crap is why I quit posting on bellgab.
of course, I wouldn't expect sensitivity from a jerk such as yourself.
Upon reading his prose I fell ill. Not because of any feelings of regret, no sir.
It was because it was like the pot met the kettle, both of them made from well polished black mirrored material. They also both had eyes so they could look at each other and they were in a room made from mirrors. http://www.mcescher.com/
The noted New Zealand kiwi hoarder Bluesmunda will ignore the above link.
I do wish to issue an apology to those offended by my stripper stories. It was wrong of me to mention my expert cocksman abilities without providing links. I promise that more than one human has called me an expert swordsman, even if I do not have the links to back this statement up. Because of the lack of links I will retract my statement and issue a full apology.http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cocksman