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Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #180 on: September 07, 2017, 09:28:12 AM »
Not sure if anyone did this yet- Silly Nelson for Willy Nelson.

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #181 on: September 07, 2017, 11:17:36 AM »
Dantana

The Beach Toys

Men at Pork

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #182 on: September 07, 2017, 12:10:54 PM »
Has anyone done The Dinks yet?


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« Reply #183 on: September 07, 2017, 12:30:43 PM »
Fistherspooner

Eye dun spelt if rong...  Mint too:

"FistHerSpooner"

Apogees!


Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #184 on: September 07, 2017, 12:31:09 PM »
Has anyone done The Dinks yet?

The Pinks?

Never herd 'em...

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #185 on: September 07, 2017, 12:35:11 PM »
Mister Sister
Kentucky Headcunters
Alice In Chairs
Buns N Roses
Liverboy

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #186 on: September 07, 2017, 12:39:59 PM »
ie(; Tush?

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« Reply #187 on: September 07, 2017, 12:42:32 PM »
Dantana
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IntarTubes bokken, suh!

2x{+1}[/b] G-U-D that spells MOON!



ediot:whoa...

2ndiot: mmm

T'[w/t:eye-otta:  clarity

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #188 on: September 07, 2017, 03:38:23 PM »
The Cult = The Cunt. Yup I went there.

I'd go there with you, too.

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« Reply #191 on: September 07, 2017, 11:13:16 PM »




Iran Maiden

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« Reply #192 on: September 07, 2017, 11:24:06 PM »




Iran Maiden
Ha. That is a good one. But they would be sold to some Arabic, Iranian, or etc Prince on the Middle-Eastern Market. Likely looking  looking for some wives for his Ferrari-wrecking, excessive gambling, coke-addled son living in London or LA in hopes it would help it would draw him home, to be put under lock and key, and then help OPEC by the arranged marriages.

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #193 on: September 08, 2017, 10:43:25 PM »
The Cunt -- Love, Dreamtime, etc... Ian may mail it in these days, but if 3 pumps ain't enough for her then that's her problem.
The Southern Death Cunt -- Gothic rock band from the UK before shortening their name and becoming possessed by Steppenwolf after choosing Wham!'s producer. This information is certifiable.
Blue Oyster Cunt -- "It seemed to me, you lived your life... with a cowbell in your cunt." - Elton John live version sung at memorial for longtime friend and fprmer manager of Blue Oyster Cunt
Ice-P -- Original Pisser, The Yellow Iceberg, etc... He also wrote/released 99 Problems But a Piss Ain't One 25+ years ago so fuck you Gay-Z you fake piece of shit.
Public Enema -- Fear of a Brown Planet took the world by storm in the late 80s, but when the follow-up It Takes a Toilet of Millions To Plunge Us Back came out the shit really hit the fan ten fold. They toured with Anthrax and in Europe with The Sisters of Mercy. More dangerous and rock n roll than many popular rock bands of the time, no liquid plumber or hair metal band could do anything to stop this relentless force of pioneermanship which was literally working within the same walls as Run DLL, Klayer, Blenn Danzig, and Joy Orbison in his final days of life.
LL Cool P -- "I'm going back to Cali... to pee again, to pee[*] again" (repeat 4 times but on the 2nd and 4th stop here [*]).
SS Decuntrol -- Grumpy band from Boston, appeared in official Misfits 'Braineaters' video in 1982.
D.O.H. -- Canadian punk band from Vancouver, managed by Homer Simpson at the insistence of Chuck Biscuits.
T.L.O.L -- Funeral March... giggle to death... repeat. Band made appearance in Suburbia in 1984 where they didn't think violence at the shows was particularly funny.
AC/D2 -- Rock n roll Astromech Droid from Australia, but actually made and assembled in Britain. The lil guy is also the only remaining original member of the band.
Howlin' Bolf -- Blues singer with possible cock in mouth.
Bo Diddler -- Juju, just smell his fingers. The proof is in the pudding.
Jew Order -- Blue Monday + Black Friday = Bizarre Love Ponzi; Financing available via mass social networking and Netflix[TM] rating points system in conjunction with major credit card and certified iPlop app.
The Marbelettes -- Legendary girl group who did better version of a Beatles song than the actual Beatles. Eben wib marbles is der mouf dey''d still pwob kik de beebles affes outta town.
Marvis Gaye -- The Freddie Mercury mustache gave Marv away a long time ago. Marv you are a big bag of fruit, we knew this ages ago.
Concrete Bronde -- Japanese/Engrish version of Los Angeles based 80s-90s gothic rocking folk rockers who like to sing about moonlight, vampires, and numerous girls named Kim, Caroline, Wendy, etc.. and who knows maybe Joey had a pussy too. Johnette Napolitano may not have ever been the numba one fucky but she is a close 26th or 27th for sure.
Boner M -- Hitmakers of Raspoontang, Rivers of Bonerlong, Ma Boner, etc...
Starshit -- Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the video; 33.
The Exploided -- Combustable punk band from Glasgow, New Jersey. Keep your distance and stand back.
Monster Fagnet -- Potentially doubling as a website URL as well as a band name, this stoner rock band recently resurfaced with more gay monster activity, positive and negative polarity, and analog equipment.
Buran Buran - Russian version of the American space orbiter helmed by Simon Lebon who flew a successful test flight which resulted in a lunch invite at The Kremlin. Though, when the Soviet Union collapsed funding was cut and the band's record label ceased to exist. Years later the vehicle was destroyed when the hangar in which it was stored suddenly collapsed in on itself. The Coast Guard couldn't save any of the original acetates and ultra-rare demo tapes which were also stored in the hangar building. It was a total loss.
Thh Specials -- Mentally challenged group who make fake reggae music in England. 2 sing and 8 others just stand there like a bunch of Oreo cookies. Not full-retard, yet special enough to take the short bus. If they debuted 15 years later they would have been wearing tracksuits and flat visor baseball caps and been covered with unoriginal tribal tattoos and sports logos everywhere.
Pornishead -- X-rated band from Bristol UK who sample and scratch outtakes of old porno albums.
Nina Fagen -- German opera singer turned punk singer turned opera singer then punk then vaudeville then showtunes, then punk opera. This jewish faghag is about 82 years old and still has the pipes as well as some (possibly scientifically created) dick sucking lips.
Steve Bai -- A grand wizard of guitar sorcery who is long married to Ibanez. He is a guitar legend despite the absence of a single notable album of his own. He is 63% gay in Japan according to Rotten Sustainerpots dot com and also has a signature superstrat that doubles as training-luggage. He appeared in The Karate Kid IV with Jamie Gertz, Joe Morton, and several other colored people from the deep south where it's just watermelons and rock n roll all day long, everyday, eternally - forever!

