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Sex.
« on: March 02, 2017, 02:00:30 AM »
Well let's get right to it.

Are you a loud one? Me, I'm not all that loud but I do growl. Growling signifies my arrival.

Do you have any strange kinks? I've never understood some of the weird fetishes out there. However, for instance, I have what would be considered to be a mild foot fetish. Not smelling or licking the lucky ladies feet, but more of an appreciation of a well manicured well shaped foot in a nice heel. I won't even get into the onion ass and breast obsession that I have. I like tall athletic woman.

Do you watch porn? Personally, I do not. Can't stand it.

Have you ever incorporated food into sex? McCain Deep'n Delicious cake.   Guilty ;D

Angry Sex?

You? Please elaborate.


P.S. Masturbation does not count.

Re: Sex.
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2017, 05:25:53 PM »
I can't believe this thread didn't get any love.

Re: Sex.
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2017, 07:31:10 PM »
I can't believe this thread didn't get any love.

Or lust.


Re: Sex.
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2017, 12:12:09 AM »
I guess BellGabbers just like to watch.

Re: Sex.
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2017, 12:29:43 AM »
I guess BellGabbers just like to watch.
Either that or we want to make the NSA work for the answers.  ;)

Re: Sex.
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2017, 12:40:13 AM »
Either that or we want to make the NSA work for the answers.  ;)

The Annulus™ does not give up her secrets easily.

Re: Sex.
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2017, 12:48:28 AM »
RGG's Third Law of Sexual Dynamics--The amount time a person spends posting on BellGab is inversely proportional to the amount of time he or she has had sex with another human being by a factor of seventeen.

Re: Sex.
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2017, 04:11:04 AM »
RGG's Third Law of Sexual Dynamics--The amount time a person spends posting on BellGab is inversely proportional to the amount of time he or she has had sex with another human being by a factor of seventeen.

I'd post a long rebuttal here but I don't have time, what with all the action I'm getting.

Re: Sex.
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2017, 04:34:09 AM »
Either that or we want to make the NSA work for the answers.  ;)
+ 19.5       ;D

Re: Sex.
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2017, 07:07:21 AM »
I'd post a long rebuttal here but I don't have time, what with all the action I'm getting.

Well it is Spring!


Re: Sex.
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2017, 09:59:34 AM »
Yes, please!

Re: Sex.
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2017, 11:06:27 PM »
I can't believe this thread didn't get any love.

Because Burning Poo is a sticky here.

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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2017, 11:14:30 PM »



Re: Sex.
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2017, 06:56:26 AM »

Re: Sex.
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2017, 03:29:48 PM »
I guess BellGabbers just like to watch.
Lol!

Re: Sex.
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2017, 03:53:47 PM »
Yes, please!
The only proper answer.
Anything else is uncivilized.

Re: Sex.
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2017, 09:27:06 PM »


  Ha! Why hasn't someone made a zombie movie in which legions of Orthodox Jews come back as zombies, mad with hunger for foreskins. "Only the circumcised will survive..."

Re: Sex.
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2017, 11:30:42 PM »
legions of Orthodox Jews come back as zombies





Good enough.

Re: Sex.
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2017, 09:03:09 AM »
I can't believe this thread didn't get any love.
Would it be any more interesting have a bunch of people answer "no" to all the questions?