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« Reply #18810 on: September 13, 2017, 07:14:44 AM »



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« Reply #18811 on: September 13, 2017, 05:04:18 PM »


Good times!  ;D

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« Reply #18812 on: September 13, 2017, 09:54:11 PM »
Hey Aldous! How's it going? Good to see you're still around this place

Life is good! Nice to see you in the neighborhood. How's space?


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« Reply #18813 on: September 14, 2017, 12:02:59 AM »
Life is good! Nice to see you in the neighborhood. How's space?
A bit vacuous, but that's to be expected. Are you still in Mexico?

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« Reply #18814 on: September 14, 2017, 01:22:41 AM »

A bit vacuous, but that's to be expected. Are you still in Mexico?

Agent: Orange is back?!?  This is a quantum leap in the right direction

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« Reply #18815 on: September 14, 2017, 08:24:04 AM »
I just found out Margaret Mitchell of Gone With The Wind fame was rather obsessed with pornography and erotica.  She was highly interested in all forms of sexual expression and loved going to dirty book shops and reading explicit prose.  Apparently she also tried her hand at writing it as a hobby while writing serious work like Gone With The Wind. 

Now I need to go to the Margaret Mitchell House in Atlanta. Hopefully they have some samples of her more erotic work.

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« Reply #18816 on: September 14, 2017, 08:41:12 AM »
I just found out Margaret Mitchell of Gone With The Wind fame was rather obsessed with pornography and erotica.  She was highly interested in all forms of sexual expression and loved going to dirty book shops and reading explicit prose.  Apparently she also tried her hand at writing it as a hobby while writing serious work like Gone With The Wind. 

Now I need to go to the Margaret Mitchell House in Atlanta. Hopefully they have some samples of her more erotic work.
Anitifa hasn't burned down Margaret's house, yet?  ;)

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« Reply #18817 on: September 14, 2017, 09:00:42 AM »
I just found out Margaret Mitchell of Gone With The Wind fame was rather obsessed with pornography and erotica.  She was highly interested in all forms of sexual expression and loved going to dirty book shops and reading explicit prose.  Apparently she also tried her hand at writing it as a hobby while writing serious work like Gone With The Wind. 

Now I need to go to the Margaret Mitchell House in Atlanta. Hopefully they have some samples of her more erotic work.

By God man!  Put that libido in check.   :D   ;)

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« Reply #18818 on: September 14, 2017, 09:09:25 AM »
By God man!  Put that libido in check.   :D   ;)
Welcome back to "MV's Neighborhood," Shay!  We've missed yeeewww, "Mr. Rogers."

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« Reply #18819 on: September 14, 2017, 11:22:06 AM »
By God man!  Put that libido in check.   :D   ;)

There's no hope.  I just had my testosterone shot and I'm horny as fuck. :-[ ;D

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« Reply #18820 on: September 14, 2017, 07:28:15 PM »
I get the reasons why (how fresh it is, different cutting methods, shrinkage, treatment, type of wood, etc) but I still can't get my head around why, considering the prevalence, lumber is so imprecise (even by STANDARDS) yet we built most of our homes out of it and they, for the most part, turn out ok. Especially considering one using all kinds of measurement, tools, and planning beforehand but then IMPLEMENT and BUILD with things like 2x4s 2x6s, ...etc etc that AREN'T actually that size! And, yet, it still works out. (Thinking about tearing out and re-doing one of my decks and then my brother with the flood and 'remodel' and so on my mind.) A second thought: maybe that is WHY things work! Because it allows for some human error (who has 'cheated' a bit when building stuff?)

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« Reply #18821 on: September 15, 2017, 11:47:29 AM »
;D

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« Reply #18822 on: September 15, 2017, 10:12:53 PM »

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« Reply #18823 on: September 16, 2017, 12:12:40 AM »
... How's space?

Up rhwhere we pray outta boredom, yeah. 
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« Reply #18824 on: September 16, 2017, 07:44:57 PM »
Came across a podcast called Metaprogramming and lo and behold there was an episode where Laura London was interviewed. 

https://individuationing.com/2017/08/31/tmp-55-laura-london-the-jungian-interviewer/

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« Reply #18825 on: September 19, 2017, 02:54:40 PM »

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« Reply #18826 on: September 20, 2017, 06:51:29 PM »
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Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Dirty damn hipster edtion.
« Reply #18827 on: September 20, 2017, 08:50:29 PM »
With vinyl becoming evermore popular dirty damn hipsters will have to flee to an even more obscure music format. Where will the dirty hipsters flock in search of a new musical format?

The answer is the ultimate in heritage, organic, artisan, analog reproduction. This archaic medium is more scratch resistant and convenient compared to vinyl. Nothing can even come close to it in sound reproduction at any price point. Yet retains all the looks and tactile seduction of analog, without any of the drawbacks of analog, or digital.

Get in on the ground-floor nao, before it's too late! Collect all that cryptocurrency from smartphones, and damp crinkled cash from skinny jeans. Insure you ply the air liberally with a lexicon of hipster buzzwords. Nothing lubricates a hipster to throw gobs of cash around better than a thick layer of locally sourced smugness, except sniffing their own farts.

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« Reply #18828 on: September 20, 2017, 09:32:33 PM »
With vinyl becoming evermore popular dirty damn hipsters will have to flee to an even more obscure music format. Where will the dirty hipsters flock in search of a new musical format?