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #194 on: September 08, 2017, 10:52:36 PM »
The Cunt -- Love, Dreamtime, etc... Ian may mail it in these days, but if 3 pumps ain't enough for her then that's her problem.
The Southern Death Cunt -- Gothic rock band from the UK before shortening their name and becoming possessed by Steppenwolf after choosing Wham!'s producer. This information is certifiable.
Blue Oyster Cunt -- "It seemed to me, you lived your life... with a cowbell in your cunt." - Elton John live version sung at memorial for longtime friend and fprmer manager of Blue Oyster Cunt
Ice-P -- Original Pisser, The Yellow Iceberg, etc... He also wrote/released 99 Problems But a Piss Ain't Once 25+ years ago so fuck you Gay-Z you fake piece of shit.
Public Enema -- Fear of a Brown Planet took the world by storm in the late 80s, but when the follow-up It Takes a Toilet of Millions To Plunge Us Back came out the shit really hit the fan ten fold. They toured with Anthrax and in Europe with The Sisters of Mercy. More dangerous and rock n roll than many popular rock bands of the time, no liquid plumber or hair metal band could do anything to stop this relentless force of pioneermanship which was literally working within the same walls as Run DLL, Klayer, Blenn Danzig, and Joy Orbison in his final days of life.
LL Cool P -- "I'm going back to Cali... to pee again, to pee[*] again" (repeat 4 times but on the 2nd and 4th stop here [*]).
SS Decuntrol -- Grumpy band from Boston, appeared in official Misfits 'Braineaters' video in 1982.
D.O.H. -- Canadian punk band from Vancouver, managed by Homer Simpson at the insistence of Chuck Biscuits.
T.L.O.L -- Funeral March... giggle to death... repeat. Band made appearance in Suburbia in 1984 where they didn't think violence at the shows was particularly funny.
AC/D2 -- Rock n roll Astromech Droid from Australia, but actually made and assembled in Britain. The lil guy is also the only remaining original member of the band.
Howlin' Bolf -- Blues singer with possible cock in mouth.
Bo Diddler -- Juju, just smell his fingers. The proof is in the pudding.
Jew Order -- Blue Monday + Black Friday = Bizarre Love Ponzi; Financing available via mass social networking and Netflix[TM] rating points system in conjunction with major credit card and certified iPlop app.
The Marbelettes -- Legendary girl group who did better version of a Beatles song than the actual Beatles. Eben wib marbles is der mouf dey''d still pwob kik de beebles affes outta town.
Marvis Gaye -- The Freddie Mercury mustache gave Marv away a long time ago. Marv you are a big bag of fruit, we knew this ages ago.
Concrete Bronde -- Japanese/Engrish version of Los Angeles based 80s-90s gothic rocking folk rockers who like to sing about moonlight, vampires, and numerous girls named Kim, Caroline, Wendy, etc.. and who knows maybe Joey had a pussy too. Johnette Napolitano may not have ever been the numba one fucky but she is a close 26th or 27th for sure.
Boner M -- Hitmakers of Raspoontang, Rivers of Bonerlong, Ma Boner, etc...
Starshit -- Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the video; 33.
The Exploided -- Combustable punk band from Glasgow, New Jersey. Keep your distance and stand back.
Monster Fagnet -- Potentially doubling as a website URL as well as a band name, this stoner rock band recently resurfaced with more gay monster activity, positive and negative polarity, and analog equipment.
Buran Buran - Russian version of the American space orbiter helmed by Simon Lebon who flew a successful test flight which resulted in a lunch invite at The Kremlin. Though, when the Soviet Union collapsed funding was cut and the band's record label ceased to exist. Years later the vehicle was destroyed when the hangar in which it was stored suddenly collapsed in on itself. The Coast Guard couldn't save any of the original acetates and ultra-rare demo tapes which were also stored in the hangar building. It was a total loss.
Thh Specials -- Mentally challenged group who make fake reggae music in England. 2 sing and 8 others just stand there like a bunch of Oreo cookies. Not full-retard, yet special enough to take the short bus. If they debuted 15 years later they would have been wearing tracksuits and flat visor baseball caps and been covered with unoriginal tribal tattoos and sports logos everywhere.
Pornishead -- X-rated band from Bristol UK who sample and scratch outtakes of old porno albums.
Nina Fagen -- German opera singer turned punk singer turned opera singer then punk then vaudeville then showtunes, then punk opera. This jewish faghag is about 82 years old and still has the pipes as well as some dick sucking lips.
Steve Bai -- A grand wizard of guitar sorcery who is long married to Ibanez. He is a guitar legend despite the absence of a single notable album of his own. He is 63% gay in Japan according to Rotten Sustainerpots dot com and also has a signature superstrat that doubles as training-luggage. He appeared in The Karate Kid IV with Jamie Gertz, Joe Morton, and several other colored people from the deep south where it's just watermelons and rock n roll all day long, everyday, eternally - forever!
Winner.  ;D ;D ;D
Now for Final Jeopardy!
Do Yngwie Malmsteen (or his given name)

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #195 on: September 09, 2017, 12:43:52 PM »
...Joy Orbison...

Roy Division

awesome, hA-ha!

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #196 on: September 09, 2017, 07:21:37 PM »
Red Dot Chili Peppers

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #197 on: September 09, 2017, 07:47:43 PM »
I have always liked The Curd even though their music is a little off, kind of like the milk that went missing in your fridge and got a little chewy.

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #198 on: September 09, 2017, 08:06:39 PM »
Winner.  ;D ;D ;D
Now for Final Jeopardy!
Do Yngwie Malmsteen (or his given name)
Angwie Malmsteem -- Born Lars Johan Yngve Lannerbäck.  Lars was a young guitar virtuoso specializing in metal.  An unfortunate speech impediment which made him pronounce the letter "r" like "w" was also punctuated by him producing sounds like an asthmatic teakettle when excited.  This resulted in a lot of teasing while he was young.  He would get mad and try to respond to the teasing, which resulted in an unfortunate feedback loop,  causing his impediment to be magnified.  It is believed that these fits caused his own family to nickname him Angwie Malmsteem, picking on his pronunciation woes as well as the strange noises he produced.

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #199 on: September 09, 2017, 10:06:23 PM »
Angwie Malmsteem -- Born Lars Johan Yngve Lannerbäck.  Lars was a young guitar virtuoso specializing in metal.  An unfortunate speech impediment which made him pronounce the letter "r" like "w" was also punctuated by him producing sounds like an asthmatic teakettle when excited.  This resulted in a lot of teasing while he was young.  He would get mad and try to respond to the teasing, which resulted in an unfortunate feedback loop,  causing his impediment to be magnified.  It is believed that these fits caused his own family to nickname him Angwie Malmsteem, picking on his pronunciation woes as well as the strange noises he produced.
We have a winner, Alex.  ;D ;D

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #200 on: September 11, 2017, 08:28:57 PM »
Jason Jisbell

or better yet, fuck the rules:

Jason Jizzbell

Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« Reply #201 on: Yesterday at 12:42:52 AM »
Faghat.