The answer is the ultimate in heritage, organic, artisan, analog reproduction. This archaic medium is more scratch resistant and convenient compared to vinyl. Nothing can even come close to it in sound reproduction at any price point. Yet retains all the looks and tactile seduction of analog, without any of the drawbacks of analog, or digital.

Get in on the ground-floor nao, before it's too late! Collect all that cryptocurrency from smartphones, and damp crinkled cash from skinny jeans. Insure you ply the air liberally with a lexicon of hipster buzzwords. Nothing lubricates a hipster to throw gobs of cash around better than a thick layer of locally sourced smugness, except sniffing their own farts...

Do I have to drink Pabst when listening to it? - because I hate that crap

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« Reply #18829 on: September 21, 2017, 03:18:57 AM »
Do I have to drink Pabst when listening to it? - because I hate that crap

No doubt. Speaking of crap, I'll drink one PBR and it'll give me a case of Schlitz. Talk about return on investment!

While on the subject of investment, I've got a deal for you and your PBR hating ilk. It's a reusable vinyl wrap that you can put on any 12oz or 16oz can. Best use of vinyl since the LP, without a doubt. We call them Plastic Poser Protectors. They look a lot like PBR labels at a distance. Simply wrap your favorite canned beverage with our reusable Plastic Poser Protectors, and BAM!!! Your status as a dirty damn hipster can remain intact.

BUT WAIT, THERES MOAR!!! Fear not poser pals, even if your clan of dirty hipsters detects the faux label, causing a disturbance in the Force. Whereby they will seek to vote you off the island of Misfit Artisans & Trust Fund Babies at the next meeting. You can spin this major faux pas in your favor, saving face. Simply say our Plastic Poser Protectors were so corny and kitsch that you just had to have one. Because... you know... ironic, cheese, RIGHT! Hell, at that point the room of frozen frowns will turn upside-down with overwhelming waves of warm accolades. They will be impressed with how woke, and in tune you really are, heaps of social status will ensue. Maybe even becoming head of the trendy tribe, until the next thing comes along.

WAIT! THERE'S EVEN MOAR!! Here is the meat and potatoes of the deal, if you act nao! You can be the sole provider or our amazing status enhancing Plastic Poser Protectors in your area. Along with our incredible line of artisan vitamins, and heritage survival kits, all locally sourced. You can become the tip of the spear, so to speak. All products come with our no case of Schlitz guarantee... (Hello, you still there? Anyone? ...) 

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« Reply #18830 on: September 21, 2017, 07:35:16 AM »
I find it difficult to imagine what might happen if I went back in time and told my 90s self that one day "man-buns" would be a thing dudes will do to their hair. The most likely outcome would be that my young self would spontaneously suicide, leaving me trapped with the knowledge the world is on a collision course with hipsterdom and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

Well. I say bring on the paradox because the future is weird, man

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« Reply #18831 on: September 21, 2017, 09:03:51 AM »
http://m.sfgate.com/crime/article/Starbucks-robbery-crime-stabbing-Good-Samaritan-12213420.php

Suspect in robbery to sue good Samaritan that took away his knife in a brawl and stabbed him with it.

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« Reply #18832 on: September 21, 2017, 09:09:17 AM »
http://m.sfgate.com/crime/article/Starbucks-robbery-crime-stabbing-Good-Samaritan-12213420.php

Suspect in robbery to sue good Samaritan that took away his knife in a brawl and stabbed him with it.

Incredible isn't it? The bloke who brought the cunt down was no spring chicken either, he was ballsy. My question to the parents would be "Why does your son think he had the right to terrify the Starbucks staff at gun and knife point and rob the place?" Hopefully the cunt will get blood poisoning from the dirty blade. Cunt.

Not that I feel strongly about the cunt you understand.

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« Reply #18833 on: September 21, 2017, 01:52:43 PM »
http://m.sfgate.com/crime/article/Starbucks-robbery-crime-stabbing-Good-Samaritan-12213420.php

Suspect in robbery to sue good Samaritan that took away his knife in a brawl and stabbed him with it.

Meanwhile in Australia, a farmer has had his legal guns taken away after pointing an unloaded one at an armed home intruder.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/father-fears-justice-system-stacked-against-victims-after-guns-confiscated/news-story/af82f4e95257477faf6c5a295489f065

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« Reply #18834 on: September 21, 2017, 06:08:46 PM »

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« Reply #18835 on: September 22, 2017, 08:22:31 AM »
I'm still having dreams where a young Judi Dench is seducing me.



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« Reply #18836 on: September 22, 2017, 11:29:56 AM »
I'm still having dreams where a young Judi Dench is seducing me.

Sir, you really need to up your game.  :o

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« Reply #18837 on: September 22, 2017, 06:55:41 PM »
Sir, you really need to up your game.  :o

I don't invite her into my dreams!  I never think about her.  Yes, I've seen her on TV and Film but it's not like I have a fantasy.  ;D

Honestly...the dreams are pretty good though.  :-\

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« Reply #18838 on: September 22, 2017, 07:55:04 PM »
I don't invite her into my dreams!  I never think about her.  Yes, I've seen her on TV and Film but it's not like I have a fantasy.  ;D

Honestly...the dreams are pretty good though.  :-\

I want to ask good in what way but I fear the answer.  :o

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« Reply #18839 on: September 22, 2017, 08:10:14 PM »
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